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Cobra Kai S3e9 - Full Reaction
We're at the final two episodes of the season and guess who finally showed up to the party! They've been hinting at it forever and it FINALLY happened. The OG Karate Girlfriend Alli is back to give our "heroes" Danny and Johnny a history lesson from their past love triangle.Cobra Kai...
Falcon & The Winter Soldier S1E2 FULL Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!We're back with a DAMN timely and fun episode of Falcon & The Winter Soldier!We're rocking the very very canonically loaded "Star Spangled Man"-titled ep that dips its toes to a ton of Captain Lore that's been previously explored in the MCU and stuff straight from...
AVATAR: The Last Airbender S3x7 Full Uncut Reaction!!
Hey hey Patrons! And so goes S3βs legendary streak, as weβve been told, of incredible episodes, each one better than the last and this week is no damn different! Weβre watching The Runaway and itβs chock full of character beats, heart and an exploding forehead clitoris laser man! We cheer To...
Cobra Kai S3E8 - FULL REACTION
It's time for another "Get Tough Tuesday" with those lovable Karate Rascals Johnny, Kreese and Danny. We're getting close to the end of the season and our three favorite senseis are combining their might to save the All Valley Tournament so they can settle their decades long grudge m...
BvE 003: Batman vs Gravity Falls PODCAST & REACTION!
How's it goin' out there in patreon land?We're back in action for the exclusive Batman vs Everyone podcast available only to you!BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!...
Zack Snyder's Justice League // FULL UNCUT Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!We finally did a Snyder Cut ya'll.It's long. It's totally fine. It's got 100% less society than we were expecting.A perfect summary of unfettered Snyder-ism, we dip our toes into these monochrome, somber waters and get a passable movie that we all like and are frustra...
BATMAN vs EVERYONE: APRIL POLL!
Hey hey Patrons!Hope ya'll are having a safe March thaw out and gearing up for the Spring! We're also gearing up to put another episode of BvE in bloom for ya! Check last month's episode "Bats vs 90's X-Men" if you missed it!https://www.patreon.com/posts/batman-vs-pod-ep-4779...
Falcon & The Winter Soldier S1x1 FULL UNCUT Reaction!
Hey hey yall!We're getting gifts from the comic book Gods left and right this week!We fire up the surprisingly contemplative and zippy premiere of Falcon & The Winter Soldier!We brought in the Burly Bois of Alex and our own Captain 'Merica Scott Kane to bask in the ever-flowing river of char...
Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E6 FULL UNCUT Reaction!!
Whew! Hey hey Patrons!A monumental fucking lore packed episode this week for S3E6 of Avatar: The Last Airbender!!!Arguably one of the best lore "twists" in any season the build up to the truth of Roku and Sozin 's relationship and Zuko's lineage is nothing short of jaw dropping!Are w...
Cobra Kai S3e7 - Full Reaction
We're back for "Get Tough Tuesday" and we hope y'all are having as much fun with our Cobra Kai reactions as we are. The YT edit for episode 6 is up now, and as a loyal patron, you get to enjoy early access to our uncut reaction to episode 7 right now!!Cobra Kai S3x7- Full Reactionhtt...
Shitty Movie Night: Valentine (2001)
Hey hey Patrons!We're back with a slightly late but super damn fun Shitty Movie Night, our exclusive Patreon series where we scrape the bottom of the cinematic barrell panning for so-bad-it's-good movie gold!This was supposed to drop in February ala the title and theme of this 2001 Cherub-ru...
Making of WANDAVISION PATREON Exclusive REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!Now this is the reason why you sign up for some weird shit like this! The early access and EXCLUSIVE content!We decided cause we were going through WandaVision withdrawal before F&tWS fires up next week we wanted to throw together a little Exclusive reaction to surprisingly brisk wat...
Manly Movie Monday π THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019)
Hey hey Patrons!How long have we been on the Patreon Feed? 3 Weeks? A year? Help us to recollect...Them Burly Bois are back rocking a so-retro-its-modern masterpiece for Manly Movie Monday (er, Wednesday, you know the deal) and we're checking Robert Eggers BACK BREAKINGLY fantastic decent into m...
Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E5 "The Beach" FULL REACTION!
Hey hey Yall!We are back with one of the damn funniest fucking episodes of the show yet! It's hilarious, its character driven and it has SWINGING GRANNIE TITS!Is this one of the best GOTHS IN HOT WEATHER cartoon sequences ever?!? HOW FUCKING SICK is the fight between ATLA Joe Rogan and Aang in S...
Cobra Kai Season 3x6 - Full Reaction
Hey hey Patrons!Welcome back to ourSeason 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage for Cobra Kai!We're just over the halfway mark of the season and things have gotten crazy. Sam's got PTSD, Kreese is war criming and Johnny is learning how to social media...what could possibly go wrong?C...
