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Midnight Pals: Harry Potter Day
🕑 Added 2025-05-06 16:27:29 +0000 UTCStephen King: happy harry potter day everyone!
Barker: what
King: today is the day that we remember all the brave souls who lay done their lives for the battle of hogwarts
Barker:
Barker: what
King: ok look
King: i know that JK Rowling's kinda problematic these days
Barker: uh huh
King: but not even JK Rowling can ruin my enjoyment of Harry Potter day!
Barker: oh i bet she'll try
King: but see if we just separate art from artist
King: and i mean it's not like she's right here being transphobic in our faces
JK Rowling: hello children
King: oh goddamnit
King: hey joanne are you ready for harry potter day?
Rowling: what?
King: you know, harry potter day
King: the day that we celebrate your great work-
Rowling: i'm over that
Rowling: i'm really too busssy with the transsphobia to think about that anymore
JK Rowling: i'm really mad at these back ssstabbing colleaguesss who signed a letter sssupporting transss rights
Barker: what, you mean the children who were in your movie 20 years ago?
Rowling:
Rowling: yesss
Rowling: my back ssstabbing colleaguesss betray me!
Rowling: jussst like sssomeone elsse who wass sstabbed in the back
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Rowling: you know who i'm talking about
Lovecraft: tell me more
Poe: howard no
Rowling: i'm thinking of a whole country that got sstabbed in the back
Lovecraft: by who?
Rowling:
Rowling: uh
Rowling: bankersss
King: you mean goblin bankers?
Rowling: no
Rowling: actually
Rowling: yess
Comments
T. Ledoux
Did you like it? Was it good? Should I read it?! Aaaaaaagh (runs in circles, waves hands wildly)
Shirley R
I just read "Dreamslinger" by Graci Kim. Chuck Wendig posted about it last year when it was available for pre-order, and I was all "a wizard school in Korea? I AM SO IN". But also, if you were a neurofancy kid who went to a special school to ACT NORMAL, you can relate.
