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Midnight Pals: Anytown Problems
🕑 Added 2025-05-16 20:22:06 +0000 UTCWilliam W Johnstone: tonight, my nephew is going to help me tell a story
JA Johnstone: you bet, unca will!
Stephen King: aw isn't that cute?
King: i remember the first time i had joe help me tell a story
King: anyone want to see a picture of my boy joe?
King: spitting image of his old man, he is!
William W Johnstone: go right ahead, JA, tell the story like we discussed
Johnstone: i'll be right here if you need me
Johnstone: writing 12 simultaneous new potboilers
Johnstone: and some of them are about cowboys!
JA Johnstone: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the small town beset by unspeakable evil
King: like a clown?
JA Johnstone: what
King: a clown
JA Johnstone:
King: oh sorry i see the confusion
King: i don't mean a regular clown
King: i mean like an evil one
JA Johnstone: no it's beset by a real evil that exists in real life, a danger destroying the good decent small towns all across this great nation of ours
JA Johnstone: of course, i speak of
JA Johnstone: liberals
JA Johnstone: sorry i mean LIEberals
William W Johnstone: that's my boy!!
JA Johnstone: Anytown USA was just like any good town in REAL america
JA Johnstone: with white picket fences, a greasy spoon that served ice cold beer to hard-working red blooded retired police and retired army rangers, and a church
JA Johnstone: UNTIL the invasion of the blue state bloodsuckers
JA Johnstone: they came from ALL the bad states
JA Johnstone: COMMIEfornia
JA Johnstone: TAXsachusetts
JA Johnstone: GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOM York
King: "gender neutral bathroom york?"
JA Johnstone: yeah sorry that one doesn't scan too well
JA Johnstone: i was trying to think of a pun that indicated new york was full of weirdo foreign degenerates whose loyalty to america is questionable and i just couldn't think of a one
JA Johnstone: i mean, i just can't think of a pun to indicate new york is full of a certain kind of person i find innately disreputable
HP Lovecraft: i can think of one
Poe: howard stop
JA Johnstone: i'm just stumped
Lovecraft: i can help!
JA Johnstone: anytown USA used to have a beautiful public golf course where ordinary folks could play golf!
King: such a thing exists?
JA Johnstone: well, not anymore!
JA Johnstone: it was bought and privatized by masked antifa thugs
JA Johnstone: you know, as they do
Comments
John Ross
It’s the ‘Howard stop’ that broke me, as yes, Howard could certainly help with that.
