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Midnight Pals: The Future of Art
🕑 Added 2025-06-04 20:55:32 +0000 UTCNatasha Lyonne: hey guys so david lynch couldn't be here tonight so he wanted me to tell you all that he thinks AI generated art is the future
King:
Barker:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
King: really? david lynch said that?
Poe: steve
Lyonne: oh yeah he especially loved it when people made incomprehensible loops of random mutating sludge and said it was in the style of david lynch
Lyonne: he was just over the moon about that
Lyonne: thought it was tops
Lyonne: he said to me "natasha"
Lyonne: "this is good to me"
King: huh! that doesn't sound like the david lynch i know
Lyonne: why? what do you think david lynch would say?
King: well
King: honestly
King: he would probably say
Poe: the deep of the dark the eyes of the snail
King: the deep of the dark the eyes of the snail yeah
Lyonne: no no he was really big on AI
Lyonne: also he said he loves it when people film things on smartphones
Lyonne: he told me this in a liberal coffee shop and then everyone stood up and clapped
King: ok wait what were his exact words
Lyonne: he said "natasha, this is a pencil." Everyone has access to a pencil and likewise everyone with a phone will be using AI. "It's how you use the pencil, see?"
King:
King: wait why isn't the whole thing in quotation marks
Lyonne:
Lyonne: [sweats]
King: are you SURE david lynch said that?
Lyonne: here, ask him yourself
Lyonne: come on in, david!
[david lynch enters. he has 23 fingers on each hand and his face is constantly shifting]
David Lynch: add non-toxic glue to pizza to increase tackiness
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Lynch: geologists recommend that you eat one small rock every day
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
King: something's not right here
Lynch: let me tell you about white genocide in south africa
Comments
Bitter Karella
Still have fond memories from "But I'm a Cheerleader" but ugh
Bitter Karella
what a world!
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
Truly.... there are no words 🥲
Shirley R
Also, wtf Natasha Lyonne, don't make me hate you, I like your work so far.
