EARLY ACCESS: SPACE JAM SUCKS
🕑 Added 2020-04-23 22:31:25 +0000 UTCThis early access won't last long, but I figured you patron's should get first dibs! Enjoy! Please leave feedback if you watch the whole thing.
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More powerful tj
I love the amount of venom and hatred in this review
Hurlumhura
Worry not, you remain a retard
foxyproxy
I like the "I've given up on everything" TJ ^_^
Heather Squidz
I am fully aware as an adult that this sucked. I agree with you. But damn, at the time when I was but a dumb ass kid I did like it. It got me out shooting hoops in my yard and pretending my life didn't suck so bad :D Do I like it now? Nah...But then..ya. But I was a retarded kid that could play non stop with an Elefun the elephant and Limber Louie puppet alone so..
Ξ Dante Ξ
okay. let's see why supposedly one of my favorite childhood movies sucks.
Ty McCracken
I thought this was a hilarious video and it kinda felt like a stand-up comedy bit with visuals.
Lewibaton
2011 TJ coming in strong with this clip!
lost and found
shit is dope
Durt Cobain
Thank god for netflinks
Satyr
How did you commission 2011 TJ to make this?
wootdascoot6
Space jam is god modufcka
nihilgeist
Breaking News: washed up YouTube personality reviews children's film from 20 fucking years ago.
I got scammed by three neckbeards
That's what i'm sayin
iamaphoney
I've heard you say recently that you're a fan of nostalgia critic, and I guess this is you trying to do something inspired by him? You even ripped him off by putting the porky pig quote at the very end. Really low effort and low energy overall to be honest, you would have to work on the comedic timing in editing and make the memes and clips choices smarter to make it work. The jokes are also very common and rehashed. Not trying to shit on you, just giving some feedback like you asked.
NobodyNoel
I STILL HUNGER TJ GIVE ME MORE CONTENT
El Barto
Agreed, I hate Space Jam, ESPECIALLY when compared to Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Friedrich
Porky Pig is more clear and would make a better President lol
Thomas H.
You're crazy man! R. Kelly's music is great.
Notjustklownin
Porky pig=joe biden
Notjustklownin
Tj used a lacy pic lololololol
Xenos Nassar
Mmmm, Laci Green for a half second, talk about something I can fap to.
Josh Jerome
Moron Mountain aka the line for tickets to this movie
Josh Jerome
TFW the best actor in your movie is Wayne Knight
Hypnotic Visionaire
You want some advice, well I gots me some advice. Overall, I’d give it a 7/10, but here are a few pointers. First off, the intro feels very subdue. While it can work, I don’t feel like it does in the context of this video. I would redo it but instead of just talking about the commercialism, have a basic beat play while you dance to commercial products. If that’s too embarrassing, just make a joke at the expense of commercialism rather than just explaining it. The next (and most potent) is get rid of the explanation joke about the Garbage Pail Kids and continue to be disturbed over Porky. Don’t mention The Garbage Pail Kids at all, and instead create a joke about how disturbing it is that you are now thinking about Porkys Penis (see that’s already funnier). If you wanna add to it, have a Porky Stutter about how disturbing it is. Finally, I would redo the segments of this review and start off by complaining about Jordan and then the Looney Tunes & then end it by talking about the films plot itself. Otherwise, decent video. I would prefer a full on DFF Grade Roast on this movie, but this short early NC esque video (which this video is better than his Space Jam Video) works well enough.
Michael QP
It turns out this was another film that Ebert loved. Add that to the list of awful takes.
Michael QP
One of the Looney Toons animators (Chuck Jones)hated this movie, especially the porky pig bit, too. It's number2 on this list: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/lookit/2017/11/15/16654788/space-jam-trivia-fun-facts-anniversary BTW, the video was great 👍
Rants n rambles
The soundtrack was good...who hasn’t gotten laid to some r kelly
Michael QP
Even as a kid, this movie did not sit well with me. It's good to know my corporate bs radar was on point even when I was 10 or so.
fgg22
I loved it, got a bit slower towards the end, especially the whole explaining the joke that you couldn't find footage for part. It was enough time spent on the pantless pig pissing itself anyways. But hey, good video, I laughed out loud at the part where Lola isn't esential to the plot AND THERE ISN'T ONE.
Wanderlust Gamer
This may trigger a soccer level unsub.
Michael Sims
I know Space Jam is objectively not good but goddammit is it 90s corporate gold and I still got nostalgia for it.
Deneb
When’s the next getting off trek?
Victor Njoroge
I love you guys. I'm broke but this Patreon is still worth it
Yodasbigdick
The video we've been waiting for