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GREASE TRAP: 24 APR 2020

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola.""Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure. I was born with them."

Space Jam Sucks - Pre-Release Stream

A stream I did to raise a little funds for the release of my "Space Jam Sucks" video. Now available to you Patrons as an unlisted YT vid. -TJ

EARLY ACCESS: SPACE JAM SUCKS

This early access won't last long, but I figured you patron's should get first dibs! Enjoy! Please leave feedback if you watch the whole thing.

DFFPodcast post Flash Fried: 22 Apr 2020 from patreon

THE GREASE TRAP: 20 APR 2020

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

A B A N D O N H O P E - Suggestion Thread

The time draws nigh for another edition of Abandon Hope. As usual, all of you lovely patrons will have the opportunity to give your input by submitting content below. Here are some general rules and guidelines.1. Please include a brief description of what your link contains and why you feel it would...

Characters of The Simpsons = DFF

Bart Simpson: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"Grampa Simpson: "I figured because the democrats were in power again."Audio attached.

THE GREASE TRAP: 17 APR 2020

People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible"People with COVID19 - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago"Audio attached.

TJ, STOP STREAMING ALREADY. JESUS.

Drunk and streamy.

TJ Be Streamin' - LIVE NOW! IT'S STILL GOING!!!!!!!!

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible soundHe pulls the spitting high-tension wires downHelpless people on subway trainsScream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on themHe picks up a bus and he throws it back downAs he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Flash Fried: 15 APR 2020

Audio attached.

THE CHEEJAY STREAMETH

O GLORY!

Grease Trap: 13 Apr 2020

Audio coming ASAP.

Scammers and Idiots vs. Coronavirus = DFF

There are so many scams on the internet nowadays...Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴇᴀsʏ ɪɴsᴛᴀʟʟᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴏғ $19.99, ᴀɴᴅ I'ʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ!

THE GREASE TRAP: 10 APR 2020

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books…Bᴜᴛ ʜᴇ’s ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ʜɪs sʜᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ.

Flash Fried: 08 APR 2020

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”The doctor replied, “I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ, I’ᴠᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴏғғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀᴍs!”Audio attached.

THE GREASE TRAP: 06 Apr 2020

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?A ᴄᴏɴᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴ ᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ.

HISTORY: FACT or FICTION? = DFF

When a 'special' kid comes late into classIs ɪᴛ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴀʀᴅʏ?Thanks for waiting on us. Hope you enjoy this special episode of DEEP FAT FRIED!By the way, TWO LUCKY FANS will win one of the snack boxes shown as prizes in the show. Best comments win...

IMPORTANT UPDATE REGARDING TONIGHT'S EPISODE

Tonight's episode, "History: Fact or Fiction" has been unfortunately delayed due to software issues (thanks Adobe!) the issue has been corrected but this has delayed the episode by a few hours. Rest assured, the episode will come out tonight and will be released as soon as possible.Thank...

GREASE TRAP: 03 APR 2020

Got an inside joke for you.What's red and bad for your teeth?A ʙʀɪᴄᴋ. Audio attached.

FLASH FRIED: PAUL’S BIRTHDAY!

Paul has finally hit the 4-0. Go wish him a happy birthday!Audio attached!

THE GREASE TRAP: 30 MAR 2020

Blah blah blahAudio attached.

CINEMA vs. CYNICS: THE FANATIC

Is he autistic? Retarded? The world may never know.Audio attached.

Top Ten Animated Movies = DFF

A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.He hears someone whisper, “Psssᴛ…I ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴇ.” The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.“Psssᴛ…ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴏ�...

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GREASE TRAP: 27 MAR 2020

I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog...Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ Sʜɪʜ Tᴢᴜ.Audio attached.

Revised Abandon Hope Suggestion Thread - READ EVERY FUCKING WORD

Hey Pessimists, TJ here.So, I’m trying to put together Abandon Hope for tonight, but I’m having trouble populating it with things to react to. I’ve gone through the previous suggestion thread and I honestly didn’t find even one thing that interested me there. So I’m making this post to lay...