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One of These Damn Yeti Movies
This one's really crazy. 18+
Pre-Post Show: 10 June 2019
TJ Shives.
Transgender Athletes: What Is Fair?
You get to watch it early because I love you (just kidding, it's because you pay me)!
Happy Fun Time for Monetize! = DFF
YAY! Good Evening Happy Fun Fans! It's time for a SUPER AWESOME, POSITIVE, and especially FAMILY FRIENDLY episode!! WE LOVE YOU!!!Vimeo link for those having issues with playback (thanks Youtube). Thank you for your patience! https://vimeo.com/341036211/bc1304b97a
June 10th-July 5th Schedule
For those of you who like spoilers!
Flash Fried: 05 June 2019
Audio link attached for those who prefer to listen.
Your Topic = DFF
Hey guys!Once again we we will be running a patrons choice offer. This will work in the following way: All new patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode! All Chef‘s table patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode! All buffet patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new epi...
Scotty and Taylor visit Ft. Pickens in Pensacola, FL.
We visited Pensacola, FL last month and filmed our outing to Ft. Pickens. I left it without music so that you guys could hear what we heard and experience it with us. Hope you enjoy!
Pre-Post Show: 03 June 2019
It's all about movies tonight!
Failure = DFF
Audio link attached for your listening pleasure.
FLASH FRIED - 5.30.2019
Flashy Fried! This time everyone's in it!
FLASH FRIED - So Lonesome I Could Cry Edition
I don't know that this can even properly be called an episode of Flash Fried, since it doesn't contain Paul or Scotty, but I guess today it's the best we can do. I think the show is pretty good, considering 2/3rds of the cast are missing, but I will ultimately let you guys be the judge o...
Flash Fried is gonna be a day late - sorry, y'all!
Just wanted to give you all the heads up. Due to a last-minute and unavoidable issue, we'll be recording this week's Flash Fried tomorrow. We just didn't want you guys to be out of the loop and waiting.See you tomorrow!- Paul the BallFat scammer, Pessimist Productions.
Guided Meditation To Induce Nightmares
For bedtime. Let me know if it works.
The Truth About Cannibalism = DFF
Any and all questions you have about Cannibalism answered in today's episode of DEEP FAT FUCKING FRIED.
Pre-Post Show: 24 May 2019
It's time for a Tjievance.
ABANDON HOPE
Hey, I'm still looking for stories and videos for this. Unfortunately, most of what was submitted was not very good. So if you have any suggestions, leave them below (and dear god don't bother suggesting the stupid Ben Shapiro video of him running scared from the BBC).
Flash Fried: 22 May 2019
Banned gay cartoon weddings, GoT, and more.
Abandon Hope Time And Date
Hey guys, I was going to do Abandon Hope tonight, but I'm feeling a little under the weather. So I'm going to be doing it Thursday, at around 8 PM Central. It will be live, and if you have anything you'd like to submit, the official thread for doing so can be found here: https://www.patr...
Patreon AMA
Good Afternoon Tomatinos!Want to have your question asked by the guys? Now is your chance! We will be filming a Patreon AMA (Date Tentative) where TJ, Scotty and Paul answer curated questions from you, the Chef's Table.Now, I know you've noticed the term 'curated questions'. That mea...
May 2019 Patron only HIGHDEOLOGY!
Step right up!The hour of the feast approaches! Loosen your belts and get ready for a towering plate of HIGHDEOLOGY! Served hot and fresh only for Patrons!
Patron's only HIGHDEOLOGY!!
Just a reminder that tomorrow night at 8 PM CDT PaulsEgo will go live for his monthly solo stream of HIGHDEOLOGY! The link will drop one hour before showtime!
Jesse James = DFF
The notorious Jesse James is the topic for tonight's episode of DEEP FAT FRIED.Audio attached for our audio listeners.
Pre-Post Show: 17 May 2019
Tj got a new haircut.
5000 Patron Goal
It won't be long before your favorite pessimists hit 5000 patrons! In the meantime Tomatino's we wanted to hear what you'd like to see for the 5000 goal. Please comment below and like any suggestions you see!Begrudgingly,The Pessimists


















