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Scammers and Idiots vs. Coronavirus = DFF

🕑 Added 2020-04-10 21:30:41 +0000 UTC

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Bekka Manson

Hey TJ, I worked at a waffle house and we use liquidized Crisco and cook the hash browns for a couple minutes in a thin layer of oil directly on the flattop grill, mash em down and flip em. For double and triple hashbrowns I used a second spatula to hold it all together. I think the trick is moving them around as little as possible.

Katya

This makes me mad, my grandma constantly falls for shit like this and I constantly have to sit her down and convince her to just listen to doctors and people who actually know what they're talking about. She's already been to the hospital for drinking some weird mixture that was peddled on Facebook as a Corona cure and had to have her stomach pumped, and yet she'll keep falling for these things because these scammer fucks prey on people like her like vultures. Fuck these people.

Faith

Watching the intro to DFF just gets better every time!

Heather Squidz

Hey TJ...You guys should watch "and critique the people on" the EarthCam Live: Times Square NY. There are literally like 500 people out and all are retarded. You guys could watch it and post a short clip shaming these fucks. "Just a thought"

Tom56

loved it!, almost pissing myself laughing

c0lt

bigfoot

c0lt

literally who

Hannah Trevino

Yall did movie villains and skinny/buff actors that got fat and No Mention of my boy as far as i remember if i'm wrong lmk

Hannah Trevino

It's THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE you fucking monkeys! DFF Clancy Brown already. The Kurgan is the best movie villain of the 80's and i havent heard yall mention him once never much minded scotty but if this is considered i'd be a scautist for life, since he brought it up

Ryan Sansossio

Think Alex Jones is a Tom Waits fan?

James Postlethwaite

People never scared to profit off the vulnerable and naive

nihilgeist

You lookin' for a goon? Let me know, I know a guy.

JR

This was a really good episode, especially the part with the Shrek looking dude

Danilo Suarez

52:15 Out of sheer incredulity Paul proceeds to channel the Jeff Goldblum laugh from that one Jurassic Park scene in the helicopter.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

A HUGE oversight on our part! His warrior spirit shall live on throughout the ages. Wherever there is a need for fish and berries Stevie will be there.

Sir Drinkalot

I am completely disappointed that you missed the obvious fact that Stevie would be the ultimate goon! He was born in the wrong time. Surely he will be fit to carry out this justice. Stevie! Stevie!

Josh Jerome

"Pumphouse" literally sounds like a cheap porno title. lol

Josh Jerome

Scotty's pretty much right about the hash browns. You have to cook on equipment that has absorbed the essence of a million breakfasts with nothing but lazy washings in between. Which is not a denigration of that sort of food, by the way. That shit is delicious.

I got scammed by three neckbeards

I'm really missing the face cams

Kyle Kaser

Keith Middlebrook with more malapropisms than the late, great manatee situation.

Clyde Frog

I feel for you man. Unfortunately, I don;t know what to suggest you do besides just showing them facts, which rarely works these days. My parents aren't quite to that degree, but they watch Fox News religiously. Fuck me is it sad.

Clyde Frog

I used to manage a pool for a few summers in my early 20s. Best job I ever had by far. I just fucked hot lifeguards and smoked weed in the pumphouse. Anyways, I used to use chlorine dioxide all the time when some kid would shit in the pool. We called it "shocking" the pool. Nobody was able to swim in the shocked pool for 24 hours, or it would eat your fucking skin off. I can't imagine what that shit does to your internal organs if ingested, fuck.

Ryan Lee

Goonrilla.

Nick Carroll

Sprinkle msg on your hashbrowns

Samantha Dorr

They have never heard of DAWI??? I cant wait till they find out about Pine oil aka turpentine

JD

This whole MMS and Middlebrook shit is fucking scary, my mother and brother are the exact type of people who would believe this blindly. My mother sits in her room watching YouTube videos about conspiracy theories that have no basest in reality. I'm fucking scared that she'll buy into this and drink that MMS shit and die, and I know my older brother will do the same. I don't know how to convince them otherwise, or if they're too far gone, I'm fucking horrified, and it all started with that piece of shit Alex Jones.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

If we talked about the political side of this we might just have to do a never-ending stream.

Matt Newman

Miracle Solution guy looks like he lost all his teeth in that amount of time. Guess that shit destroys your teeth, along with whatever drugs he was using.