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Midnight Pals: Chasers
🕑 Added 2025-05-13 19:20:35 +0000 UTCEve Harms: we've got a story tonight
Mariah Darling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, we call this the tale of the chasers
Barker: does it involve a sketchy online ad
Darling: no it does not
Harms: but it could have!
Darling: eve
Harms: it could have!!!
Darling: it's about a trans woman trying to find an apartment in LA
Darling: i mean, you know how it is getting an apartment in LA
Dennis Etchison: do i ever!!
King: i don't know what it's like getting an apartment in LA
Etchison: this story isn't for you steve
King: i can't relate to this
King: i once bought a house in maine
King: is it anything like buying a house in maine?
Harms:
Darling:
Eve Harms: you know
Harms: i can think of one way to find an apartment in LA
Darling:
Harms: what if you answered a sketchy interne
Darling: NO
Darling: it's about a trans woman who gets a new apartment and there's some weird shenanigans going on
Darling: there's a peephole in the wall of the apartment
Darling: and she can spy on her neighbor
Darling: with SEXY results
Edward Lee: ahhh YEAH
Darling: turns out her neighbor is a sex worker who caters to a
Darling: select clientele
Barker: alright now we're talking
Darling: like clown fetishists and rubber ducky lovers and people who really love senior administrative nurses doing paperwork
Barker:
Barker: i can work with this
King: how did she find this apartment again?
Darling: that's not really the important thing here
Harms: !!!
Darling: BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT A SKETCHY ONLINE AD
Darling: there's not a single sketchy online ad in this story
Harms: b-b-b-b
Harms: but what if there WAS a sketchy online ad
Harms: i just think i would be interesting
Harms: and i think it would go a little something like
Darling: EVE
Darling: anyway
Darling: it turns out that the super of her new apartment is this hunky himbo
King: oh he seems nice
Darling: sure, he SEEMS nice
Harms: i just like answering sketchy online ads
Harms: hold up one second
Harms: this nigerian prince is telling me to invest in Iraqi dinars
Comments
Shirley R
Those Nigerian princes NEVER send pics when you ask.
