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pausing billing again!
hello angels <3 you've got another month off because ive been a total slacker lately. well, not a slacker. but i've had a bunch of gigs and social stuff and family drama </3i'm gonna try to get some writing done within the next week (just finished a scene of DFTT 6) but sorry for such a ...
Announcement about Discord Forum Quest
hello beautiful patrons!!! sorry i've been so absentee, I have been having some writers block as usual. bleh.while i try to get my shit together, I have been playing a little forum game over on my discord. it's like kind of an interactive story thingie? like homestuck or something. Laura say...
Don't Feed the Trolls - Ch. 05 (8.5k words)
Author's note: This gets real horny at the end, if you somehow weren't expecting that. Hope you enjoy!_________________________________[ElevatedWit]My girlfriend gets home this afternoon, troll.You're going to feel really stupid.[Footballfan43]whatever u say, ellie*****“Almost ready!...
Gaydar (1.5k words)
Jade was probably my favourite person to work bar with, which was funny, because the two of us couldn't have been more different. She was loud and boisterous while I was more reserved, slim and blonde while I was black and a little chubby, and she was always coming up with some silly new game wh...
Don't Feed the Trolls - Ch. 04 (7k words)
[ElevatedWit]Morning, loser.In case you were curious, I didn’t think about you at all last night.****************It was funny what a big difference good hygiene made. Despite all the annoyances going on his life (Varun, the troll, et al.) Whit couldn't help smiling as he got dressed the next m...
World's Greatest Boss (2k words)
Another stupid one <3 Nothing gendery in this one I'm afraid!“I think you deserve a raise,” said Michael, “And some PTO. And I’m gonna hire another staff member to take some of the pressure off you.”He took a sip of coffee and nodded to himself thoughtfully.“Wow,” I said, “What p...
pausing payments
hello angels <3 sorry i've been so absent! writer's block/overthinking has really been getting to me, and i think pausing payments for a month will help ease some of that pressure.all this means is that you will not be charged for this month! you will still have full access to my old posts (...
Cats Person (1.5k words)
Hello beautiful gorgeous patrons <3 I am all better from FFS but have been struggling hard with writer's block. I've FINALLY finished a first draft of Don't Feed the Trolls ch 4, which currently clocks in at 16k words. I'm hopefully gonna cut it down quite a bit though. It'll be ...
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kitties I hurt my head :(( I got FFS and I've been sleeping and vomming all week and I don't think I will have new story any time soon :((but here's some sneak peeks at wips if you like them ❤️Truth in Comedy:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HLia4LqNe5XbLmBEXVbdcufajtaMCKqTPys14Ga...
It's In the Blood (19k words)
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The Wife Aquatic (1.4k words)
AUTHOR'S NOTE:Hi kitties <3 DFTT 4 is coming I promise! I'm tryna adjust my writing process so that it hopefully won't be such a mad scramble every month, but there are some teething issues. Anyway! In the meantime please enjoy another random short story from my archives.The first time D...
Don't Feed the Trolls - Ch. 03 (6.5k words)
[ElevatedWit]Well, I'm sure you've been waiting with baited breath, obsessing about what underpants I am wearing today. Truly pathetic.Ive been focused on more important things. I've barely even thought about our conversation last night.However, as I am a man of my word, I am indeed wear...
Fetch (1k words)
Author's Note:Hey sweeties <3 I'm chipping away at Don't Feed the Trolls Ch. 3 (about 2k words so far) but just wanted to share another little story as proof of life. Love ya!************************************A fetch is an evil spirit from Irish folklore, which takes on the identical a...
Treat Me Like A Lady (20k words)
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Backup Girl - Ch. 06 (7.5k words)
AUTHOR'S NOTE:Hey babies! Sorry about another long ass wait! I don't even have the excuse of an extra long chapter this time. However, I do have another little one-shot I've been working on, so hopefully that'll be out soon...CWs: My beloved slurs return again <3 There's also a l...
