FLASH FRIED: PAUL’S BIRTHDAY!

Ross Simpson

You all need to move to Buffalo.

Isobel Vanderbilt

hey paul, whats it like being old?

SATOhara

I was so glad to learn Tom Coburn died. Having predominantly spent my childhood and early 20s in Oklahoma, I have a special kind of hatred for that motherfucker. I hope Inhoff get's offed next.

Steven Redolfi

Fucking awesome erotic fan fic, Paul.

Thomas James O'Toole

Happy Birthday Paul!

Clyde Frog

I can't wait to have to spend $200 on 4 parts of Final Fantasy 7. I surely can't wait for how amazing this new expanded content will be. They are gonna shove a bunch of retarded, ridiculous shit in there and fucking ruin it. Why not just remake the fucking game? 2 installments I might be able to understand, but this shit is fucking greedy nonsense. 10 years or more waiting for this, and this is what we get.

Harry Lee-Jones

I can see Paul and the Kirks situated in Ireland tbh

Zuk

Happy birthday Paul from Potatoe Vodka land of Poland <3 :D

Tyler Fun

We love you Paul!

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Mp3? Please and thanks

Bigass Frog

I feel for all the people who haven't fully accepted there are no good guys anymore, just spineless hypocrites

Heather Squidz

What the DNC/ MSM is doing is EXTREMELY fucked up. Along with the blue check-mark retards who are basically saying that according to them any woman who EVER said a single positive thing about Russia is UN-RAPEABLE. So according to that logic NO woman in Russia has ever been raped. This Russia bullshit they toss around is fucked up. I mean imagine if it were anywhere else? "Oh look at Sharon over there she said she was molested but she likes Africa so...she is lying." It is beyond gross and fucked up.

Heather Squidz

Happy Birthday PAUL!

Ben Shapiro

Damn if Paul eats one more slice of pizza he's going to turn in to a black hole.

Josh Jerome

The fact that they were able to waterproof Zuckerborg well enough for it to scuba dive is pretty impressive from an engineering standpoint

Sir Drinkalot

Then that must mean you’re some kind of zoomer

Veronica Takach

Happy belated birthday old fart lol 🎂🎉🍻

nick

happy b day paul! you're as old as my mom!!!

Luis Felipe Rico

Happy Birthday Paul!!!! May you be keeping educating us the ignorant ;)

Xavier Georges

Me and paul almost have the same birthday. No wonder hes my favorite 😆

Canadian Attack Moose

America has a few bastions of reason, but the ‘free’ healthcare is nice in Canada. Got hit by a transport years ago and the only hospital bill I paid was like 60 dollars for an ambulance ride. Would love to have you beauitufl bastards on home soil, and think about it, winters aren’t as bad as they used to be so global warming is improving Canada for the forseeable future.

Canadian Attack Moose

Happy birthday from a little shithole in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Canada Paul! Much love as always!

DanaHaus

i am paul,nibber we do lovecdapaul

Katya

Happy birthday Paul <3 (though I'm a little fucking late, but better than nothing)

Rocky

Congrats 🎉

Adolf of Londor

And happy bday Paul 😎

Adolf of Londor

I don't think I care for a FF7 without Red...

Chris Coley

Happy Birthday Paul. When hey added you to the crew I was initially in doubt...but you’ve definitely become one of my favorite people to listen to.

Charles Houston

Happy birthday, you pessimistic fat bastard known as Paul. We love and appreciate you! ^_^

James Skene

Fappy Smurfday to my hero! White guilt Paul!

E.D.G.E.

Pterosaurs are VERY unrelated to birds

Stetson shirley

My mom called you an old fart now

Stetson shirley

Happy birthday man! I just turned 30 in March so I feel it, times flying.

Drone

Happy birthday paul

Not A Computer

Happy Birthday Paul you're old enough to be my father.

Cyber Nuance

Scotty's laugh is the best.

Luxieto Chetta

I hope the audio is posted

Lance

Happy birthday Paul you old man :p

Ishaan govardhan

Disco Elysium IS excellent. Nothing else like it. I'd even recommend it to my worst sworn nemesis, coz I loved it more than I hate him.

Sam Charles

Tj picked a story at the end there by only a title and thought it'd be more interesting than it was. Then he backed out on it. Then he got all embarrassed. Idk why, but the way that this virus has been effecting content creators has been interesting because we're seeing them in their most naturally isolated state. Seeing Seth Meyers do his show in a fucking room in his house, and he just sounds incredibly depressed, was weirdly jarring. That said, it's also kinda cute cause we get to see all these people we idolize as their more real self than we've ever had a chance to see before.

Bigass Frog

PAUL, move your ass to Vermont. Everyone here is super nice and generally very liberal-minded. There are also not many people, and there's a lot of distance between houses and neighborhoods. We have one of the lowest infection rates in the country and the number of infected in my county hasn't gone up in six days. Our town had a little social distancing parade to celebrate the birthday of one of our 90 year-old female residents Joan. A local guy named Austin Powers decorated his lawn mower and rode it past her house. There are more cows than people. Everyone smokes weed. Everyone GROWS weed. And everyone knows that the best thing a true neighbor can do is he respectful and mind your own fuckin business. Our state is famous for our maple syrup and delicious sharp cheddar cheese. We are the home of Bernie Sanders, we share a border with NY, MA, NH and Canada, and we are the state that brought the country Ben & Jerry's icecream. We respect our elderly and care for our veterans. Situate yourselves near Brattleboro or Burlington (for good wifi and service for podcasting) and enjoy the beauty of nature all around. I'm serious, if you're looking for a place to get rid of idiots, VT is your place. It's the best state in the country, BY FAR. The worst we have here is some snooty affluent liberals, a lot of smelly hippies (you guys look smelly too so you'll fit in fine) and some idiots who believe in alternative medicine and energy healing and all that gobbledygook. But they're mosty super nice and mean well. AND there are like no cops in rural VT. I've lived here for years and have never once seen a cop within several miles of my TOWN, let alone my house. Nobody fucks with me and I essentially have a giant nature reserve in my back yard. It's fuckin paradise.

