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Justice League (2017) // Commentary Schmommentary (VIDEO)
🕑 Added 2021-03-04 00:46:00 +0000 UTCHey hey Patrons!
Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!
To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached shitshow that satisfied nealry no one, we rocked a full commentary of 2017's Justice League, or "JOSStice League"!
We tackle all the controversy surrounding this embattled turd! Is Darkseid making Q-Drops in Cyborg's head? How many Barry Allen's has Bruce Terminator-style killed via Batarang to the face before he got to The Flash? Is Steppenwolf just a sex pervert (henceforth named Sex Crime Steve) that looks like a hairless Sphynx Kitty? And is Superman our favorite little pissboy from Smallville?
NOTE: Warner Brothers is one of the most HARDCORE DICKHEADS when it comes to copyright so yall will have to synch your own copy to watch along! It also lets you rock subtitles, volume control and languages so we think it's the best of both worlds! Just hit play when we yell "Go!" and you'll be synched up perfectly!
Follow the Pissword-protected link to hang!
https://vimeo.com/519213108
Password: TossACoinToYourPissBoy
Thanks so much Patrons, we're so stoked to be covering this craziness and yall are helping us keep the lights on while we're out of work at the bars!
If you wanna check some more commentaries for movies like '90 TMNT, '89 Batman, Space Jam, Jason X, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Terminator 2 and TON MORE, click the "Commentary" Tab at the bottom of this post to get all of our full length tracks!
xoxo,
Tank & the Watchers
Comments
Sean TankTop
Alexa play “Wouldn’t it Be Nice” by The Beach Boys
Sean TankTop
I mean they're gonna have enough time to flesh out that subplot if they go that route, which would be interesting!
Patrick Boyda
Also in response to Steppenwolf's weird mommy shit -- In the Snyder Cut, I think he's using the Mother Boxes to unleash Heggra, his mother and Darkseid's grandmother, who's like an elder horror who he hopes will KILL Darkseid and emancipate him from service on Apokolips
Sean TankTop
Let it be known that weird Sphinx headed fuck!
Patrick Boyda
SEX CRIME STEVE
