Flash Fried: 12 Feb 2020
🕑 Added 2020-02-13 01:25:59 +0000 UTCHurry! Come get a plate while it’s still hot!
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Katya
Listening to these in the future (after Bernie's dropped out) is a new kind of sad. Why am I doing this
Dallas
ACTUALLY nh IS thw whitest state in the union
TheMedsPeds
I for one would like to see the cat mask article.
Harry Lee-Jones
Kid: *Does a finger gun at the teacher and makes an empty threat.* The School: "QUICK CALL THE JUSTICE ENFORCERS!!!"
Drone
does it hurt?
Drone
Thanks nerd
Canadian Attack Moose
Just so we’re clear, climate change is a myth. It was minus 40 out tonight and last night, so there. Scientific evidence. And I’m a Canadian Moose, we know the cold. My balls are frozen to my inner leg.
Thomas Reynolds
Joe Biden seems to have conflated two different classic westerns, one of which did, in fact, star John Wayne. In the 1949 John Ford film "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon," the narrator says "So here they are: the dog-faced soldiers." Then there was a 1952 Tyrone Powell film called "Pony Soldier."
Zachary
I'm with Scotty. Goddamn you TJ I wanted to see more of the Kitty.
Moist Calzone
Invisible man may not be that bad, it seems like the dude created some sort of cloaking device. You can see a pattern when she throws the paint on him.
Jean the Baptiste
It’s always so gratifying to hit that threshold where the patrons only may pass beyond. If the hosts are feeling it, I wouldn’t take any offence at them toking up at this stage to bring a distinct vibe to the concluding half of the show. I’m very nostalgic for those halcyon days of the Drunken Peasants when the whole cast was revelling in Washington’s lapse weed laws on their relocation to Seattle.
Kristen R
And for reference, medical/dental school was something like $15K a year 30 years ago, yet we still make about the same salary as 30 years ago.
Kristen R
A lot of people that make a $200K+ salary are doctors/surgeons that have gone to school for 8-12 years. 300K of student debt. In fact, I'll have almost that amount from dental school alone even though people think dentists are rich. You've got to take that into account.
E.D.G.E.
TJ, you totally said a dinosaur's name right. Proud of you
c0lt
gross
c0lt
thinking about OUR hero paul tonight, saying a prayer for him
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
You can believe victims when they come forward, the real problem is when a story is publicised before an investigation has taken place. By the time a narrative has been decided on and the court of public opinion has delivered a verdict it's impossible to get to the truth without real damage. Either a victim is dissected in the media adding to their trauma, or an innocent person is dragged through the mud and can never really recover. Keep everything anonymous until the facts are clear. And even then, sometimes it's better for someone trying to recover to do so privately. But then again, without people speaking out people like Cosby get away with shit... argh.
Yrb wahs
show me the cat damnit!
Michael Sims
Dusty is rusty, but he did have a good take on what he thinks is going on with Jordan Peterson.
Tito Manfredo
Hey since we’re bringing back polygamy even though the Supreme Court already ruled against it 140 fucking years ago, can we also bring back other barbaric religious practices like ritualistic human sacrifice? As long as the person being sacrificed is a consenting adult and you can get them on the record stating that before they are killed I don’t really see a problem with it. Those minion movies are an atrocity though, we should definitely get rid of those.
Nodnarb
Hollowman did it first bros and its as awful
Tosy
I'm skeptical about good news
Jacob Kantor
I am going to poop in your house and I am going to poop in society
Clyde Frog
Quick response to something Paul said about that terrible Minion movie. He said Illumination Entertainment didn't do anything to stand out from other animated movies. That's their entire business model. The company was founded by a dude who figured out he could make these animated childrens films for a fraction of the industry standard price by cutting corners everywhere. They reuse the same 6 or 7 character models for all their background characters, just watch that awful singing animal movie they made a couple years back. You see the same 5 identical animals everywhere. They are just a trash company making garbage films for quick money, and it's shameful they continue to "succeed" making movies. We'd be better off if they went away and never came back. Love you guys.
Jack of Tears
Stop that.
Bryan Turner
11:10 Whats really bad about the Minions craze is that it completely overshadowed an actually good film, Megamind.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
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Josh Jerome
At least if Trump wins again we might get The Apprentice: Republican Candidate edition
Josh Jerome
I find your persistence endearing.
JD
Keep talking about Dem candidates as if it actually matters. They look like an episode of Hollywood squares. Hopeless.
AlterEgoIII
Happy birthday TJ!!!
Canadian Attack Moose
Yes please! Fry me completely!
Woven in Hiatus
Been waiting all day to get off work for this
Brandon Lee
I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain, stand by you forever, and so forth...
Sierra Reppert
Holy shit I feel depressed
Hypnotic Visionaire
You should Rename this show "Pauls Pessimist Plate", because it's only Pauls Reactions & Misery that makes this News Segment shit engaging.
Kevin Wayne Bowen
Audio version?
Zachary Recer
3rd
Smug_Frosty
GIMMEEEE
Zane Roberts
Pokémon!