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Midnight Pals: TEETH
Jordan Shiveley: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX GIRLS?Shiveley: THE HOT HOT LEAN HOT BIG HOT GIRLS?Shiveley: THE RIGHT RIGHT ULTRA VITAL NICE NICE GIRLS?Shiveley: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BYShiveley: MADE FRESH FOR YOUR ORDERShivel...
Midnight Pals: Barnacles?! For Eyes?!
Lyndsey Coal: ahoy there minnows!Dean Koontz: aye aye cap'n!Croal: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUKoontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N!Barker: oh we're doing this bit again? okCroal: OHHHHHHCroal: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the girl with barnacles for eyesCroa...
Midnight Pals: Vice Shark
Jordan Kurella: [scrimshawing a narwal tusk] ahoy there minnowsDean Koontz: aye aye, cap'n!Kurella: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUKoontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N!Kurella: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKurella: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, this be the tale of the vice sharkKurella: tis about a sh...
Midnight Pals: Delicious Boot
Theresa C. Gaynord: i just want to say,i support trump 100% doing anythingGaynord: i don't care how many children he has to murder, how many grandmothers he has to terrorizeGaynord: it's all worth it, to finally get the rogue state of COMMIEfornia under controlGaynord: do you know they'r...
Midnight Pals: So Surreal
Leonora Carrington: tea spoons and jelly spoonsCarrington: i'm going to tell you about something i know nothing aboutCarrington: one sunny night two dead boys woke up to face each other back to backCarrington: if you don't believe me, ask the blind manCarrington: he saw itCarrington: now pul...
Midnight Pals: Girls in Space
[space coven]Mary Robinette Kowal: listen up, boys!Kowal: I've got a story for you… the story of the lady astronaut!Kowal: that's rightKowal: a lady wants to be an astronautKowal: how about that?!Kowal: while working for jim Henson productions, i was inspired by that great space explorer m...
Midnight Pals: Slap Fight of the Century 2
Poe: you know we've been talking an awful lot about elon musk latelyPoe: maybe we should get back to horror stuffPoe: after allPoe: that's kinda our reason for beingBarker: yeah but maybeBarker: maybe we can do ONE more elon threadBarker: just as a treatPoe: come on clive i think people are ...
Midnight Pals: Slapfight of the Century
King: hey uhKing: where's elon?Barker: why? do you want him here?King: NOKing: no i meanKing: he's usually hereKing: it's not like him to not show upPoe: we moved the campfire without telling himKing: that usually doesn't stop himKing: i dunno guysKing: heck i can't believe i'...
Midnight Pals: The Future of Art
Natasha Lyonne: hey guys so david lynch couldn't be here tonight so he wanted me to tell you all that he thinks AI generated art is the future King: Barker: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: King: really? david lynch said that? Poe: steveLyonne: oh yeah he especially loved it when people made incomprehens...
Midnight Pals: Orgasm Denial
JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: i am here to tell you about my new womensss conferenccceRowling: where we will finally end the tyranny of orgasssmsssBarker: whatBarker: what the fuckBarker: this time, you've gone too far rowling!!Rowling: sssee, having orgasssmss releasess thetanss in the blo...
Midnight Pals: Get Your Ass to Mars
[space coven]Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopelessHeinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent lawsHeinlein: it's up to us now gentle...
Midnight Pals: Ketamine Bladder
Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things Stephen King: oh, like your family? Musk: Musk: no Musk: notta datMusk: no that ima no atta da doge, i can spenda my time onna da more important things inna life Musk: like i m...
Midnight Pals: Elon's Love Life
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king King: oh it's elon King: i thought you were busy with doge Musk: eyyy i'm done witha that Musk: so more time to spenda with my best amigo stephano kin...
Midnight Pals: Secret Identity
Chuck Tingle: good evening, my good chumsKing: oh excellent! it's chuck tingle!King: he's great, he's always so funnyTingle: actually, chums, this is serious horrorKing: whatKing: what? you're not doing funny erotica anymore?Tingle: i never did funny erotica, chumKing: iKing: what?Ti...
Midnight Pals: The Bowman
Arthur Machen: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the bowmanMachen: about how some ghostly Agincourt archers appeared out of the heavens to save a troop of British soldiers in world war 1King: oh yeah the angels of mons, I've heard of themMachen: of cours...
