MEAT BUS posts
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WE ARE ALIVE!
Just wanted to give everyone an update, Alex and Kay (and Binky) survived two dust storms and a blizzard to get to Arizona. Love y’all!
EP 82: CLOWNS VS. MAGICIANS
Pick a side of the ring and prepare to defend your arguments. Kay is delirious, and this is our most heinously asinine episode yet.
EP 81: TERFS ONLY GYM
Y'all already know what it's about.
VACAY EPISODES?
So as we've told y'all, we're going on vacation next week. We will be recording episodes in Arizona, bc the grind never stops, and we're considering having Alex's little brother on. He's like if Alex was straight but nothing else was different. So is there anything y'all ...
EP 80: HOW DOES THE MIRROR KNOW?
How does the mirror know what I'm doing if I'm hiding behind a towel... How does it KNOW???
EP 79: COPS SUCK
Alex and Kay talk about cops
Welcome New Listeners!
Our audience has grown a lot over the past few months, so for all of the free patreon subscribers new to the family, we’d like to give you an official welcome onto the Meat Bus! Please enjoy this picture of Kay with a wet ass attempting to climb over a fence. It is worth $1,000,000,000 (JK)
EP 78: FLASHCARD ARGUMENTS
A foundational pillar of Kay and Alex's relationship is debating pointless topics for the fun of it. Here's that for exactly and hour.
EP 77: KAY GETS SHOT
Kids all look mushy and weird, babies don't get any respect, straight men don't exist, and Binky can't have a simple glass of water without some little jerk trying to hump him. Worst of all, Kay has been fatally shot.
EP 76: TOO SOON FOR OPIATE JOKES?
Let us know what you think in the comments.
EP 75: THE RUDE LADY'S DILEMMA
Kay tangles with ruminations on her general attitude. Is it a god given right to be grumpy at work?
EP 74: SO OUR HOUSE EXPLODED....
I mean really it was crazy. You will not believe how VALID our excuse for being late is. Like it's so valid you should prepare to feel guilty..... Also we love you.
EP 73: LEECHES ON YOUR BOOBS
It all started that fateful day in the pond... and now Kay can never eat luncheables' ham again. Stay tuned to hear more.
EP 72: HOW WE REALLY FEEL
Episode 71 continued
EP 71: JESUS H CHRIST
we know the audio is not great. we know we were supposed to have a video pod by now. technology is the devil and we are but mere mortals. Ep 72 is coming tomorrow for paid listeners, we will adjust all the choppiness, bare with us as we get used to our new setup.
EP 70: GIRL, IDK AT THIS POINT
The ina-gag-uration, the hat, Carrey Floperwood, the salute, the ban... It's all a huge mess. We are deeply disturbed and currently on hour seven of our wait at the emergency room for whiplash treatment.
EP 69: *INSERT SIXTY NINE JOKE*
Yet another rambler. Happy 69th paid subscribers.
EP 68: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Who is our target audience? Who is Larry David? Who is Timothy Chalamet? We answer all of your burning questions.
EP 67: THE LAST ACCOUNTANT
This episode is a bit more serious; you'd never think a Ben Affleck movie would kick us into such a heavy gear, but here we are. We discuss good vs. bad representation in film (what even is representation anyways?) and the upsetting history of autism and how it is portrayed. Recommended reading:...
EP 66: WOOWOO SCAM WORKSHOP
We have prepared a very fun extended bit, in which Alex and I have come up with fear mongering crunchy lifestyle brands to make a bunch of money. But first - some other BS. Let us know which scam you would waste the most money on. Shoutouts to Slic for our music
EP 65: SELF SURGERY
We talk about kids doing surgery on themselves, and like a bunch of other shit. Happy New Year's everyone. Shout out to slic for the intro and outro music.
EP 64: SECRETS IN THE COMMENTS
Kay baited thousands of people into sharing embarassing secrets on TikTok so that we could read them off to you. Would we be good parents?
EP 63: MERRY CHRISTMAS B*TCHES
We discuss Christmas and the many spoils we have wrought from it, we discuss cinema attendance etiquette (again,) and Kay spirals slightly into thoughts about her interactions with the greater public.
EP 62: CHRISTMAS EVE
It's Christmas Eve. I'm sure you're all ready for the holidays to be over. God knows we are. Love y'all.
EP 61 - WEST COAST BABY
Kay and I discuss her recent media tour in LA, binky updates, plans for the podcast moving forward, and 2025 predictions. We have an extended episode to make up for us not posting on schedule.Thanks to Slic for the music.
EP 60: MANGIONE, MANGIONE
So, as we were editing this episode, it came out that Mangione may have been snitched on by the company that makes the brand of backpack he was carrying. Regardless, we feel our points stand. McDonald's is watching you.
EP 59: BRAIN FARTY, VOICEMAIL TIME
Alex and I, as usual, shit talk mormons and answer phonecalls. We love you guys
EP 58: NO DISCOURSE!
Binky is a terrible cohost, but we push on in stride.
EP 57: OLFACTORY ODYSSEY
God I hope I spelled olfactory right. Alex and I gossip a bunch and then smell some perfume. Also, Spotify is bullying us yet again.
