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Midnight Pals: The Bowman
🕑 Added 2025-05-27 16:00:13 +0000 UTCArthur Machen: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the bowman
Machen: about how some ghostly Agincourt archers appeared out of the heavens to save a troop of British soldiers in world war 1
King: oh yeah the angels of mons, I've heard of them
Machen: of course you have
Machen: because i invented them
Machen: just now
King: no no I've heard of them
King: it's a well-known legend
Machen: it's not a legend!
Lovecraft: That's right! It really happened
Machen: no i mean
Machen: i mean i just made it up
Machen: just now
Lovecraft: excuse me that sounds factually incorrect to me
Lovecraft: I'm pretty sure it actually happened
Machen: it didn't actually happen!
King: that's right! it's a legend
Machen: NO!! I JUST MADE IT UP!
Machen: JUST NOW!
Machen: don't you understand?! i made it up!
Dean Koontz: wow! is it true that the angels of mons were real?!
King: no dean it's just a legend
Lovecraft: don't tell dean that, steve! of course they're real!
Machen: ARGH
Machen: why can't I get through to any of you?!
Machen: it's not real!
Machen: it's not a legend!
Machen: it's a story that I WROTE
Machen: how can i convince you?!
Barker: hey Arthur was this whole bowman incident kind of queer
Machen: yes it was
Barker: oh yeah Arthur DEFINITELY wrote this one
Machen: if fact you might say that the sudden appearance of ghostly archers was quite queer
Barker: haha how was it queer Arthur
Barker: explain it to me slowly haha
Barker: as if i were but a child hahahah
Poe: clive
Poe: clive what are you doing
Barker: was it queer because a bunch of men fired long hard pointy phallic arrows into another bunch of men
Machen: yeah that was a pretty queer thing about it
Barker: AHHAHAHAHAHA
Poe: clive stop badgering him
Poe: you know that's just the way he talks
Comments
Mike mccluskey
Lovecraft being sweet
Shirley R
"Clive" 🤣🤣🤣
