A B A N D O N H O P E - Suggestion Thread

Andrew Rose Vickers

https://reason.com/2020/04/17/a-teenager-posted-about-her-covid-19-infection-on-instagram-a-deputy-threatened-to-arrest-her-if-she-didnt-delete-it/?fbclid=IwAR39aFmQ96ToQxV0TQ5WxDi2z1jHzyNvTsuZJx9jmFy0AzQLxd1ViarIY-Q A Teenager Posted About Her COVID-19 Infection on Instagram. A Deputy Threatened To Arrest Her If She Didn't Delete It.

Złosiej Stępień

https://www.dw.com/en/poland-opposition-slams-presidential-election-by-post/a-53243297 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52199897 There's pandemic, and Polish goverment pushes for presidential election, and they chose to send ballots via mail, despite increased corona threat, and its pretty much impossible to send ballots to everybody, because they don't have addresses. Also, since you need to sing a statement, confirming your identity secrecy of voting is out of the window, and as I work in public administration, and they announced some o us will get fired, I'm afraid to vote, because this might be basis on who gets fucked. I know you don't care much about things outside of 'Murrica, but its kind of related, as USA will have presidential elections further this year. And it might be funny to hear how TJ attempts to pronounce all those fucking names. IDK if it would be better for AH, FF or a random stream, but it pretty much made me abandon hope of situation improving.

Kushner

https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/fashion-beauty/article/3081664/fox-eye-challenge-racist-why-some-asians-are-giving-side Is fox eye racist to Asians? The 12th paragraph on discusses the racism.

Rick Sanchez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RLZ3EJXCeg

Rick Sanchez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFi0hixCS8c these vids go well together

Rick Sanchez

Lol culture

Void Whisperer

Here is a twitch thot that went viral after she complained about viewers not tipping her. I thought it would fit for AH since it is in stark contrast to you TJ; who keep telling us to NOT tip unless we can afford it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsvDbFxDS8M

Travis Anderson

Trump suggest that disinfectants and UV light can be injected to fight Covid 19 https://youtu.be/KG0ciGfJ1xY

Heather Squidz

THIS SUGGESTION IS LAAATE! But it must be done. "It may not be the place for it but.." Can we get a DFF on McMansions? I HATE THEM. And I know Paul does too. Seeing a DFF or something on them would be EPIC. They are complete architectural nonsense inside and out :D

justin Brown

https://www.kansascity.com/news/coronavirus/article242225266.html

Bryan Mantle

https://youtu.be/CDR3nuNNEoU

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Update the last flash fried with the audio version already

c0lt

Coop is a great artist, and all around cool guy

Anton Rockström

As long as Scotty or Paul is with you it doesn’t really matter

Hypnotic Visionaire

If Mr. Kirk is still looking for suggestions, I think I have one. Nobody can beat Mr. MGTOW (my first suggestion above) when it comes to cringe, but Lil Dicky might be close. And unlike Mr. MGTOW, this guy has a fan base (one that’s possibly even worse than this one). About a year ago, Lil Dicky decided to help out the Global Warming cause. No issues there, a lot of people are super ignorant on the issue. And we all know his song Earth is a bonafide classic (that’s sarcasm, just FYI). But he also decided to talk to us directly, man to man, about the issues that face the planet. And oh boy, if there is anybody who can convince you to stop caring about the climate and go pollute a river (FYI: nobody should do that) it is Lil Dicky. I have linked all the videos, none of them are longer than 3 minutes. So if you want to lose more hope on the War On Intelligential Climate Discussion, here ya go. Brought to you by the worst Super-Celebrity to possibly ever exist (this motherfucker has a multi-million dollar FX show, keep that in the back of your head). https://youtu.be/Qnw-hTYOYbk- Part 1: The Problem The rest of these videos are in no particular order. https://youtu.be/kS_gGhLnq4M: The Nature Solution https://youtu.be/agTMr9qITlI- The Energy Solution https://youtu.be/sjW14gHsrtY- The Food Solution Oh and here’s one last video about him talking about Condoms. https://youtu.be/mW7e_-JRvmM Just To Be Clear, I am all in favor of a Green New Deal, an Infrastructure Plan for Renewable Energy, Stopping Emissions, supporting small businesses that come up with energy plans & crippling old time energy companies (amongst other measures that will save our climate). But Lil Dicky and his MTV-Steve Mannerisms should never ever discuss any topic outside of House Parties & White Frat Stupidity. Hopefully TJ sees it in the same way.

justin Brown

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-52373888

justin Brown

What could bv e more hopeless than "Biblical" famines?

