Your Topic = DFF
🕑 Added 2019-06-05 17:59:52 +0000 UTCHey guys!
Once again we we will be running a patrons choice offer. This will work in the following way:
- All new patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode!
- All Chef‘s table patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode!
- All buffet patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode!
- Next month you will see a post in for your patron group. You will be able suggest a topic for a future episode. Then a few days later we will take the top suggestions and you guys will be able to vote on three new episodes!
The only place we will review topic suggestions are in these posts coming in early July. Patron choices from last time included: Alex Jones, Ben The Dogturd Shapiro, and Unethical Human Experimentation.
We look forward to see what you guys choose this time around!
Begrudgingly,
The Pessimists
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Yrb wahs
dff Alestair Crowley
DFF= LaVeyan Satanism
Kaudervælsk
Quentin Crisp
Jake Dyer
DFF= The American School System
Duck Commander
DFF= The American school system
TheManInOrange
DFF=Schizophrenia OR DFF= The Great Depression/ Recession
Robert Sandee
DFF: Shoko Asahara. He was a Japanese cult leader and was executed earlier this year. Has organized a large scale terrorist attack involving followers in the Japanese police force, army and government and had ties with Soviet Russia. Still has fanatical followers today, some of which are openly showing their devotion or performing terrorist attacks.
Tine Tomsic
Chinese alternative medicine
No but really Jude Law=DFF
MY ASS=DFF
Garrett R
Frank Zappa=DFF
DFF = GamesYouLove
nasty taxi
yo where's the past couple of shows unedited and the full happy fun time for monetize !???
James Green
TED BUNDY
Those two are so different though. But I like the Robin Williams idea. He had an interesting life.
Sean Hong
Can you guys do an episode of Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter?
Pengmaeda
Sudden idea. DFF versus, George Carlin and Robin Williams. BATTLE OF THE DEAD COMEDIC TITANS.
Conner Cruz O'Brien
WHERE IS THE FRIDA-WEDNSDA SHOW
Joshua Drew
i love the "verses" episodes. i "liked" the tolkien v lewis verses (even though it's clear that lewis's apologetic "fantasy" is shit and will lose).
Nico G.
DFF = Aum Shinrikyo Japanese doomsday cult that were responsible for tokyo sarin attacks. The cult had planned some ridiculous shit like assassinating the japanese royal family by rappeling onto their roof from an old soviet helicopter they had bought while in Russia. They even got military training and military grade weapons while in Russia. The leader Shoko Asahara was obviously batshit crazy but very interesting. Would be a great addition to the Cult episodes.
DogeBag
Do the cocaine show, ya freaking neckbeards .
Vladamir Dracula
Dueling = DFF
DancingQueen
DFF Oprah
Matt Schilling
Pretty sure this isn't the post to suggest topics. If you read the body of the post it says a post will be coming out next month for you to suggest at whichever tier you are.
Jeremy Skye
OJ didn't do it.
Alibadihutchut
DFF - Metallica
Shibidy Wizard Joe
DFF = Pornography
William Rack
DFF - Sargon Of Akkad
William Rack
DFF - Jordan Peterson
The True Nihilist
Yorkshire terriers vs cats in terms of which is most deadly for rats
Kevin Solis Perez
DFF- Transhumanism
Joshua Anderson
DFF - Billy the Kid
George Carlin=DFF Its long overdue
Mario Vazquez
Hernán Cortés = DFF
Chance
Prisons = DFF
DFF= Early Norwegian Black Metal Scene
Poop Poop
OJ Simpson = DEEP FAT FRIED
Jeremy St.onge
DFF= Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland
Conner Cruz O'Brien
Stevie has the most likes at the top. We all want it. Bad.
Matt Roper
The British Invasion = DFF. Would love to see you guys give your opinion on music.
Colin Rush
Astrology I want to see you guys tear that shit apart
Keifer Martin
The 27 club = DFF
The True Nihilist
Insulin =dff
Kingzilla
DFF George Orwell
Danny Jones
DFF = The Staircase murder OR Making a murderer.
Douglas Hesketh
Niccolo Machiavelli and Jordan Peterson please :)
I got scammed by three neckbeards
DFF = Stevie
I got scammed by three neckbeards
DFF = Early Youtube Atheist vs. Christian war
I got scammed by three neckbeards
DFF = The Bolshevik Revolutions, DFF = John Leguizamo
I got scammed by three neckbeards
DFF = The Great Purge
Honestly, right now. I'd say Sargon of akaad. It'd be interesting to see the og amazing atheist review a fellow YouTube atheist. Especially with some of his more recent political moves. The uk needs to lower their immigration number by 90%. Or there is no historical evidence of the UK fucking over Africa. Or children out of wedlock is the number one problem in the UK......