Midnight Pals: Machine Movies
Darren Aronofsky: hey it's me Darren aronofsky, the doyenne of psychological horrorAronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts likeAronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests"Aronofsky: orAronofsky: "what if a guy was really fat&...
Midnight Pals: Maine
JA Johnstone: Submitted for the approval, I call this the tale of the blue state bloodsuckers invading real america JA Johnstone: they ruined the blue states with their nanny state nattering JA Johnstone: now antifa supersoliders are going to execute all the small business owners in the town squareJ...
Midnight Pals: Anytown Problems
William W Johnstone: tonight, my nephew is going to help me tell a story JA Johnstone: you bet, unca will! Stephen King: aw isn't that cute? King: i remember the first time i had joe help me tell a story King: anyone want to see a picture of my boy joe? King: spitting image of his old man, he is...
Midnight Pals: Chasers
Eve Harms: we've got a story tonightMariah Darling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, we call this the tale of the chasersBarker: does it involve a sketchy online adDarling: no it does notHarms: but it could have!Darling: eveHarms: it could have!!!Darling: it's about a tran...
Midnight Pals: Revenge Arc
Cat Voleur: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the revenge arcVoleur: it's about a woman who makes a webcomic about dark web torturesVoleur: but when her biggest fan starts to take things too seriouslyVoleur: things start to getVoleur: TOO realVoleur: it&...
Midnight Pals: Worldcon Drama
Hugo Gernsback: hey everyone its me, hugo gernsbackGernsback: editor of Amazing Stories and namesake of the hugo awardsGernsback: perhaps you've heard of them?Clive Barker: oh buddyBarker: buddyBarker: we've heard all about them ha haGernsback: ah yes my precious hugo awards!Gernsback: the m...
Midnight Pals: Harry Potter Day
Stephen King: happy harry potter day everyone!Barker: whatKing: today is the day that we remember all the brave souls who lay done their lives for the battle of hogwartsBarker:Barker: whatKing: ok lookKing: i know that JK Rowling's kinda problematic these daysBarker: uh huhKing: but not even JK ...
Midnight Pals: Magic
HP Lovecraft: everyone, this is harry Houdini the famous magicianHarry Houdini: heyStephen King: you know harry Houdini?Lovecraft: oh yeah we've been looking for a project to work on together for a whileKing:Lovecraft: we already established he's not really italianKing: so you must really be...
Midnight Pals: Men
Jude Cook: for too long, the literary world has been dominated by womenCook: people have been asking 'when will men have a chance?'Cook: well guess whatCook: men, your time has finally arrivedCook: if you think about it, men have really been shortshrifted in the whole book thingCook: when wa...
Midnight Pals: Signals
[a scottish castle with a 4 foot fence]JK Rowling: finally!Rowling: after yearss of sstruggle, i have achieved my life goalRowling: to be the final arbiter of lesssbianisssmRowling: i'm not gonna let some uppity lessbianss tell me what they are!Rowling: but what'ss next for JK Rowling?Kathle...
Midnight Pals: Sinners
Ryan Coogler: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the sinnersCoogler: so you ever watch a movie where for the first half you think you're watching one kind of movieCoogler: but then in the third reel suddenly its about vampires doing a siege on a bar?Quent...
Midnight Pals: The Legend of Lauren Faust
It turns out that there's video footage of the LIVE at Babscon reading of the Legend of Lauren Faust! Here's a little treat for you party people! You can barely even tell that I'm drunk here XDLauren Faust = Cosmic KeyframeDean Koontz = The Looney TurtleHP Lovecraft = NatMary Shelley = S...
Midnight Pals: itsa da basilisk
Elon Musk: eeeey Stephano king maybe i tella da storyKing: i didn't know you wrote stories, elonMusk: i paid someone toMusk: i mean uhhhMusk: si!Musk: submit for-a da approval offa da midnight society, i gotta real scary storyMusk: mama mia itsa gonna scare the lasagna right outta you face!Musk:...
Midnight Pals: Elon doing shit
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!Stephen King: what is it now elonMusk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from dogeMusk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano kingKing:King:King:Poe: steve why is elon musk hereKing: it wasn't my ideaMusk: eyyy checka this ou...
The Legend of Lauren Faust
This past weekend, I participated in a live Midnight Pals reading at BABScon 2025 aka the last My Little Pony convention. It was a lot of fun, and if you missed it, you can read the script for yourself here! Also enjoy this relevant ponified pic of the main pals by Aki Neko!
