5000 Patron Goal

Angel Parada

The roast of TJ

EL MARIACHI

Wheel of Misfortune 2 : Electric Boogaloo

Heather Squidz

DFF Disney rides

Jack of Tears

How about doing a show on Arnold Schwarzenegger? The clips of him being a bamf while being attacked in public made me want to see more on the man.

Jack of Tears

I'm going to second this Traps vote!

PaLeBlUeDoT

Take Stevie to the bunny ranch.

Jörmungandr

DFF=Traps

BIG BOY AYOO

travel to info wars headquarters

Ben Livingston

DFF = Alex Jones 2 : Turning the frogs gay

Craig Ryan

New studio, which we were originally promised with 4000 level goal.

Andrew Wesley Nichols

Yes! Wheel of misfortune or a new game show.

Jeffrey Searcy

DFF One Belt One Road ( if you need a quick primer, check out China Uncensored on Youtube).

defialpro

Lol a 24 hour game stream of attempting dark souls with the whole crew. If you die, you switch to someone else. The salt would be unbelievable. Stevie can only be there for moral support lol

defialpro

I'd like to see you guys play mk11 and maybe some other games.

Lloyd Llewellyn

I have an idea. The roast of Stevie. Basically Stevie comes on the show and you shit on him for an hour until he has a rebuttal

Guthrie Stafford

DFF: The War on Drugs. Make it really long and take a lot of drugs.

Joe Rader

More DS9 reviewing!!

Gregory Wittenberg

What The Fuck Happened to Aliens

HiRoAZ

I want Stevie for every Flash Fried and more DD&DD

Jörmungandr

DFF=Diploma Mills: Scamception

Dennis

Do something on Bank Robberies

Złosiej Stępień

For 5k patrons, they should do Stevie (or whatever its spelled) episode, where they talk about his BS and roast him, while he's there.

Dad Bandicoot

DFF: Vince McMahon

Złosiej Stępień

Just giving a random topic for 5k patrons is lazy and lame idea. Ban those plebs!

LGStarman

Note: Please be eating Pringle’s while doing the show.

LGStarman

DFF= Pringle’s.

Noah Abrams-Smith

72 hour show

dean

36 hour show

DanMiller86

DFF 9/11

Toshiyatsu

DFF Hunter S. Thompson

Manuel Siefert

Put him up against someone... Maybe JLP vs. Dave Rubin

Manuel Siefert

DFF: The Deep Web

Serena Gatti

your guys' suggestions suck

Argowrath66

DDF - Runecape

Michael Allen CPA

DFF = French Fries

Puguin

Dff= black market cigarettes

DFF= Metal

Walter Mélon

DFF: Israel

Todd Newton

Do a whole month of DFF episodes as suggested by a pool of 8-9 patrons (each with their own suggestion). Put all suggestions (one per patron) into a hat or bowl and draw a suggestion out of it at the end of each episode for the next one.

ThornedKelp

DFF: Nostalgia Critic!!

nicholas cross

DFF: Mars

DFF ft. Kyle Kulinski

DFF= Drugs, Che Guevara, Illuminati, George Carlin

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

A revist to some of the DP antagonists. Or a episode on porn.

They did, the prohibition episode

Joseph Hollenkamp

A gameshow sorta thing like the wheel of torture back from DP would be fun.

DFF=ALCOHOL you guys could get drunk and talk about booze and its history

Michael Sewell

Uwe Boll resturant meet up

Adrian Voss

DFF = Unsolved Mysteries/ Cold Cases - missing people, unresolved murders, things like that - I adore true crime and id like to hear your opinions cold cases like Amy Lynn Bradley, Adam Blair, Johnathan Luna, or perhaps other chilling crimes yet to see an answer.

Canadian Attack Moose

Not gonna lie as much as I want a prison system DFF, you guys have already talked a tonne about it in various other episodes and back in the DP days. Maybe Lovecraft, or perhaps Psychology.

Danny Jones

I'd love to see you cover an entire Netflix documentary on something like The staircase murders OR Making a Murderer and have your entire input, thought process etc throughout.

PaLeBlUeDoT

Most embarrassing secrets revealed!! Like how The Howard Stern show did it when they moved to Sirius.

DFF = Stevie

Aleks G.

A genocide in a hard-to-pronounce country

Neil Fowlie

4500 patron goal.....................The Pimpmunk episode

DB

The Stevie episode

GlennDanzigsnutsack

Also more serial killers yo

GlennDanzigsnutsack

I really would like a Danzig or GG Allin episode.

GlennDanzigsnutsack

The only guest I want is Kyle during flash fried.