DFF=Furries
Mark
DFF=The History of Psychedelics
JK
DFF = The Killdozer
Frost Draco
Otherkin= DFF
Dave Edwards
Top 10 Foods = DFF
James Chambers
Richard Nixon = DFF
James Chambers
Elon musk = DFF
Saxocalypse
How about a show about the biggest martial arts frauds?
John Morgan
Ageism, generational gaps and human beings innate bias towards modern trends/technology: - How the media stigmatizes cellphones, the internet, video games, etc. - The primal psychology behind why people do this. - How people tend to think that the decade they grew up in is the superior decade. - How people think that modern problems are worse now than they were in the past.
Ethan walker
Gary busy=DFF
Kaudervælsk
Johnny Carson, David Letterman or Dick Cavett. Late night talk show hosts as a group maybe. Alternately, old school hosts vs the current batch of hosts.
Nicholas Lazzaro
Batman
Nicholas Lazzaro
Star Wars
Nicholas Lazzaro
The Joker
Nicholas Lazzaro
Oprah
Nicholas Lazzaro
YouTube
Nicholas Lazzaro
Pewdiepie
Wjyndigo
Alex Jones = DFF
ScalySchisms
Walt Disney = DFF
Tucker Hoggan
The many choices of Stevie=DFF
Scitsofrinia = dff
Anthony Daleo
Dinosaurs
mega
Killdozer.
max carito
In the oz episode you promised it... its time for oprah=DFF!
Carl
Warcraft = DFF!
DFF = FETISHES
The Ghost With The Most
North Korea = DFF
Robert Wolf
Rape = DFF
gv
Jimmy Saville VS Marc Dutroux
Siq Nox
Andrew Jackson VS Harriet Tubman. The $20 Debate!
Grands Bouts
DFF = HUEY LONG!
Zayodadong
Psychedelics
The Deputy Of Common Sense
DFF Tolkien VS Lewis or DFF Marvel VS DC or DFF Wes Craven VS John Carpenter or DFF Stephen King. Any of those would give me immense joy.
Anonymous
History of weed = DFF
John Roso
Nietzsche/favorite philosophers video.
Great idea, but it should be Nietzsche vs Sartre vs Camus.
Natasha Randall
Dff the 90s?
Natasha Randall
Does Google count as an evil corporation? 🤔
3is4the
Brett Keane = DFF lol
Aaron Primack
DFF attends that feminist web conference
WinterMadness
Rammstein=DFF
Pedophilia = DFF
James Chambers
Stevie’s Bullshit = DFF
SATOhara
Homelessness = DFF
Michael Leitch
Who's the better comedian? Bill Hicks vs. George Carlin.
Stalker glared menacingly
People living Double Lives = DFF
Hannes Joutsen
Do a "Youtube f(r)iendly" episode
Tito Manfredo
Insufferable Celebrity Activism = DFF
looks like im going be donating more <3
Siq Nox
The 27th Amendment's 200-year road to ratification, and its brother, the Congressional Apportionment Amendment. It might be a bit dry, but it's actually very interesting.
Weeaboos = DFF
Mike fav
Conspiracy theories = DFF
Sebastian
The Sea or Space = DFF
Ricklyn Manchez
I know it is not yet time to cast our votes, but when the time comes, I think we all know, deep in the core of our being, the episode of all episodes, one that every episode forever after will try and fail to recapture the glory of, the one episode to rule them all: Stevie= DFF
Cory Kamermans
Chernobyl and the fall of the USSR = DFF
Spencer Rhodes
Great idea. Or just rock music in general i was thinking also.
Spencer Rhodes
Psychedelic drugs = DFF
Spencer Rhodes
History of rock music = dff
Pink Floyd=DFF
Argowrath66
DDF Howard Stern. He was truly a phenom of his time back in the late 90s. (Still is to some) He revolutionized talk radio, feuded with the FCC, bashed celebrities. Twenty years later to present, once again controversy follows him but for a very unexpected reason. Howard truly grew from the person he once was through intensive therapy, he regrets much with Robin Williams, regrets much with others. His audience is split in half. Once half thinks he is a shill, sould out his raw talk in favor of a more friendly atmosphere and the other side loves this new Life Howard. So much i feel you guys can add into this, question, analyze? what do you make of his audience split in too like Starwars.