WandaVision S1 FINALE Uncut Full REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!WELL SHIT! WE SORTA SAW ALL OF THAT COMING! or did we?!We bask in the crimson glow of the the super witches, Robo-Boyfriends and GhostKids that everyone else knows as WandaVision!We've never been more simultaneously right and wrong (sorta) about an episode!Hang as we remiss our l...
Justice League (2017) // Commentary Schmommentary (VIDEO)
Hey hey Patrons!Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached...
Justice League (2017) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO)
Hey hey Patrons!Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached...
Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E4 Full Uncut REACTION!!
Hey hey Patrons!Hope all is well!! Woulda had this out a touch sooner but our ENTIRE INTERNET is fucked at the moment so I'm uploading this from the Burlington right now! lolWe're back with another super fun, Sokka-centric episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender, S3E4 "Sokka's Master&#...
Cobra Kai Season 3x5 - Full Reaction
Hey hey Patrons!Welcome back to ourSeason 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage for Cobra Kai!Episode 5 of Cobra Kai was INSANE!!! Chozen is back, Demetri has a tough break, Miguel learns to appreciate vintage nudie mags and Sean TankTop shreds (we swear to you that is NOT a deep fake).Cobra...
MMM: Ricochet (1990) FULL REACTION!!
Hey hey Patrons!Well do we have a fucking HOT SHIT early 90s, barn burner of an Action-Thriller for yall this Monday!What happens when you have hungry early leading man Denzel Washington, a recently rejected from playing Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs John Lithgow and one of the most go for...
WandaVision S1E8 Full UNCUT Reaction!!
Hey hey yall!We're back with the DOPPELGANGER OF THE FINALE or as normal people might refer to it - the penultimate episode - of WANDAVISION!What a spooky and emotional doozy of a fucking ep! How are they gonna wrap this all up!?!?Again, as the fan theories start to dwindle we are tackling the r...
Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E3 Full UNCUT Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!We're chugaluggin' along through S3 of Avatar: The Last Airbender and we get our first smattering of a spooky kinda story within this universe!Is Appa getting covered by a tarp of some kind THE new bit of Season 3??!?! Was Captain Planet a potential Avatar? Is Katara poisonin...
Cobra Kai Season 3x4 - Full Reaction
Hey hey Patrons!Welcome back to ourSeason 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage for Cobra Kai!In episode 4 Johnny travels to Japan to save his dealership (and possibly fuck up his marriage) as tensions are high at West Valley High.Cobra Kai S3x4 - Full Reactionhttps://vimeo.com/515880160Pass...
Batman vs Everyone POD // Ep.2 "Problematic Love" feat. X-Men: The Animated Series
Batman vs Everyone POD // Ep.2 "Problematic Love" feat. X-Men: The Animated SeriesHey hey Patrons,Love is in the air, and we are back with our Patreon Exclusive Podcast, BvE: Batman vs Everyone!BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go ag...
WandaVision S1E7 Full UNCUT REACTION!!!
Hey hey Patrons!Weβre in the , ahem, Endgame now. Amirite?!Sorry! Weβre back and the gang is reacting to this Modern Family/The Office-laced and theory busting and boosting seventh episode of WandaVision! Are we basically out of TV show at this point?! Have the kids been turned into a bug and a ...
TWILIGHT (2008) Full UNCUT REACTION!!
HEY HEY PATRONS!When, in a post-episode discussion of Avatar: The Last Airbender, you find out that 3/4 of Casa de Tanktop and Dojo Drase HAVE NOT PARTAKEN in the sparkly, sorta problematic and let's not be coy here, ICONIC YA Romance Adaptation that woo-ed, cringed and defined a generation - WH...
Batman vs Everyone: MARCH POLL!!
Hey hey Patrons!Hope everyone has had a nice lil fuckin' Valentines Day or whatever this last week! We're gearing up for even more romance cause we'll be dropping our FEBRUARY Edition of BvE on the 20th!FOR FEBRUARY, yall selected classic 90s era X-Men: The Animated Series to go up again...
Avatar S3E2 "The Headband" FULL UNCUT REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!Its gotta be right about this moment. when the YT crowd who hasn't pulled the trigger on becoming a Patreon that yall gotta be feeling the best!They're still in the downtown between seasons, and you beauties are ALREADY TWO EPISODES IN to the final season of AVATAR THE LAST A...
Cobra Kai S3x3 - Full Reaction
Hey hey Patrons!Welcome to Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage!In episode 3 we consider if a DRUNK and BELLIGERENT Johnny fucking up a church garners him enough good will for MAJORLY letting Robby down at the end. What do you think?Cobra Kai S3x3 - Full Reactionhttps://vimeo.com/512...
