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Chapter 56: Bonus Footage
Chapter 56: Bonus FootageLeavesden Studios, UK. October 2010“What’s my final body count?” My phrasing left a lot to be desired. Perhaps it was the recent stress accumulating within me without any outlet“Is regular office nomenclature truly so difficult to adopt? Just ask what the total tally...
17th Move: Bugging Out
17th Move: Bugging OutKurt’s Workshop, Azalea Town.“Alright, that’s enough dilly-dallying. I ain’t got that much time left on this Earth, so let’s get down to business.” Kurt lived up to his namesake and demanded our visitors share their quest before they could even finish licking their ...
Release Update November (2)
I don't know if it's the winter weight starting to pile on a little early, but the last few chapters have been extra chunky!IoTV! 55 & 55.5 are ready to read at your leisure. Potter has ended and now Bas' time as him is on the verge of completion, too! Things in his life are looking a li...
Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney!
Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney!Three bricks up and two across. September 2010.Welcome to the Potter Heads Online message boards.You are currently logged in: CamHorcruxYou are viewing: (Hog)Warts & All~ Topic: General DiscussionIn: Boards > Misc > Creevey’s Catalog > TeaNTidbitsAdmin: Blog_BeetlePost...
Chapter 55: Burglar Alarm
Chapter 55: Burglar AlarmAdministrative Offices, Leavesden. August 2010.Throughout my entire tenancy at Leavesden, I’d taken a keen interest in every department involved in production. Editing, set design, cinematography, you name it - I’d bothered someone to show me the ropes until they were re...
Release Update November (1)
The end of HP is so close we can taste it!Hope everyone enjoyed the two extra beefy chapters 54 and 54.5 of IoTV! Harry's journey has come to a smooth end, while Bas' encroaching new beginning is starting to look a little choppy, even from the horizon. Should be fun to see how he navigates u...
16th Move: Steam Work
16th Move: Steam WorkKurt’s Workshop, Azalea Town.A steady rhythm had settled in since my arrival at Kurt’s. Mostly percussive, given the several different types of hammers and chisels in use during the art of apriball crafting.There were days I even found myself bobbing my head to an imaginary ...
Chapter 54.5: Looping In.
Chapter 54.5: Looping In.Pool Warehouse Set, Leavesden. August 2010.Nineteen years later had initially been written, or at least conceptualised in Jo’s mind, nearly a decade ago. And because of that quirk, the first draft epilogue came as both too late in the story and too soon in her mind for it....
Chapter 54: Why Stay Cool? Cucumbers Give You Reflux Anyway!
Chapter 54: Why Stay Cool? Cucumbers Give You Reflux Anyway!Leavesden Studios, UK. June 2010.A rolled up dress, a tipped toe, and a toned calf swathed in a sultry pair of silk stockings. Slender fingers toyed with the twisted hem of a garter garroting a girthy gam. “Blasted bloody thing keeps sagg...
Release Update October (4)
Happy (belated) Halloween EveryoneApologies for the slight delay in releasing the chaps 53.5 for IoTV! and MnS 15. As Bas races towards the finish for DH he's gonna start seeing a few hurdles suddenly popping up - should be fun to see him jump a little!Uki's started training his new line of ...
Chapter 53.5: Vold-a-bort
Chapter 53.5: Vold-a-bortLeavesden Studios, UK. May 2010.“C’mon then, Robbie, tell me how you want me this time. Potato sack or princess?” I strode in front of him, my arms outstretched, and hands cupping constantly as if asking him for uppies. Scratch the ‘as if’, actually; that’s exact...
15th Move: Monscaping
15th Move: MonscapingKurt’s Workshop, Johto.“Full?” I patted my bloated stomach while leaning back in my seat. It groaned in warning, not only because of the weight I put on the backrest, but also as a reminder to mind my manners.“Breakfast was great. Thanks.” It most certainly was not. Ku...
Release Update October (3)
We're racing along!IoTV! Chapter 52.5 and 53 have us, the script, and Bas' costars screaming along. Less than a handful of HP scene left now; time to land this broom! Tough times ahead for Bas... Read at your leisure!Step 14 of Mover/Shaker has us stepping into the next arc of the story cent...
Chapter 53: Script Tease
Chapter 53: Script TeaseDurham Cathedral, UK. May 2010.[“Your efforts are futile. You cannot fight me. Give me Harry Potter, and none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter, and I shall leave the school untouched. Give me Harry Potter, and all else will live. You have until midnight!” Ralph Fienn...
Chapter 52.5: Blurred Eye View
Chapter 52.5: Blurred Eye ViewLeavesden Studios, UK. January 2010.Lights. Camera. Action. These are the three necessary ingredients to make the perfect movie.While Yates was stirring the proverbial pot, there was also the spillage of a certain accidental chemical X into the Harry Potter cauldron. Th...
