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THE GREASE TRAP: 22 MAY 2020
I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket:“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”Audio attached.
Hey There, Patrons!
It's me, TJ. I was planning out a livestream (public) for tonight. And since you guys are always so helpful during my Abandon Hope shows, I thought you might be able to help me with this one.So far I've got some Joe Biden/Amy Klobuchar shit, but it will only fill about 5-10 minutes. And I...
FLASH FRIED: 20 MAY 2020
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?Because FREEDOM rings.Audio attached.
TJ Stream
Live
GREASE TRAP: 18 May 2020 - CrazyDaisy
Mountains aren't just funny.They're hill areas.Audio attached.
CURSED FRIED: 17 May 2020
The Flash Fried that was never meant to be but was forced into existence. Audio coming later this evening.
THE BANTERSODE: Vol.4 = DFF
We are testing out Zoom and decided to grace you with another edition of THE BANTERSODE. Enjoy.Audio attached.
GREASE TRAP: 15 May 2020
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That's 12 months of training wasted.Audio attached.
To sustain you until the REAL Flash Fried.
This is all the audio that we were able to salvage from today's recorded flash fried. The video is unusable so we won't pester you with that.Thanks for your continued patience. We hope this morsel will keep you from the belly rumbles.
ABANDON HOPE 5.12.2020
You can still submit stuff to the suggestion thread here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36967541 IT HAS BEGUN!!!
A TJ Stream
Let us chat.
The Grease Trap: 11 May 2020
I’d tell you a chemistry joke…But I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.Audio attached.
OH SHIT! OH NOPE! TIME FOR SOME . . . ABANDON HOPE!
Welcome back to the Abandon Hope suggestion thread, ladies and gents. Leave your suggestions down below., and please follow this handy guide for how and what to submit.1. Please include a brief description of what your link contains and why you feel it would be a good fit for the show.2. Try to avoi...
Chelsea Takes Over The Amazing Atheist Channel
earlier today, my wife Chelsea took over my Amazing Atheist channel. This is what happened.
WES CRAVEN vs. JOHN CARPENTER = DFF
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GREASE TRAP: 8 May / TJ DEBATES Scotty and Paul on /non/Voting
We had a really interesting debate on voting that turned our Grease Trap into damn near an episode. Let us know your thoughts on the subject in the comments below.
FLASH FRIED: 06 MAY 2020
FINALLY
Flash Fried Update
Flash Fried had several issues only noticed after uploading. It is being rendered now and will be uploaded to YouTube as soon as possible. We apologize for the delay and will have it up as soon as possible.Thanks for your understanding.Edit: There is a noticeable lag during the video but for the sak...
A TJ Stream
Probably not a very long one, but I've got an hour or so to kill.
GREASE TRAP: 04 MAY 2020
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
ROGER CORMAN DOUBLE FEATURE
Sorry, this was supposed to come out last month, but we got a bit delayed. Here it is in all of its glory! ENJOY!Audio attached.
Cursed Movies: Part Deux = DFF
Yeah, that’s right. We made a second one. And this one is stranger than the last.Audio attached.
GREASE TRAP: 01 May 2020
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I can't quit
FLASH FRIED: 29 APR 2020
Is it wrong to hate an entire race?I just think marathons are way too much running.
ABANDON HOPE 4/28/2020
Spookily dookily mookily mopeTime to fucking ABANDON HOPEUPDATE (2:45pm Central) - I am still accepting submissions in the suggestions thread here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36181017 Your help is very much appreciated! 6:03PM Central: GOING LIVE
GREASE TRAP: 27 APR 2020
I just watched a documentary about beavers.It was the best dam show I ever saw.Audio attached.
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bloop
THE TRUTH ABOUT GOONS = DFF
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