Two Doms - Ch. 26 (21.5k words)
AUTHOR'S NOTE:Hi angels! Sor
Spooky Taco Bell Ghost (1k words)
Author's Note:Well, once again I come to you hat in hand, having not finished the chapter of Two Doms I'm working on. I'm sorry! I'm 6k words in so far, and it's gonna be a good one I swear. It'll definitely be out before the end of the month, I promise I'm not scamming y...
Act Natural - Ch. 6 (1k words)
Author's Note: Just a short little epilogue to close us out. I hope you enjoyed this story! That's probably it for this year. I wanted to try and rush out another chapter of Two Doms but unfortunately I've been too busy with holiday stuff. But that should be out in January! And of course...
Act Natural - Ch. 5 (3k words)
Chapter 5: Improvisational TheaterGROVER?I never stressed out about exams these days. In fact, I’d already had my final exams for all my other subjects, and I hadn’t worried about them at all. I didn’t even bother revising for Marketing 202. I showed up to my Finance 211 exam fifteen minutes l...
Act Natural - Ch. 4 (5k words)
Author's Note:Crappy Christmaswieners everyone! Thanks so much for your support. I really appreciate your kind (or critical!) comments, and of course your kind money.Chapter 4: Meisner TechniqueTHOMAS“Can we take a break? I feel kinda ridiculous,” said Grover.“Dogs don’t talk,” I said....
Act Natural - Ch. 3 (4k words)
Chapter 3: The Eight EffortsGROVER“Hey, Thomas,” I called out, “Was I supposed to get all the way naked, or just down to my underwear?”“Oh my god!” Thomas’s muffled voice rang out from behind the curtain, “That better be a joke!”“I’m kidding, I’m kidding,” I said breezily, ...
Act Natural - Ch. 2 (2K words)
Chapter 2: Given CircumstancesTHOMASAs usual, talking to Grover Lee made me really mad.It wasn’t just his snarky little jokes that bugged me so much. It wasn’t the fact that he didn’t care about theater, most of the class didn’t. It was the fact that I could tell he didn’t really care abou...
Act Natural - Ch. 1 (4K words)
Author's Note:STWL Presents: Santa's Secret Transfic Stash vol. 5 is now available on itch! It contains 19 stories bundled together for $10 (regular price $37.94) https://itch.io/b/2807/stwl-presents-santas-secret-transfic-stash-vol-5For info on their previous bundles with relevant informati...
Don't Feed the Trolls - Ch. 02 (7K words)
<ElevatedWit>You are fucking disgusting.The only reason I entertained your sick little attempt at trolling is because I feel sorry for you and how utterly pathetic your life must be.YOU ARE A GAY LOSER!Don't ever contact me again.***Whit tapped his fingers on the desk, waiting impatiently for th...
Status report + Discord
Hey angels! I try not to post status updates on here unless I have a story to go with 'em, cause I assume you don't wanna be bombarded withHey angels!I try not to post status updates on here unless I have a story to go with 'em, cause I assume you don't wanna be bombarded with a bunc...
Backup Girl - Ch. 05 (6K words)
I'm back! Thanks for your patience pookies! Hope you like this new chapter, I wrote it while recovering from an orchidectomy.Some people on the Dorley discord were discussing the last chapter (when I posted it to SH) and it makes me so psyched every time I see people sharing their thoughts and t...
Don't Feed The Trolls - Ch. 01 (6.5k words)
After being insulted by an online troll, a stubborn young man desperately tries to assert his masculinity... with mixed results.Hi angels! I'm sorry to tell you this, but I have been a bit naughty recently. My original plan was to finish First Times before starting anything new, but I had this k...
Two Doms - Ch. 25 (13K words)
I did it!!!! I told you I would
Backup Girl - Ch. 04 (9.5k words)
hey sweeties, i'm still tryna figure out how to keep to some kinda schedule and oof it just ain't happening. the only thing i'm worse at than following a schedule is coming up with a schedule. still, i'm confident i'll have the next chapter of Two Doms out before November! other ...
Jack and the Pink Thread (1.7k words)
Crappy Hallowieners!!!! Just checking in to prove I'm still alive, although in a month as ooky spooky as October, it is not only the living who are updating their Patreons....I'm working hard on Two Doms chapter 25! It'll be another fatty, like around 12k words. I've been a bit distr...
