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Midnight Pals: Elon doing shit
🕑 Added 2025-04-23 16:01:05 +0000 UTCElon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano king
King:
King:
King:
Poe: steve why is elon musk here
King: it wasn't my idea
Musk: eyyy checka this out
Musk: [attempts to roll a joint, immediately eats shit. it is not clear what move he was trying to make]
Poe: steve we talked about this
Poe: you can't keep bringing your friend elon here
King: he's not my friend!
Mary Shelley: you want me to take care of this
Poe: now mary we don't want anything sordid
King: no wait a second edgar
Clive Barker: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the super rich guy
Elon Musk: eyyyy relatable!
Barker: who realized that he was mortal
Musk: eyyy couldn't be me!
Barker: so anyway there's this guy who's SO rich
Barker: like richer than god
Barker: and he realizes 'oh shit'
Barker: 'i'm gonna die some day'
Elon Musk: mama mia!!!
Musk: eyyyy datsa scary!
Musk: am i-a gonna die?!
King: someday, elon
King: everybody dies eventually
Musk: b-but ima rich!
King:
Musk: ima rich, i say!
Poe: now look what you've done, clive
Poe: you gave elon musk an existential crisis
Barker: good
Poe: no, not good!
Poe: now we've got to listen to this all night!
Barker: no we don't
Poe: elon,we took a vote and we decided that you're out of the midnight society
Poe: please don't come here anymore
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: but what abouta Stephano?
Poe: steve voted twice actually
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: this-a my biggest humiliation since i get kicked out of bay area baby furs!
[baby fur meet-up]
Frank Belknap Long: anyway my fursona is a wolf with heterochromatic eyes
CS Lewis: my fursona is a dragon
Musk: eyyy letsa hava some sammiches anna chocklit!
Musk: mama mia wingsnugs!
Long:
Lewis:
Long: you were the guy who got rainfurrest cancelled weren't you
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Shirley R
Yes Edgar, let Mary speak...
