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killjamesbond post Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only from patreon

Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only

Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Lo...

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Episode 11.5- The Name of The Rose

In this episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount...

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Episode 11- Moonraker

Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and s...

Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2

You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's.Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime.*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design hel...

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Episode 10- The Spy Who Loved Me

Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed!It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the S...

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Episode 9.5- Rising Sun

We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's ...

killjamesbond post Questions thread for KJB Q&A 2! from patreon

Questions thread for KJB Q&A 2!

This week we are recording the next KJB Q&A, scheduled for release on the 30th of June!Ask away you damn beautiful bastards. I love you

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Episode 9: The Man With The Golden Gun

We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'.We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might hav...

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Episode 8.5: Lupin III: The First

The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'.You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plent...

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Episode 8: Live and Let Die

You knew it was coming, you knew we would get to it.It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity.We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer ...

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Episode 7.5: The Man From Hong Kong

NOTE: We mispronounce Uluru pretty bad in this one but in our defense this is before we realised you could do research for a pod castThe gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Laz...

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Episode 7: Diamonds Are Forever

The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic...

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Episode 6.5: Top Secret!

Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke?A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before.It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like i...

killjamesbond post Episode 6: On Her Majesty's Secret Service from patreon

Episode 6: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee....How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt.It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film.Also I truly do wish you could act.Join us as we embark upon the hauntological journey of the Bond that never was.

Episode 5.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 1

Just found about this 'parasocial relationship' thing and wanted to take the curtain down a little for the first ever Kill James Bond Q&A!All of these questions were asked by you, the humble and noble Patrons.

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Episode 5- You Only Live Twice

The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp".Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie:- Become a Japanese- Train hard and fast to become a ninja like ...

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Episode 4.5- Everything or Nothing

The gang are joined by Ed Zitron to discuss 007: Everything Or Nothing, a game he knows almost too well.Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron

killjamesbond post Get your questions in for KJB Q&A #1! from patreon

Get your questions in for KJB Q&A #1!

The next episode we are recording is our first ever Q&A episode, due for release on April 21st!Please, ask away, although do bear in mind that we will be choosing which to answer, so don't be ridiculous.Cheer-o!

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Episode 4: Thunderball

Friend of the show and host of Trashfuture, Masters of Our Domain, and Тумач, Milo Edwards joins the gang for a deep dive into Thunderball. Can Bond save the day as a sicilian man steals two nuclear bombs?Is a shark pool an effective way to dispose of henchmen?Why would a health spa have a mach...

killjamesbond post Episode 3.5: OSS 117 Cairo; Nest of Spies from patreon

Episode 3.5: OSS 117 Cairo; Nest of Spies

Join the team this week as we head down to Cairo in 1954 for a 2006 french comedy film that's actually a good movie that we would recommend you watch!

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Episode 3: Goldfinger

It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time-Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.

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Episode 2.5: OK Connery

There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery.

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Episode 2: From Russia With Love

It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie. It's the last movie JFK ever saw.But is it any good? Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?

Episode 1: Dr No

Someone DM'd to request that we upload the free episodes here too so that they're all on the same RSS feed for convenience, so we'll be doing that going forward.Here's our inaugural episode on the 1962 film Dr No.

Episode 1.5: Goldeneye 007 ft. Laura Kate Dale

The gang are joined by games journalist Laura Kate Dale to activate DK mode reminisce about the Nintendo 64 classic, secret levels, and most of all, Dr Doak.

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