Josh Jerome

Obviously he was assassinated because he was going to out their conspiracy, uh doy

justin Brown

Man dies from Covid 19 after numerous posts calling it political ploy. Asked: "Does anybody have the guts to say this Covid19 is a political ploy? Asking for a friend. Prove me wrong." https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11441636/john-mcdaniel-killed-coronavirus-dismissing-political-ploy/

Deith Kavid

Hunter Avallone "leaving the right"

Bo Prince

One hit wonders

Elyas

Steven crowder just did the political compass test you could have a quick look at that

Trazyn the Infinite

The fact that gold plated Toslink (Optical) cables exists and people buy them.... xD

Heather Squidz

The Oil Price drop

M.r. Knowledge

Idiots protesting about the Lockdown https://youtu.be/AfVae8uhitM

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Too long.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Well, this is horrible beyond all reason.

Miha Kokalj

Dan Crenshaw on Joe Rogan. His tap dance on fire departments and socialism around 50 minute mark is just hilarious. "Its a public good, not socialism." "Its funded by the public, but it doesn't follow the tenets of socialism." *facepalm*

Shrunken Presence

Abandon hope coming next month

EL MARIACHI

WTI Oil trades at -40$ per barrel https://www.livemint.com/industry/energy/us-benchmark-wti-oil-collapses-to-0-01-barrel-in-new-york-11587406699439.html

Blueinkjar44

Please discuss the blatantly obvious astroturfing campaign of the Covid-19 quarantine protests. The reddit link enclosed contains the poster's original investigation of the issue. https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/g3niq3/i_simply_cannot_believe_that_people_are/fnstpyl/?context=1000

King Komodox

A Daily Wire article "debunking leftist myths about US history" as with anything tied to Ben Shapiro its pretty fucking stupid https://www.dailywire.com/news/leftist-myths-about-american-history

Chloe413

i wanna see where the old DP villains are now (gman, fakesagan, tommy sodomizer etc)

Dick McPenis

I'm too lazy for a link, but you should look into the people protesting COVID lockdowns. Fuckin retards

BinaGreenspan

This video infuriated me to the point of punching the screen. Propaganda against poor people, with horrible cringy actors. As someone who was denied unemployment payment (lost my job because of covid-19), the unemployment website insults me further with this horrible video: "Sometimes Good People Make Bad Decisions" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4ywP9M9dfE&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR06SnbcKiX9V--Uu9hnJBSp3NUMvYO78ZdFSctgH8_ajivXoaI9sJAdbis

Noah Hachey

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/19/portapique-shooting-nova-scotia-rcmp-canada 16 people killed in mass shooting in Canada , worst in my country's history. He was dressed like a police officer and driving a fake police car.

AkiK

https://twitter.com/students4tulsi/status/1252005979270656000 Nancy Pelosi needs your money.

Skar Athie

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAmazingAtheist This disgusting but amazing channel made me regain hope in the world.

Karen Watters

https://youtu.be/PKv2Ve-yL1o I want to see your reaction to Puddle of Mudds abysmal cover of About A Girl

Turd Sucker

why don't you cover how fucking fat you are tj? HUH!?

Jonah Boeckenbrink (Parsek)

https://www.voanews.com/usa/germany-arrests-5-plot-against-us-bases Recognize it atleast its a short article and you rarely talk about germany (obviously)

Lupin X

[2017] https://www.businessinsider.com/security-robots-are-monitoring-the-homeless-in-san-francisco-2017-12?r=MX&IR=T

Stang46l

Here’s a song about Ben Shapiro. I was just sharing it. I know it’s not Abandon Hope material😜 Just a parody. https://youtu.be/S5AvzsSjpDo

Michael Allen CPA

Just mention that Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden. That's enough reason to ABANDONHOPE.

lll

I've been keeping track of some COVID19 stats that are sure to make anyone despair https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lJbLLmaT7rWI__12u1can-4gcZ5z7gVIU0JKZBlUnvI/edit?usp=sharing

JP

If you want a dark yet interesting topic there is always the Thirty Years War. Or Quantum Physics or some shit.

Gamesick2077

Talk about all the protests to open everything and how companies are paying for ads thanking workers instead of hazard pay

dean

i want pauls reaction to minecraft with ray tracing

GC1931

I remember Vaush watching this idiot and his voice is unbearable. This is perfect for abandon hope.

