Failure = DFF
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Jordan
I'm well versed in this topic so this ought to lift my spirits.
Scythian Weed Shaman
this aired on my birthday lol
Stewart Thompson
Lemme float a theory; maybe Paul's infertility stemmed from the electric fence incident.
R. BUDD DWYER
Yeah! I’d love a sequel.
R. BUDD DWYER
FACE PLANT ELECTRO BOOTY!
The US Civil War = DFF
S Chattey
Neckbeards science; pissing on a fence.
S Chattey
If you want to read about a real failure of the civil war, you should have picked George McClellan, he was such a 'second guesser' he managed to be held at bay and defeated by an army a fraction of his size and be removed from command for it.
S Chattey
It is incredibly dumb to criticise Stonewall Jackson for being 'Audacious', leading from the front, gambling. Thats what made him the outstanding commander he was, that gamble and that risk comes with the territory. Without that he would be a standard lame commander who wouldnt have had the victories he had. He wasnt a failure because he risked, he lived on in history as one of the greatest military commanders in history because he risked, that is not a failure. The same applies to R.E.Lee; despite being much maligned now for being the slave loving cucklord he was, he was maybe the greatest leader in American history, rivaling people like Julius Caesar BECAUSE HE WAS AUDACIOUS, BECAUSE HE TOOK RISKS and won.
S Chattey
If I want a 6 on a dice, and i roll two die, I have 3 chances to get a 6, so 3/6. Same principle for lotto, only vastly more retarded idea since your chances are still monstrously low.
S Chattey
You add probabilities together if each gives a chance of the same event happening. So yes.... TJ has 40/whatever chance of winning the lottery. You multiply themtogether if you require ALL OF THE EVENTS TO HAPPEN IN ORDER, for example: What is the chance I roll a 6 then a 2 then a 4 on a dice in that order? 1/6 * 1/6 * 1/6 = 1/216
Ed-boy
What did you just call me you little bitch
ian
got too uyse to DFF and now thT ITS NOT ON TIME IM ITCHIN
Neb the Pleb
I mean considering we wasted billions of dollars and thousands of American lives in some shithole communist country in the middle of nowhere... yea. We lost.
c0lt
Wrong. Did you look up the Wikipedia article of the HMS Victoria? Lots of people died, including the Admiral. .. Also: lol here is a D&D article for your amusement http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2019/05/how-aspergers-and-autism-ruined.html
Rants n rambles
yeah vietnam in ashes, lopsided casualties ...we lost that shit so hard
The Glue Boblin
This is why stevey doesnt eat at scottys events. Scooty why you gotta bring your nuts too the dinner table?
Noremac
First the HP Lovecraft episode, and now this one. I'm simply more personally familiar with the topics than you guys are. Teach me!
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Thank you smart person! Sincerely, the mathematically challenged podcasters!
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106
If anyone was interested in the answer to the math problem at the beginning it was -10lx/27zp, but I'm sure no one cares.
Tommy Sunny
I think yall failed for mays video commentary! im telling
Danny Jones
Here is a fail for you guys and if you play D&D you'll appreciate it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-48483746
Ed-boy
Great stuff
lemmy101
I see your point re thinderfoot but he's going after stuff generally that breaks the laws of thermodynamics. These aren't things that are stepping stones to success, but things the very laws of physics forbid ever working, or working better or even as well than an already existing solution, with an inmutable law of nature forbidding them getting any better or doing what is represented in kickstarter videos. I feel there's an argument that these are the guys damaging innovation because they are pipedreams that sound better than practical solutions would sound and they eat up money from grants and media attention etc despite being impossible to implement. So i feel there's a big difference there between them and the wright bros who were doing something we knew was possible (from birds) and there was nothing in physics we already knew making it a non starter
Over stuffed
great show
Robert Wolf
Paul; Thunderf00t looks at things from a perspective SCIENCE, as well people love his debunking videos. By all means Thunderf00t so far has gone after the bullshit, the lies, things of that nature. By all means he does science but you're just seeing his most popular videos, he does actual content that focuses on the progress of science and understanding things, even the smallest of things.
Razor Candies
Forgot to put this episode in the flash fried clip playlist again Fucking dumbasses
Curtis
This episode may be the most relevant to the viewers you've ever made.
Isobel Vanderbilt
50:20 - guy hding under bed with his feet sticking out - he probably didn't have anywhere else to hide, so he was like," fxck it, I'm going to be funny." he had nothing to lose
Isobel Vanderbilt
"failure = dff". they beat us to the punch :(
Paddy Mac
This was a great episode. I love that the Australians lost a war to birds
Richard Cleland
You're garbage TJ!!
Duckling Duckins
i wouldnt see DFF as a failure, but i get your point
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
How the hell did we get here? Through a series of failures Paul.
Rat squatch
Should have just been a loop of TJ or Paul leaning close to the microphone and yelling "Look in a mirror." for 2 hours
Tucker Hoggan
i think we need a DFF on Ron Pearlman now
Azazel
This one is gonna be spicy
ShoreMcLoving
DFF the 2008 economic crisis.
Nicholas Hamilton
The electric fence challenge video is hilarious America's Funniest Videos(AMV) = the longest running diabolical show and it's on ABC
Oh' Long Johnson
buttz
MarxChaotix
Another very well done episode. I look forward to your guy's next episode. I think this show is gradually but progressively getting better each month. It's aging like fine wine.
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Smack Millan
Hey I'm one of these
Jonathan Brunell
Paul if you do a mafia episode you should definately do it on michael franzese. i think he was one of the highest paid guys, does alot of interviews and wrote a book i think
Clyde Frog
I can't stop laughing at the fact that the Aussies lost a war against fucking birds. Now I have a trump card to whip out whenever I run into an Aussie talking lots of shit, because they all fucking love talking shit.
Noah Linderer
Are you gonna do success?
Sam Myres
paul is a bitch. Thunderf00t's debunks are his best content.
DrainGang
" Can You actually do basic math TJ? - Scotty 2019 / 5:15
Aleks G.
Didn’t you already do a show on DFF itself?
Dylan Martin
I never expected to be the subject of my favorite show
Ethan Disho
Did they select a winner for hp lovecraft thing yet?
Jonathan Brunell
Holy shit is this a massive DFF of TJ's youtube career?
Berzerk
3 experts present...