James Chambers
The founding fathers=DFF
Eric Draven
Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber DFF please please please
Dennis
Anything WWII related please
Keegan Znosko
Psychedelics
Warhammer 40,000 = DFF Seriously, it's so fucking dark and depressing that it's comical. I think they'd at least like it.
Jeremy Geller
As a Jew I’m kind of curious what tj has to say about us
Jeremy Geller
DFF=fucked up kids movies
Marcus Solbes-Moran
Vlad the Impaler= DFF
Clint
DFF=Music as a whole from its inception to its current status
Nocturnes and preludes
The goth subculture
Where's flash fried?
Brendon Morrice
The Unabomber = DFF
Kevin Sears
More Has-beens! Don't even care which ones... Maybe... YouTube Has-beens = DFF, could even include the Keanster...lol
Sovren citizen =DFF
Sine Nomine
The Dollar Trilogy = DFF (alternatively Clint Eastwood = DFF)
fungus = DFF (i remember seeing someone recommend this in a youtube comment and i thought id put it here aswell)
Paddy Mac
Vladimir Putin = DFF
Conner Cruz O'Brien
Stevie = DFF
Kay Bee
Malcolm X - DFF
Big Gulps, huh
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Big Gulps, huh
Dude, your name alone is a good idea... Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart!
John Morris
Pablo Escobar=DFF
ICTOAN
GG Allin = DFF
Daghlas Al-Ashqar
DFF = Katt Williams
Daghlas Al-Ashqar
DFF = The Ice Cream Wars of Ireland
Jake Dino
Wall Street = DFF
Chromebison01
Tits vs Ass
Chromebison01
The Mongol Empire
Chromebison01
Marvel vs DC
Matt
I second the History of Porn topic
ThornedKelp
Pizza = DFF
Chris Cook
You sir, get a vote based solely on your name
xenodroid
Hunter S. Thompson
Tokyo Gay Bar
CIA = DFF
Smack Millan
Village idiots
Tyler Rehkopf
Steve Irwin = DFF
Tectonica
The history of porn.... Definitely a patron only episode.
Skeptical Jesus
GG Allin vs Extreme Elvis DFF
Enlightened Vatnik
Brett Keane = DFF
Bible belt?
The Manatee Ep 2: Many Tees. A show about t-shirts.
Pagan Religions = DFF
blink-182 = DFF or Bad Religion = DFF
Jonathan M
DFF = Early Youtube
BruceyDaPug
Let’s deep fat fry the invention of the T-shirt! It’s time we know how dusty smith accomplished such a feat! I would say the facial would be more interesting, but good luck showing porn on a public video platform
Niccolo
Andrew Jackson = DFF
Or Woke Comedy=DFF
Nick Piazza
Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger
Westboro Baptist Church= DFF
S Chattey
The space race
S Chattey
I agree, freud would be amazing to see these guys riff off
Nicholas
an episode for each
Reagan = DFF
Ethan walker
Monty python=DFF
Ethan walker
Gurgi from the black culdrun =DFF
Ethan walker
BDSM=DFF
John Thompson
Arnold Schwarzenegger = DFF
Ethan walker
Lego=Dff
Daniel Savage
I want a biographical episode on one of the hosts
Sam
Sexuality throughout history = DFF
Sam
Sleep paralysis = DFF
SimpleSlides
Alcohol = DFF
Chris Cook
Freud = DFF
Chris Cook
Hunter S. Thompson = DFF
Chris Cook
Scientific concepts of Star Trek = DFF
Mark Sweeney
DFF sociopaths
Sam Myres
Cats = dff
Charles Field
Hallucinations = DFF
Zane Roberts
Fables, Fairy Tales = DFF
Zane Roberts
Social Phenomenons = DFF stuff like the titanic movie/simpsons/pokemon. Media that made a huge impact
Marlin Benson
These people are true autists
Josh Jones
Awesome!! Thanks for the opportunity to participate and contribute, my Chef Lords of the Buffet.
Mastouril
DFF = DFF
Ben Wigmans
Furries = DFF
Mr Canister
Rape = DFF
Ambivalent Manasprite
4chan = DFF
Ambivalent Manasprite
Dick. Beat me to it.
AJ Russo
Paul = DFF
Max Prescott
Best practical effects in movies-DFF
lemmon_boi
Patreon = neck beards
WC
Disney Villains = DFF
retards leaving suggestions = DFF
You guys need to read the post. This isn't the place to leave suggestions.