14th Move: Ball Buster
14th Move: Ball BusterAzalea Outskirts, Johto“Phew, wasn’t that trip a blast from the past?” I brought my hand down, though not as low as I normally would’ve had to, to pet the fluffy red plume of my Pikipek. As an alpha variant, my newest team member stood above my waist, instead of barely ...
Release Update October (2)
It ain't pumpkin, but there's been plenty of spice!IoTV! chapters 51.5, 51X, and 52 are continuing the plot and the plot. NEXT BATCH SCHEDULED FOR THE 23RD OF OCTOBER.Deathly Hallows is approaching it's end. I'll be here, chugging right alongside the hogwarts express. Full speed and...
Chapter 52: Poster Child
Chapter 52: Poster ChildLeavesden Studios, UK. December 2009I am the greatest billboard advert Warner Brothers could ever ask for.Take up Japanese language lessons, call Uniqlo’s headquarters, and ask Shinpachi just how well flaunting my majestic mug to flog their fabrics was going for their botto...
Chapter 51X: The Return of Alejandro
DISCLAIMER:The first half of this chapter contains Bas and Emma getting explicit. So, enjoy the plotand the real plot in the latter section.xxxChapter 51X: The Return of Alejandro????. ????Huh? What’s going on? I can’t see. Why? Oh, my eyes were closed…The second thing I noticed when I opened ...
Chapter 51.5: Information EmBasGo
Chapter 51.5: Information EmBasGoBas’ Caravan, Leavesden. November 2009.Sinewy bands of muscle were constricting me to death. “Guh-kh.” There was a python strangling me.I writhed and wriggled until I wormed a single solitary arm free. As soon as I slipped it out, I grew hopeful the rest of me ...
Release Update October (1)
EDITHOW COULD I FORGET TO MENTION. MONUMENTAL UPDATE - IoTV! HAS OFFICIALLY REACHED 100 PUBLISHED CHAPTERS! HERE'S TO A HUNDRED MORE!Spooky season is upon us!But don't be afraid IoTV! will be here to soothe you. Since the last update chapter 48.5, 49, 49.5, 50, 50.5, and 51 are up for your l...
Chapter 51: One in a Hundred
Chapter 51: One in a HundredSound Stage, Leavesden. November 2009.Bas Rhys was snogging her senseless. Emma hated every moment.Spectacular? To her ear, that was perhaps the most appropriate descriptor. Because there was an entire (even if limited) audience spectating - which was predictably uncomfor...
13th Move: Buy Buy
13th Move: Buy BuyGoldenrod City, Johto.The dusk ball, and the alpha Sandshrew contained within, blipped out of existence. In a bright flash of light, the concave indent on the transfer machine now held a far more mundane regular Pokéball. “Trade complete. Please collect your Pokémon.”It took ...
Chapter 50.5: Defenestration Temptation
Chapter 50.5: Defenestration TemptationThe Ritz, LA. October 2009.Promises, like my bones, were meant to be broken.My lease had long since been up, so my cosy old apartment was no longer an option. Hence the plebeian affair of hotel accommodations.What kind of pathetic excuse for a multi-millionaire...
Chapter 50: Guantanamera
Chapter 50: GuantanameraLeavesden Studio, UK. October 2009.The rozzers, the fuzz, the police - call them what you want, had as many famous epithets (and epithets) as they did sayings. ‘Freeze!’ ‘Get on the floor, let me see those hands!’ ‘Bend and spread.’The list went on. One, in partic...
Chapter 49.5: Upside Drown
Chapter 49.5: Upside DrownLeavesden Studios, UK. October 2009.“How’s the venue for my next pool party coming along?” Hogwarts’ hottest new nightclub is… the forbidden forest.“Unless you plan on using floaties made of fiberglass and wax, terribly.” One of the many set designers out and ...
Chapter 49: Once Bitten, Twice Cry
Chapter 49: Once Bitten, Twice CryLeavesden Studios, UK. September 2009.Once upon a time, there was a little girl. David Yates didn’t exactly fit that bill - being an adult man and all. In quiet moments of self reflection, he couldn’t help but wonder if that extremely private self image he held ...
Chapter 48.5: One Blue Over the Canary’s Nest
Chapter 48.5: One Blue Over the Canary’s NestLeavesden Studios, UK. September 2009.Contrary to popular belief - and as contrary as I could consciously be to popular relief, we weren’t as grown up as we pretended we were.Although, I ought to exclude myself handily from that equation. In all hones...
12th Move: Rocket Fuel
12th Move: Rocket FuelUnion Cave, Johto.The world I’d been reincarnated into was based on an 8-bit game, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that I was suddenly facing a couple of two-bit villains.“Ooh, bad luck, buddy. Just isn’t your day today running into us like this, eh? And just as you caugh...
Release Update September (1)
September steaming ahead!This week we have the next three chapters of IoTV! 47, 47.5, and 48 are out for you to read!Bas and co. participate in the HBP premiere as well as go on promo tour for the HP franchise. Next, we return to set, and see what more changes are being brought to production.Mover/S...