GC1931

Why Is Secularism On The Rise? (Ben Shapiro and Franklin Graham): https://youtu.be/tfwPKMAn1Pk Imbeciles protesting stay at home order: https://youtu.be/SC62S0-N3pI Candice Owens says Native Americans were “literal cannibals”: https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1249780203263582212?s=20 Conservatives Are the Real Environmentalists (PragerU): https://youtu.be/RfECzdHM-Mg Why Are So Many Americans in Prison? (Prager U): https://youtu.be/DUyUpkQpMEw Rick Wiles Warns ‘There Will Be Blood in the Streets’ If Bill Gates Continues to Push for Vaccinations: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/rick-wiles-warns-there-will-be-blood-in-the-streets-if-bill-gates-continues-to-push-for-vaccinations/

Clint

Bring Paul on for this one. I feel his depression levels are to low and he is in need a good dose of abandon hope to top him up.

Clint

heres another that is close to home for me https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/04/gunman-kills-16-nova-scotia-canada-worst-mass-shooting-200420005904903.html

Clint

Here's a happy story everyone will hate to enjoy https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/02/man-testicles-chopped-off-lured-sex-game-jealous-girlfriend-7280802/

Jonathan M

James Gunn got a Tweet from a deranged fan asking he (paraphrasing) stop making political comic book movies and start making better ones like Watchmen or V for Vendetta. https://twitter.com/JamesGunn/status/1251957380675301376

Jonathan M

I know you don't want internet drama, but a certain individual is back on YouTube and making the same, tired, fallacious arguments about "atheists are evil." Might be worth tearing down some of those dumbass arguments for old times' sakes. Although to be honest, I'm not sure if his return to Youtube is a sign that all hope is lost or that everything is back to normal... Skip to 1:20 if interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeVEen9Kp94

Egzon

NS shooting?

JD

Isn't she the one who shat her self when she was blackout drunk?

Cethlenn

Two and a half minute video about a potential tracking app planned for release in Australia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNFz-z8OAYo

Blake

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-07/george-pell-wins-high-court-appeal-child-sex-abuse-convictions/12048726 George Pell, the former treasurer of the vatican was freed from prison by the australian high court after been found guilty by 2 previous judges

Hypnotic Visionaire

Here is the best video you’ll ever cover. It’s called POLISHED BUTT SYNDROME by a Mgtow Youtuber named Sandman. Just a few seconds in, I died of laughter. Vaush did a commentary video from this YTer about a week ago, and that was great. I think this Video is better. https://youtu.be/B9lroOYesRM

Kittytime

Heyy TJ, I'm thinking about getting Lasik surgery and I know you said you regretted it for a few reasons so I'm wondering if you still regret it? Or if you think your reasons are different for women? As in women are often considered less attractive with glasses therefore the procedure might be more beneficial versus the cons. And for the abandon hope portion, do you think this is even a service that should be offered? Have we gone down so far into the well of the excess of capitalism that we are willing to pay someone thousands of dollars to cut our corneas off, all to avoid something that is not very much of a hindrance at all but will make you look 'better'. Help me out here.

aDisgruntledGiraffe

Kent State Gun Girl somehow becomes more retarded. https://lawandcrime.com/second-amendment/kent-state-gun-girl-shredded-for-pitting-womens-right-to-vote-against-gun-rights/

TheVurgee

Why Jar Jar Binks ' Father tried to kill himself. I don't know if it'll work for abandon hope. I just believe that it's funny that even the father of the most hated character in Star Wars hated his own son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b_yQM5RTGU

Mavis Henry

Could be some Aliens came down and gave him a bigger dick.

Mavis Henry

Woah I guess I need to get some melanin to find out how to poke a hole in the universe. No wonder teleportation attempts weren't working out, didn't study melanin and its effects on the universe.

yanba

This is not a first amendment violation. The government isn't censoring them, they are simply dealing with the consequences of their actions.

Jim Williams

Death of the first amendment, and a lot of “liberals” are on board! https://twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/1251275006727815171

Vermin_Antichrist

^^^^^^Basically people here in my home state are so stupid they think the stay at home orders are violating their rights somehow. I am so done with this bullshit state.

Vermin_Antichrist

HEY TJ!! CHECK THIS BULLSHIT OUT!! https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/18/stay-at-home-order-protest-lockdown-maryland-texas-ohio

Jørgen Johannessen

sacrifice yourself to satan

PhoenixBB

Is the Abandon Hope today or tommorow?