Gunnar Þorsteinsson
The Mongols = DFF
Gilly
PRISON = DEEP FAT FRIED
Sam
Racism/white supremacists = DFF
Jordan Pacheco
Chernobyl = DFF
Scott
No Fap community =DFF
Hypnotic Visionaire
@SomeRandomCanadian- Oh I know, but it is fun. I’m not taken seriously amongst the legion of Defeatist Cultists so I’m hoping to suggest ideas, have somebody else take that idea, and then hopefully see that idea take shape.
SomeRandomCanadian
Lol nice to see people rushing to the comments to suggest shit without reading the entire post
Pengmaeda
You can tell TJ wrote this post.
John George
Sophistry = DFF
Christopher
Worst illicit drug for you health = DFF
Drake Ark
Sexual Fetishes = Deep Fat Fried
desu
Psychedelics=DFF
Poop Poop
OJ Simpson = DEEP FAT FRIED
HardShell
Aquaman=DFF
Kevin McAdams
Assassination of US Presidents = DFF
The Janitor
Napoleon bonaparte the great douche=DFF
Marlin Benson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsuQEW2QlgA
Hypnotic Visionaire
Actually I have a better one. Remember the Popularity of The Angry Video Game Nerd in the late 2000’s? Well, he had a lot of dumb impersonators, some of which were hysterical to watch. If AVGN is too specific, you can make an episode called DFF= Bad YouTube Impersonators For the Angry Video Game Nerd Segments (and you have to do it because they are sooo bad) the ones I can think of are RetroGamer3, Game Dude and of course the infamous Irate Gamer. You can also pull in some of your worst YouTube impersonators as well. I think this would be a fun episode.
Marlin Benson
The only place we will review topic suggestions are in these posts coming in early July. It's as if none of these people read that and just suggest away anyways...
Trae Dandridge
Vietnam = DFF
allyn stone
Insults=DFF
Jeremy K
Typhoid Mary = DFF
Mdxfiend
Dff = Bantersode 2 Electric Boogaloo
Hypnotic Visionaire
Dumbest Video-Game Accessories= Deep Fat Fried
Jon-Claude Marquee
The Pinkerton=DFF
Jonathan Marlow
Noah's Ark = DFF
Adam
POLICE BRUTALITY = DFF
JFK = DFF
Douglas Hesketh
I suggest Niccolo Machiavelli and Jordan Peterson
106
YES! I got obliterated the other day and had the best idea. I hope people vote for it.
DFF= Robert Kuklinski "The iceman"
Ephriam Lippert
DFF = Anton LaVey and Aleister Crowley
Ephriam Lippert
DFF = Rastafarians
Alex
DFF = AmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo
Todd Newton
DFF- Parallel Universes
Steven Anderson=DFF
Bear
Antisemitism = DFF. I don't know if it's because I'm just Canadian and am removed from it, but I have no clue why people are antisemitic or what the Jewish question is.
Canadian Attack Moose
DFF: Coffee. I know, basic, but there’s a tonne of history. How did it become pretty much a worldwide favourite.
Mitchell Cawvey
DFF Batman
MoppyPuppy
DFF = Loneliness in the United States.
Brian Palmer
Onision = DFF Chris Chan = DFF
Nico
DFF = Earthbound
Jonathan M
DFF = The Beatles
Nicole Kollias
DFF= Entropy
DonnySlime
DFF= Bananas DFF= History of Porn DFF= Top 10 most evil Corporations
Chocolate Dinosaur
DFF = Joseph Stalin
dean
Jordan peterson
Marquis De Sade = DFF
Dragons=DFF
Copyright=DFF
Mikael Blomster
DFF = Bob Ross vs Mister Rogers
Aldo Hernandez
“The Emus = DFF” & “The Glorious Emus vs The Mighty Octopus: A Battle for World Domination = DFF”
Miha Kokalj
The Drunken Peasants = Deep Fat Fried
Ethan Disho
Yakuza=dff
DFF: Hillary Clinton vs. Cat Turd
Disney buying the planet= Deep Fat Fried
Brandon Marthers
Black Israelites DFF
The current drunken peasants
Oliver Edward Morgan
Google= Deep Fat Fried
JJ
Theodore 'Unabomber' Kaczynski
SPT12
Emperor Norton. Look him up, he’s fascinating
The simulation hypothesis = Deep Fat Fried
Greg
I want more top ten lists I don’t care what they’re about
jack
Battle of the Philosophers: Nietzsche vs Socrates vs Descartes (just to shit on him)
The History of Booze
The Jews.
