Superbowl Ads: Vol. 3 = DFF!
🕑 Added 2020-02-04 03:10:15 +0000 UTCWe have very few traditions here at Pessimist Productions, but this is definitely one of them. What could ruin this joyous day you ask? YouTube. No surprise there.
Due to YouTube being corporate shills, a clear monopoly, and hating free speech, we are having to edit out certain ads. *ahem* ᴶᵉᵉᵖ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴴʸᵘⁿᵈᵃᶦ
Comments
Smooth
Make another!!
The Silver Socialist
Does this Patreon account have a Discord server? I’d like to share a bunch of C-Span clips of Biden saying really racist shit with TJ, but I can do that if he doesn’t have a Discord server. I’d like to become a patron and
Wølf Shadøwhill
fuck you google for making think about my father who died of Alzheimer's.
Corinna K
Ya ever just...wanted to die? Yeah...yeah. Anyway, great video guys!
The Mollusk Rising
Thank you for providing the audio link for this VIMEO video. I wish the others had it.
Ignar Husky
Oh they will
Heather Squidz
24:09 ya...we are gonna need a gif and meme of that furiously vibrating Scotty
Neebsz
Also where the fuck was Mushu
B Q
yeah it doesnt work
Clark
Is anyone else having trouble playing the video today?
Sideris
Is ANYONE really buying this shit? God damn
MacabreMole
That Mulan trailer looks nothing like Mulan. There is a middle ground to be had between the shot for shot remakes of Lion King and whatever this shit is.
Zero Divisor
"They really are going to ruin every amazing thing in this world." Yes. Yes they are.
Zero Divisor
I literally almost did a spit take all over my keyboard and monitors when you did the Google ad
fookler
Fuck that, if you're going to destroy all humans, then destroy every living being as well. I hate people like you who think animals are fucking sacred just because they are "innocent little creatures".
Where the fuck is Mushu? Why can't Disney stop raping my childhood? If they remake Hercules too I'm going to be so upset.
Dragoon
Superb owl
fatheramo1
The dog's owner donated a supper bowl ad for the vet school as thanks for saving his dog. If anything the school wants an ad more than money because it bring more attention to there name so more people look to them for vet schooling.
lost and found
This episode reminds me of something i've heared a long time ago, a weirdo talking about having sex with girls: "I like it the more they don't like it"
Jean the Baptiste
These ad execs love pastiching movies. It's smart. I've either seen in their entirety, or at least recognise a feature of, every one of the movies in these ads.
lost and found
It's not about the commercials, it's about watching the guys torture themselves. I liked it
Goontrooperx
It was a good switch up from the usual format. I'd go for a few episodes like that.
Bigass Frog
These commercials are the very definition of nonmedy (coined by Rich Evans of red letter media) and I HATED it. I HATED watching this episode. The intro plays and I'm like "hell yeah new episode of DFF" and then as soon as a commercial plays all that enjoyment evaporates and the floor falls out from under it to reveal a bottomless pit of unfunny pandering garbage...I CANT FUCKIN TAKE THIS SHIT
Xinic5
Fucking Paul wanting to destroy all species. What did wild animals ever do to you? Destroy all humans, leave all other species alone! a
I got scammed by three neckbeards
lol Paul with his "this generations gonna ruin everything" shit. The people that came up with that mountain dew add are older than you, Paul.
I'm still kinda hoping for more mystery themed episodes like the Mummy curse one.
Cethlenn
You guys just legit bursted out into the best Bogan Australian accent I've heard from Americans whilst trying to make fun of Bostoners.
Psychedelic Fox
Tentacle spotted at 27:43. Heinz supports tentacle porn.
Marcos
Last time the commercials were torture, I'm still mad at bounty. I'd be okay if this tradition ended, I might not be able to get through it.
Carl
You guys better put some respect on T Pain's name! He isn't a B-lister!
ThornedKelp
Paul's suggestion is so goooooood
Josh Jerome
Bud Light Seltzer is pretty brilliant from a marketing standpoint, really. You've got beer that's weak ass piss water, so you add a fruity flavor shot and stop calling it beer and bingo, revitalized brand. That being said, they're also banking on people just forgetting that seltzer is fucking gross in the first place.
Jack of Tears
I love the Boston accent, I always have.
SteelGriffin
Fuck Ketchup
Some Caucazoid
eat a peen
Hassan Sabree
Paul flipping the racial bent onto Scotty was the funniest thing ever lmfao
Brandon Barsi
Oh boy, the worst episode concept for the third time. Lucky us...
Kid Wizard
Uhh isn't this a public episode?
Mavis Henry
I'll go a head an d give it an enjoy then.
Firefly should've been cancelled sooner
Not working on desktop, but just tried on mobile and it worked.
Joshua Jordan Larson
Can you please upload an mp3 version?
Michael Sims
I love how the copyright Nazis get mad over commentating over commercials. It's free advertising!
Fred Funkledunk
You crazy bastards, I got my wish! Thank you for suffering thru this nonsense for another year! Keep up the good shit
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Only good links for you, Jake.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Try it now Craig!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Should work now!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Should play now guys! Vimeo takes a second to allow embeds.
SimpleSlides
scammed again
Daniel Savage
Won’t play because of “privacy settings”
Anonymous
Bad link
LesClaypoolOnBass
I live in KC. Great fucking comeback boys. The commercials sucked of course except the Old Town Road one was ok
Craig Ryan
The link no work :(
Tucker White
The link is broken, ya SCAMMERS!
Uriel Artino
Link doesn’t work
Rob
Says I can’t play it because of your privacy settings
Greg
Link doesn’t work tho
Hypnotic Visionaire
Link doesn't work, can you send us the physical one? If you need to, just upload it to the channels page on Vimeo https://vimeo.com/deepfatfried. UPDATE at 8:16- It Works Now
Greg
I’ve been waiting all day for a new episode :) I’m excited
Brian Palmer
Link is broken