JD

The anti- social distancing march in Cali (We're all fucked) - https://www.facebook.com/lyle.demoss/videos/2857699751012901/UzpfSTEwMDAwMzE4NzEyNzY3OToyODYwNTcwODIwNzI1Nzk0/?__tn__=%2CdlC R&eid=ARBDH7WNTwu0KDe8UGKyo9wK14DQ59FNds-Lc24upgNfgPEntXAaBpNPEFCXng-Tuomw_2yLXJFgX-1L&hc_ref=ARS6F5Y1B2sdx15QVVU8uDjPRSk_sala5yr_SbrrYK8yRR_Qlj5qlCGkIebmUDZCji0

Marcus Solbes-Moran

Here is a New York Times Op-Ed about immigration. It argues for open borders as reparations for colonialism. I want to hear your thoughts on it. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/07/opinion/immigration-reparations.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR1A8qsW19hDbT2S_Hr0g_1NAoZCe3lB_bOtblGTiWueT4lcFNpM_ZKlALQ

yanba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3cm71Nbv0 Racist tiktok video goes viral.

Josh Jerome

It's not really on-theme or apropos of anything, but I've recently discovered that Richard Simmons workout videos set to 2x playback speed are comedy gold.

Serena Gatti

I'd love to see you argue with this anti-sex work video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evfUrt9btvY

Deneb

black supremacist says melanin holds the fabric of the universe together https://youtu.be/9WABWmEU1Oo?t=317

Null

https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/04/17/sudden-rise-of-coronvirus-cases-hitting-rural-states/

An article saying that the right wing has misused the middle ages. More interesting for it's ridiculous concept than actual content. https://time.com/5734697/middle-ages-mistakes/

Blake Brannon

man shot dead in walmart by cops🐽🐽 https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/19/man-shot-and-killed-swinging-bat-cops-san-leandro-ca-walmart/

Malick Alnakallah

That moment when the devil chick in the image for the suggestion thread has one of your ex’s face...

Jonathan Fesmire

Here's a good Florida Man one: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-encases-arms-concrete-protest-prison-conditions-during-pandemic-n1186886

Home of da BONE

What happens after the Pandemic? Video links starts It up in the middle. watch as long as you can tolerate. https://youtu.be/1JLBXfKDbbI?t=1835

Ignar Husky

I live in Oregon and overheard this not too long ago Out of everything in my grocery store, the only things not stocked up is toilet paper, ramen, and disinfectant. Stupidly absurd people are doing this now lol

Avant Johnston

Bernie Sanders talks to Cardi B about corona Virus https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X79zqaxY4

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Watch the video "Ben Shapiro Gives Dating Advice to People in Their 20s." It is less than 9 minutes long

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

The rules are so simple. >_<

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

You magnifiscent bastard.

themammoth_

This is a reddit comment that has gained some traction for bringing to light some suspected astroturfing for the lifting of "excessive quarantine" which has been, if it's truly astroturfing, quite successful to get people to protest. I know it's a reddit comment, so it's probably bullshit...or is it? Link to comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/g3niq3/i_simply_cannot_believe_that_people_are/fnstpyl?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Pengmaeda

“Love, TJ” Who is this alien and what has he done with our hateful baby boy?

Adam Schneider

https://youtu.be/nsszEUtwW9c. Hail Satan!

Jake Blankenship

The rise of Jordan B Peterson. Yes YouTube really did make a movie about this guy. And also yes right winger are soooooo censored by youtube you guys! 😭 https://youtu.be/yNONeI1sYJo

smeck

Man Who Featured in 5 Person Polyamorous Relationship Charged With Child Abuse. I can't remember where I watched a video about this couple, but never expected this sort of follow up. http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=61370

Adam Schneider

The satanic new world order is here y'all. https://youtu.be/zmxAC32AMtk

Owen Reid Myhra

The doomsday clock is closer to midnight than ever

Marcello

Not a video but an article about a guy who killed 39 Vietnamese people. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8233315/Lorry-driver-Maurice-Robinson-boasted-social-media-hate-foreigners.html

Michael Sims

A sheriff threatens to arrest a 16 year old and her family because she posted on Instagram that she believed she had COVID https://reason.com/2020/04/17/a-teenager-posted-about-her-covid-19-infection-on-instagram-a-deputy-threatened-to-arrest-her-if-she-didnt-delete-it/

Allie2892

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yTh9qiXEy4Q Puddle of Mudd covering About A Girl by Nirvana. This performance is so exceptionally bad and cringey that it makes me abandon hope for the human race.

ultrasound700

Oregon police remind residents to not call 911 if they run out of toilet paper. Stories of Americans being Americans is always fun. https://www.npr.org/2020/03/17/817205813/oregon-police-remind-residents-dont-call-911-if-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper

NobodyNoel

An 8 minute video of my letter to america, basically me going over the deep end, this would be good for the show because i am emotionally distraught and talk about politics and why we're all fucked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAdt_vX5jnM&t=27s

mega

damn, so wholesome

Poop Poop

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