Bigass Frog

At LEAST 60% of people are complete and utter morons. At LEAST. So if 2/3 of your comment section is saying stupid, innane garbage with no merit or value whatsoever, what's the problem? Isn't that to be expected? Oh and happy birthday Paul. You have once again managed to cling to this mortal coil for a full revolution of the Earth around the Sun. Congrats.

Tito Manfredo

CAN WE PLEASE GET AN UPDATE ON STEVIE?!?!

Alexander Andrews

My favorite part was the plebshaming. Fuck them, we’re better!

Sleyson88

Happy Birthday you beautiful man

Andrew Guarnieri

400 pounds and 40 years of salt. Happy birthday day Paul!

Jostein Rossvoll

Happy Birthday Paul, keep up the good Work! Love from Norway

PixelCrusader

More likely we unfreeze a virus or bacterium

Gangstagrizle

Happy birthday, you old curmudgeon

Maya Balsich

Is it possible to buy/own land in Antarctica? Not really. The Antarctic Treaty, signed by 50 countries, guarantees anyone access to any part of the continent of Antarctica, as long as it's for research and/or peaceful purposes. So even if you somehow decided to buy a piece of land in Antarctica or just squat on it, your government will probably already have signed off your rights to own any piece of Antarctica. Sorry Paul. The One World Government is way ahead of you. They already own Antarctica.

Shannon

You guys be careful down there in Louisiana. take care of yourselves.

Gabriel Sanchez

Happy birthday paul!! I love you solely for the laughs uve brought and continue to bring me......and also the beard heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

Frank Schmidt

Happy Birthday, Paul!

Scotty B

Happy Birthday, Paul !!

SarahJRandomNumbers

FLASH FRIED, MOTHER FUCKER! Also happy end of the world birthday, Paul!

Happy (entering the world of nightmares) Paul!!

TeaWrecks

Paul you beautiful bastard!! I hope you have the best birthday ever! Enjoy the isolation you salty spittoon

Stinkus

Paul officially transcends from Ball Boy to Ball DILF. Congrats, Daddy Paul. May you always find comfort sitting on your porch and yelling at that damn young couple's chihuahua.

Lloyd Llewellyn

Happy birthday Paul...you’re still fat

Brandon Dester

Happy Birthday Paul! I hope your birthday wish of Ben Shapiro getting Covid comes true!

Matthew Rooney

Happy Birthday. I got you $5. Dont spend it all in one place.

Craig Ryan

Happy big 40, Paul. Keep on fighting, brother

The Taint Tickler

Happy birthday poo-all

yeetios

Happy bday Paul. Stay salty my friends

Russian Jackal

Paul, wishing you a happy birthday and hoping that you will be coherent and kicking for decades to come so that you can produce more quality content with those two pointless parasites by your side. So, at the dignified age of forty, have you started working on that Atuk project yet? Looking forward to the film!

AlterEgoIII

Happy birthday buddy, thanks for the years of entertainment. Much love!

Niv Geffen B.

Happy birthday, Paul! Wish you the best!

Randall Flagg

Happy Birthday, Paul. Tried to give you nukes, but the best I could do was this crappy disease.

Connor

Happy B-day Paul of house Zego!

Hassan Sabree

Happy bday Paul!! Much love dude so glad you met TJ and are part of this show

Thomas H.

Happy Birthday Paul! Thanks for all the laughs!

JD

40 years of salt.

Richard Armstrong

Happy 1 year closer to death day to my favorite Pessimist Producer Paul.

Brandon B

Happy birthday, Paul!

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Happy bday Paul. Looking forward to this episode. Thanks for posting the mp3 asap. Really appreciate it

Andrew coburn

Happy birthday Paul's ego! Your erotic fiction was priceless

Geraldo Riviero

Happy Birthday Paul! May your salty cynicism grow sharper with age!

Gavin Dials

Happy Birthday Paul Ball! My dad also shares this birthday so double the celebration for me

Tectonica

Happy birthday dude!

Blue Alpaca

Happy birthday Paul! You're my favourite salty Boomer misanthrope!

Sage Patrus

Happy birthday Paul! If I could I’d supply you with a fat joint to smoke, but I can’t so I’ll toke in your honor!

Jean the Baptiste

HB, P

Happy Birthday Paul!

Furry Trash Queen

Happy birthday, I look forward to Paul becoming cult leader Carlin.

NikoNikolaia

Yo happy Birthday Paul!

Joe Rader

Happy birthday, Paul. May your salt taste sweet on this day.

Kyle

Agreed. That being said though Happy Birthday to Paul! 🥳

Habeas J

We love you Boomer

Dick McPenis

You can’t tell me what to fuckin do. I’ll wish whoever I want a happy birthday, Bitch

Dumplin Man

Paul you fucking saint. You go have an amazing bday!

ProEbola

A big hug for you Paul! Don’t mind the fever.

Space Crusader

Happy Birthday Paul!

SpectralDecay

Happy birthday!

dean

Paul we all enjoy ur sagelike wisdom from a junior stoner to a senior happy birthday u fat fuck

Elliot Salas

Happy birthday Paul!!!

Brandon Marthers

Happy birthday