The Grease Trap: 11 May 2020
🕑 Added 2020-05-11 18:25:24 +0000 UTCI’d tell you a chemistry joke…
But I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
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Sir Drinkalot
Who is GG Allin
Jack of Tears
*can't (for some reason I can't edit these entries)
Jack of Tears
I thought you guys might appreciate this story: Several years ago, I was at my friends' house and one of their fathers was over for a visit. We were talking about myths and my friend mentioned how much she loved the Loch Ness Monster. Her father scoffs and declares, 'I don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster', as if it were a silly belief. So I asked him, 'are you religious', to which he says No, so I follow up with, 'so you don't believe in God?'. He quickly replies 'Oh, no, I believe in God, just not religion!'. So, naturally, I ask 'Why? You can see him, or touch him, you have no proof he exists'. He replies, as I'd hoped he would, 'yeah, but I have faith'. To which I reply, 'And yet you don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster?'. And that's how I convinced my friend's dad to believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Moist Calzone
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH the French champagne
Moe's
I always thought you guys smoked/vaped everyday, good to know yall also take Tolerance Breaks. T-Breaks are Essential otherwise shit gets stale, since its a routine and not special anymore AND less and less dopamin (and other neurotransmitters) is available and released. For me this also applies to Fapping and Porn. Im currently doing a Tolerance break, after 3 weeks of weed and Fapping.
Jason Moore
Lol, sobriety is horrifying Paulsego 2020.
E.D.G.E.
It's a little different. I think they went over one or two of exactly the same things.
Jack of Tears
I was terrified of Chucky when I was a kid but my friend taught me that the best way to deal with fear is to mock it, so I'd whisper 'fucky, fucky, fucky' to myself each morning as I walked the long, dark, road up to my bus stop.
Mendacious C
Am I crazy, or was this last week's episode?
Venny
Wow, that's early