DFFPodcast posts
Flash Fried: 12 Feb 2020
Hurry! Come get a plate while it’s still hot!Audio attached.
DFF vs. The Warrior and The Sorceress
There is a bit of nudity in this one, so 18+ only please (or whatever the laws are in your country).
THE GREASE TRAP: 10 Feb 2020
Whoop there it is.Audio attached.
THE GREASE TRAP: 07 Feb 2020
Why is this post sticky? What have you been doing in here, Sam?!
TJ vs. The BIGGEST EGOS in History
After you watch our live commentary of the Debate, get ready for a second helping. We aren't done feeding you yet little piggy!
FLASH FRIED: 05 Feb 2020
Iowa Caucus, SOTU, etc etc etc.Audio attached.
Superbowl Ads: Vol. 3 = DFF!
We have very few traditions here at Pessimist Productions, but this is definitely one of them. What could ruin this joyous day you ask? YouTube. No surprise there.Due to YouTube being corporate shills, a clear monopoly, and hating free speech, we are having to edit out certain ads. *ahem* ᴶᵉᵉ...
THE GREASE TRAP: 03 Feb 2020
Audio attached you greasy knuckleheads.Apologies for it posting multiple times, apparently the issue was not in the audio uploader but with the actual posting part. Thanks for your patience.
DFF's Top 10 Classic Video Games
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Pre-Post Show / The Grease Trap: 31 Jan 2020
New year, new name!
Flash Fried: 29 Jan 2020
Oh man, it’s getting hot in here. Take off your (garlic) cloves.I’m running out of puns.Audio attached!
Pre-Post Show: 27 Jan 2020
Jean-Luc has a bag of chicks up his sleeves when it comes to catching chickens.You'll get that pun momentarily.Audio attached.
The Longest Waits for Movies = DFF
We were going to release this at 6.Figured you wouldn't mind the....wait.ᴵ'ˡˡ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵒᵘᵗ.Audio attached.
Pre-Post Show: 24 Jan 2020
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”Same windmill, same.Audio attached.
Flash Fried: 22 Jan 2020
Audio attachedBONUS CONTENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AaPSbsP6X8
Pre-Post Show: 20 Jan 2020
I was thinking to myself today "how do you even make holy water?"You boil the hell out of it.Audio attached for easy listening.
LIVE NOW - ABANDON HOPE - 1/17/2020
A B A N D O N H O P E
Tournament of Champions: Vol. 2 (Part 2)
The epic conclusion is here!If you'd like to see it in it's entirety, the link will be available below.Last Tournament of Champions ⏩https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGbOXd640oTournament of Champions: Vol.2 (FULL) ⏩ https://youtu.be/DtzZRTMwVVEAudio attached.
Pre-Post Show: 17 Jan 2020
eBay is useless.I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.Audio attached.
ABANDON HOPE - LIVE - 1/17/2020
Streaming tonight at 9pm Central.Update 7:24- Going live in about 1.5 hours. I have enough stories for the show at this point, but I'd still like more if you guys have any suggestions. The suggestions thread is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32850388I will be checking it periodically right ...
FLASH FRIED: 15 Jan 2020
I see you here at the buffet and I gotta say, I like what's on your plate. Give me a pizza that!Audio attached.
DFF vs. Rhinestone
This one is on the Jack and Jill level of awful. Beware.
We're Live Streaming The Democratic Debate
https://vimeo.com/384873288/3f0e17cd55
Beer Farts and Belly Button Lint
A TJ Stream
2020: WILL IT BE BERNIE vs. TRUMP? - Early Access For Patrons!
This video is coming out tomorrow, but because you're special, you get early access! W00T!
Pre-Post Show: 13 Jan 2020
Lettuce not forget that today a new episode of DFF comes out. This is grape!Audio attached for those who do that sort of thing.
Not Abandon Hope
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Sloth (Seven Deadly Sins Series) = DFF
Too tired to write out a post foI'm gonna go take a nap.
Pre-Post Show: 10 Jan 2020
You know, I had a few jokes about unemployed people.But none of them work.oh well.



















