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Justice League (2017) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO)
🕑 Added 2021-03-04 00:41:51 +0000 UTCHey hey Patrons!
Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!
To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached shitshow that satisfied nealry no one, we rocked a full commentary of 2017's Justice League, or "JOSStice League"!
We tackle all the controversy surrounding this embattled turd!
Is Darkseid making Q-Drops in Cyborg's head? How many Barry Allen's has Bruce Terminator-style killed via Batarang to the face before he got to The Flash? Is Steppenwolf just a sex pervert (henceforth named Sex Crime Steve) that looks like a hairless Sphynx Kitty? And is Superman our favorite little pissboy from Smallville?
NOTE: Just hit play on your copy of the flick when you hear the 3rd BEEP and you'll be synched up perfectly!
Thanks so much Patrons, we're so stoked to be covering this craziness and yall are helping us keep the lights on while we're out of work at the bars!
If you wanna check some more commentaries for movies like '90 TMNT, '89 Batman, Space Jam, Jason X, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Terminator 2 and TON MORE, click the "Commentary" Tab at the bottom of this post to get all of our full length tracks!
xoxo,
Tank & the Watchers
Comments
Sean TankTop
Yeah those are all rough! It sorta bludgeoned me into submission but by time the Flash sees Piss Boy moment and then i was chortling the whole time s
Wesley Chapman
This was the first time in a longtime that I actually wanted to walk out of the theater during the movie. But still felt like I had to see it through to its God awful end. There have only been two others that gave me this feeling in the 10 years leading up to this shit show...Hancock and The Last Airbender. Eye gouge fest.
Sean TankTop
omg yeah. That show has been outrageously great and all other MCU shows are gonna have a HARD act to follow!
Isis Peoples
Any time. Can't lie though, Wandavision season finale full reaction......i am excited for that!
Sean TankTop
Gurl, comments like this put more wind in our sails than any dollar amount of new Patrons, not that that isn’t also nice! 😉 You will get more stuff though so thats a plus, lol! Seriously though, its posts like this that atleast remind us that we're not completely crazy and that we're connecting with you guys! Cannot thank you enough hon! Sending you love and have a good rest of the night and keep crushing that school work!
Isis Peoples
Thanks for keeping me company while I work on my graduate work tonight. I upgraded my membership today, not bc I'm seeking more content, but bc I truly enjoy y'alls content. Love you much, Until my next comment