EFE Man
DFF columbine
Xenos Nassar
Anal prolapsing. You can probably make an entire episode about that.
Dybuk
Dumbest startups=DFF
GC1931
Jim Bakker = DFF
World War 3= Deep Fat Fried
Robert Newman
Devote an episode to another Democratic presidential candidate. You did a good job covering Warren and Harris. A Biden episode would be interesting.
Carlos Ibuki
DFF = Tulsi Gabbard
Carlos Ibuki
DFF = Farts
GC1931
Yes! This turd needs to be flushed.
Alexander
Harry Houdini
Eric Fartman
2020 candidates or Jesse Lee Peterson would be amazing.
Carlos Ibuki
DFF = West Memphis 3
Rasmus
Prison!!
Hypnotic Visionaire
DUSTY SMITH Nah, just kidding. You should do a Media Companies Block, with Viacom as the first. If you want to break that up, start off with the fall of MTV, than Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, BET (well maybe not that one), VH1, etc. That would be engaging
Reefer Radness
Edge lords and STD's
Psycho
Dinosaurs = DFF
Tristan F Wilson
DFF = The Whailing Industry.
YouTube= Deep Fat Fried
DFF fans= Deep Fat Fried
Deep Fat Fried= Deep Fat Fried
John King
Steven Spielberg = DFF
Nostalgia Trip
MEAT INDUSTRY = DFF
DFF= The Oka Crisis 1990
Mr. Big Stuff
DFF=Stevie
Drunken Peasants= Deep Fat Fried
Nostalgia Trip
MUSIC / HISTORY OF MUSIC =DFF
Michael Valenzuela
DFF=9/11 as it happened with news footage and Howard stern live broadcast etc
Drewdaism
Another music week
Drewdaism
Best TV Series per Decade series
Sam Tabatowski
DFF= The Mobs. Italian, Russian, etc
John King
Doctor Who=DFF
Ben Curry
dFF Physoactive substance
Drewdaism
George Carlin= DFF
Ben Curry
dFF LSD
FRANKENHOLE
DFF= Genghis Khan
Mexican Zoidburg
DFF = The Donald Subreddit
Dagnar Legra
THE GLORY OF ROME=DFF
FRANKENHOLE
DFF= Mary Shelly/Frankenstein
Anders
DFF = Stevie
Harrison Guy
DFF=STEVIE
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2011 TJ = DFF
Christopher Smith
Mentally retarded people=DFF
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
So we can complain about how terrible your topic selections are to feel superior to you plebs!
Melvin Snure
Andrew Yang
Mexican Zoidburg
DFF = Drunken Peasants
Mexican Zoidburg
DFF = Ghosts Caught On Camera
Austin Snyder
I think we know what I want. Lol
Warhammer 40k = DFF
GABBIE GABBIE GOO GOO = DFF
Anime= Deep Fat Fried
The Amazing Atheist= Deep Fat Fried
Mexican Zoidburg
DFF = Dave Rubin ( optional: feat. Kyle Kulinski )
Kevin Solis Perez
The Show Cops-DFF
Think how fun it would be for them to go through the entire franchise and be confused by it. For once they would be normies
Richard Arien Halverson Muenzer
As pessimists why would you look forward to our responses?
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
There is no Big Chief episode. That was a live event.
Tucker White
Barack Obama
anja antizoloft
Oprah
Jan S.
Micheal Jackson = Deep Fat Fried
Michael Birdsall
Steven Crowder = DFF
Sonic the Hedgehog= Deep Fat Fried
Festering Anthropophage
Mother Teresa = dff
Jonathan Brunell
Hallucinogenic drugs = DFF
Nipples Peelov
Rick Wyldes v Alex Jones
Magic = DFF
Aleks G.
George Carlin
Whiskey = DFF
CodeWiskeySky
Dff trailer park boys because i know tj hates it even tho its a great show
Aleks G.
WWII and/or WWI
John Becker
Owen Benjamin = DFF
Jonathan Montellano
The Satanic Temple = DFF
Noah Linderer
Canada = DFF
NorthPacificShroom
Joe Biden=dff
Joshua Forbes
Cool
Marlin Benson
Judging by the use of bullet points, tj wrote this
Alexander Andrews
When are you guys gonna post the big chief episode?