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Flash Fried: 29 Jan 2020

🕑 Added 2020-01-29 22:31:05 +0000 UTC

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David Whitson

Can't believe Paul was right about the Fast 9 rocket engine car hahahahahaha

c0lt

i dont like but force myself to watch these so i have an inkling of a thought about the current events that otherwise would elude me

Fred Funkledunk

I really hope you guys can do another round of Super Bowl Commercial reactions. I love those episodes a lot

Josh Jerome

More like Live Free and Die of a Heroin Overdose.

Baba-Mail

Eventually they'll ruin it too.. Then, the rise of the worms!

Rat squatch

Imagine the wasps though, They would need to start using human hosts for their larvae. Be like the bloodfly out of dishonored 2

Timbo

How dare you speak ill of New Hampshire! Live Free or Die muthafucka

Bigass Frog

The best part about those huge algal blooms? They produce a LOT of oxygen. And with less biodiversity, it is likely oxygen levels will rise, along with the temperature, to levels that can support giant arthropods like in the distant past. I'm talkin dragonflies with wingspans the size of eagles, scorpions as big as crocodiles, swarms of giant cockroaches that can pretty easily eat a human, spiders with 6-inch long fangs, fuckin MEGA ANTS. Imagine a hoard of half a million giant carpenter ants tearing apart your delicious wooden house to get at the juicy human flesh inside which will sustain their larva. Obviously we'll be long gone by this point but still just imagine it. BUGWORLD BABY

Drone

please sir, can I have some more?

Bienenreiter

I actually looked that up and it's true, Israel has closed all Starbucks years ago... We do have them in Switzerland. It's actually funny that one of the first Starbucks was in my city, around 2003, but closed some years later because it was a total flop. Now we have about six starbucks in the biggest cities. I assume Swiss people thought that Starbucks was shit until the brand became famous enough that people pretend now to like it. Fortunately there are also no Starbucks in the country of my mother, Bosnia. But it's probably just a matter of time when neoliberalism fucks our traditional kafane over and replaces them with shitty Starbucks coffe.

Katya

Oh, and can we send you guys' Fast & Furious movie pitches to Hollywood? I wanna see that shit so bad.

BILLY DEVOE

Freakily enough... I just re-read The Stand BEFORE the Corona Outbreak.....

Katya

Yo, we don't have Starbucks here in Israel so I'm glad to report they're still not EVERYWHERE. Just mostwhere.

Christopher H Drain

Video not available?

Ert Schmert

Steelmanville road please

Whiskabiscuit

I legitimately thought the laugh was Scotty too.

lost and found

After two months of pizza, the tapeworm in paul's guts went: "Fuck that! I'm heading north."

Tyler Fun

Yes! That was the best part of the episode.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

They should do a comedy take on the 'old badass' trope. Have all the young badasses pissed off cause the old bastard won't retire and the new generation can't advance in the career of badassery. 'Well you could have been promoted to foreign terrorist suicide mission, with the female teammate with huge tits and totally impractical shoes, but Ol' Tony has seniority so go back to badass accounting and try next financial year.' So they new guys all team up to murder the old ones in the funniest and most humiliating ways possible.

Shrunken Presence

What does garlic have to do with anything?

Duckling Duckins

the giggle sounds so much like scotty, is he working on FOX NEWS? is this just a hidden FOX NEWS outlet? scotty the FOX NEWS spokesman.

Matthew Rooney

You guys killed those cliche's and concepts. Lmao I'm dead. Take my money...

IanTheSloth1

A note on the koalas, while its sad they had to go out in a roaring inferno they're a good species to put to bed. Eucalyptus leaves are so fiberous that all the required grinding inevitably whittles down their teeth to nothing, and they do not regrow. If they aren't snatched up by a predator they inevitably starve to death with a belly full of food they cant digest. Eucalyptus is also so nutrient scarce (and literally poisonous) that their continued reliance on it as a food source is a possible explanation for their SMOOTH BRAINS. They have literally given themselves evolutionary brain damage.

Azazel

Man Iam watching this at like 130 am and that was a mistake . Iam gonna see that sill image of Mitch burned into my minds eyes. So thanks for the nightmares

Mecha

Glad I’m not the only one who picked up the stand after the corona outbreak, it’s got me all paranoid now

yeetios

we all know trump on dat meth

Ben R

You guys should clip the movie pitch shit at the end and upload it to YouTube, that was fucking hilarious.

Keggerous

I just had my 5th account banned from twitter...

Martin Duplessis

Knewz almost made me vomit.

Grau_I

I don't give a shit about Kobe. 150,000 people die each day.

Brown

I vote no on emoji plates.

Christopher Borra

1st story, wow all those women behind Trump, I wonder how many would mind him grabbing them by the pussy? I bet the real number would be startling.

Bryce Stoddard

Tj looks like he shat fart and came

Patrick Lynch

Lol I always play runescape while listening to your podcast. He wasn't banned they just took away his character's ability to speak

Lupin X

JOKER SPOILOS AROUND THE 33 MINUTE MARK

CraftyAndy

this is the only podcast that I can give a damn about. So many focus on only general mundane shit, very few do hyper focused researched topics. Thank you.