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Shitty Movie Night: Valentine (2001)
🕑 Added 2021-03-15 23:06:59 +0000 UTCHey hey Patrons!
We're back with a slightly late but super damn fun Shitty Movie Night, our exclusive Patreon series where we scrape the bottom of the cinematic barrell panning for so-bad-it's-good movie gold!
This was supposed to drop in February ala the title and theme of this 2001 Cherub-runs-amok slasher, but a few technical difficulties held it up and it fell by the whilst we were headlong into our WandaVision and ATLA coverage!
But no worries, you're getting a double helping of SMN this month, first with this SURPRISINGLY STACKED early aughts cast. Denise Richards, Katherine Heigl, David Boreanaz and Marley Shelton head this incel-powered, sorta bland horror flick?
Is Denise Richards one of the best "wet" actresses of all time? Does this movie demonstrate that, LIKE VAMPIRES, men cannot openly angle for a 3-way? They must be invited in, fyi. Also WHERE IS LORD WAXCOCKINGTON?!? The most compelling accidental subplot in horror history!!
Follow the password protected link to hang
Password: WhereIsWaxCock?
We got a JOURNEY INTO ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION of IDIOT NARCISSISM that is Neil Breen's Double Down later in the month!
Enjoy and stay safe everyone!
xoxo,
Tank and House Burlington
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Sean TankTop
FUCKIN TRUE OPIE!
OpieLopie
Jesus this movie. I saw this in theaters as a teen. I always remembered seeing it with my highschool girlfriend but if it came out before the towers that's way off. T hat story was more entertaining than this movie.
