EP 59: BRAIN FARTY, VOICEMAIL TIME
🕑 Added 2024-12-12 02:56:33 +0000 UTCAlex and I, as usual, shit talk mormons and answer phonecalls. We love you guys
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Anne
those green dragon drinks are fucking crazy
Majik
6 minutes in when Alex says “I think it was something denied you as a child” LMFAO
benjamoom
pod feels like a ft call. every bitch with a microphone speaks LA but you guys sound like real humans
mae
PLEASE SUBMIT ONEEEE
Mia Partridge
the “I can’t talk about my past without bitches being uncomfortable” YES!!!!
Mia Partridge
pls pls pls— bc relatable if it’s similar to my experience tbh spilllllll if you feel comfortable plsssss
Navilyn West
I think it was him, but I think they found him out in an incredibly unscrupulous way, and they knew they’d have to plant a ton of evidence to make his arrest semi believable
Will
Right when Alex started talking about the white cars, I noticed there were a bunch of white cars around me on the road
flyingnightrats
Literally at WinCo right now stocking my product and my energy drinks I stock sit right next to the green dragons. I think about Alex every time I see them now.
Luci☆fer
hot bitches always have demented unspeakable lore it’s just part of the package
Stewart H
“we’re gonna have an exchange of words, and you’re going to run out of sentences very quickly” 😭
kyle king
love still hearing edward snowden mentions, i just recently finished his autobiography!! surveillance has progressed so much since then and its terrifying to think about how deep it goes
Meek Dynasty
I was talking more Jain monks who knock door to door for their meals each day but I’ll look up Rick Owens’ house tour
Meek Dynasty
I guess that’s up to you
Rachel TImmy
I listened to a few like romcom audiobooks when i had a a concussion recently, fully had to stop bc i was getting too pissed off those books are kinda nefarious
Luci☆fer
still went back to buy more cans though shits bomb
Luci☆fer
I went to go buy a can of green dragon after hearing alex talk about it and that shit instantly gave me heart palpitations
jawn
uhh many news outlets here's one: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/kremlin-says-an-fsb-agent-deep-cover-russian-sleeper-agents-among-those-returned-2024-08-02/
george
Lol r u kidding me, the highest taks of monks are maximalists af, and the rest have that clothing so they are made to look low rank 💀 tbh ultimate minimalism for me is Rick Owens tho, but he's also deffo insane
george
Where was this reported lol?
george
I would imagine some fuck ass chef in a gastro-science restaurant jizzes in his pants thinking about those grapes
george
I LOVE your weirder episodes. Alex bringing up the assassination of Shinto Abe in detail really brightened up my day 💕 But y'all seem more pressed these last few episodes, I genuinely hope you guys are not going through it, bt if yes I think I speak in the name of everyone here when I say I hope y'all get to relax and heal soon. 🥰
Yamileth Diaz
Even if they come in a box?
Yamileth Diaz
Me too pls Kay
Jori
Kay please privately message me the esoteric thing that you couldn't talk about xoxooo
xiomara
agree with disliking foods that taste like other things. my cousins husband is a seasonal farm worker and during grape season he gave us cotton candy flavored grapes and that genuinely freaked me out. like i didn’t know there was a demand for this…
Temperance
i’ve worked on a ton of house hunters episodes and have tea ab the show + a crazy paranormal story about one of the houses, is that voicemail worthy??
C. Dodge
I am loving the dive into Mormonism because it’s fascinating and I feel like it’s hard to find ppl who actually examine their whole thing realistically
jawn
sleeper agents are real!!! recently there was a russian couple living undercover in argentina and they had two kids while there who had NO IDEA their parents were russian. the big headline was that when they got back to russia putin had to greet the kids in spanish because they don't know russian
soph
I deeply relate to having esoteric lore so depressing or otherwise emotionally complicated for the average person so you can't talk about it. It's weird and isolating and difficult but also hilarious in a dark way. it's weirdly comforting to hear that you relate to that experience
Meek Dynasty
Always wash the tops of your cans for rat poop reasons
Meek Dynasty
Y’all want a Shitty vs Pretty local drag drama voicemail?🤐 Minimalists think they’re monks and monks are the only ppl who actually practice minimalism. I love that u discussed psychosis after my cannibal message so true. I didn’t think you overshared and we love you🧡IF IT WAS THAT ESOTERIC YOU WOULDNT TELL!! ;) assassination forever amen
Lia
that late night emergency sound thing used to make me TWEAK tf out, when i was a kid i used to have to go under a blanket & hum really loud to myself while covering my ears bc that used to freak me out so bad 😭😭
Zakaria
Mother, i’m boots. The fuck?
Zakaria
Calls yippee
s. c
Kay how do you feel about Ethel Cain? Idk if y'all have ever talked about her on here
s. c
Right when I needed yall you came thru godbless 😌 I get so much work done when l'm listening
Cell
LESGOOOO