Daniel Savage

A biographical episode on all three hosts would be fun

An episode of Al Capone, or any other big gangsters, like Bugsy Siegel. The man who created Las Vegas. But also a crime spree throughout United States. Or John Dillinger, Billy the Kid, or Bonnie and Clyde.

Serena Gatti

nudes

Gilly

PRISON = DEEP FAT FRIED please

Jacob Caine

you cunts need to deep fat fry those fuckers in that shitty Drunken Piss-ants show anyone whos ever been involved in that shit is a fucking joke

Rasmus

DFF Prison

Wyndham Bostian

Nothing too big, just like an interview with Donald Trump or something.

Who knows. Bonus episodes i guess

Shave all the guys

Noah

DRUGS = DEEP FAT FRIED

Shave both Beards and Hair.

Ryan Lloyd

Dff TJ KIrk

David Lynch cinema for cynics marathon

Jeremy Geller

Dff

Jeremy Geller

Diff=YouTube (looking at origin prominent early internet youtubers and the culture, going into the addpocalypse and it’s modern look)

Talisen Amell

FOR THE EMPEROR

Talisen Amell

Cinema for Cynics of the single worst movies u could think of and I mean a few of them

MLGBernieSanders

Get a guest on, someone who is funny/ chill to talk to. You guys can also do a film commentary with a guest (but idk who would want to watch a shitty movie for 2-4 hours)

yanba

idk do like a 12 hour show

Joshmyninja

Double commentary or d&d part 2

SarahJRandomNumbers

THE SHAVING OF PAULSEGO! Basically, we shave him totally clean of hair, from top to bottom, and you do it live, only cutting away for the more "delicate bits" that are youtube unfriendly, and then you can auction the bag of his hair to a charity of your choosing. It'll be Youtube gold, and you know it!

Do an episode about warhammer 40k

Josh Jerome

On second thought that's not really goal-worthy, but you should do it anyway, that dude is a treasure trove of lunacy

Josh Jerome

DFF = Shia LaBoeuf

Sex Wizard

do an episode on Mortal Kombat

Jonathan King

Special Guest Episode, Celebration/Gloating Episode, and/or new Meetup

Alex Meandzija

yall should play a game of risk until everyone hates themselves

WC

Another Christmas-style DFF episode.

Ethan Disho

The crusades = DFF

Amerikan Wolf

top 10 real life animals that will probably kill you one day

I’d say bring a guest on

James Chambers

More awful presidents or Scotty’s bullshit episode

Cody Cropley

the life and works of Edgar Allan Poe

Alex Pulham

Stevie vs Paul naked mud fight to the death.

48 hour show with guests. Including DFF = weed. DFF = George Carlin. DFF = (insert awesome band here)

Berzerk

Drunken Peasants = DFF

DFF with a guest would be pretty awesome!

Nick

Have an actual guest on, someone smart and scientific

ez

DFF game of thrones

Matt Schilling

5000 patron goal: send me all they money you make for every patron over 5000 per month

jackson graves

3 way roshambo

PETER

A 2 day DFF event. Where we the audience get to have a day where we can ask questions and play Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons. Make it a weekend event.

Mattias Berggren

48 hour show!

Sir Drinkalot

Personally I’d suggest using the money to buy books etc. with even better information than before, and closer to the source. Since you’ve already upgradee the studio, not much is left to be done there. If perhaps an expert would be willing to be featured for modest but sufficient payment, maybe invest in that. The entertainment quality of the show is always outstanding, but if the informative aspect could be even further improved, that would truly be fulfilling.

TeaAndBiscuits

DFF with a guest, why not it would be fun.

Memoria

DFF = the ocean or DFF = Space something big! maybe an extended show?

John Morris

DFF= Oakland Raiders vs. New Orleans Saints

AkiK

Roy Cohn vs. Roger Stone or Gore Vidal vs. Bill Buckley

Max Schwalen

or i bet people would fucking love it if you guys did a dff on dp even though you guys surely wont want to lol. DP= DFF

Kristofer Foster

I dunno what you could do really, feasibly, but yeah a cool guest would be nice. but I think you can work something out that will be cool. not sure they'd be up to it, but I bet a wives/girlfriends episode would be really cool too. can't wait to see what you come up with!

Max Schwalen

MARIJUANA = DFF

Max Schwalen

I dont think dff needs “guests”, its not dp and it wouldn’t really fit the show.. its not like an interview podcast, its a topic podcast. Only way it would make sense is if they had an expert on whatever topic they are doing the show about on as a guest.

Ferdia

@Qartheros was correct! "TJ, Scotty & Paul = DFF (but presented by the wives and girlfriends)"

Mexican Zoidburg

Don't care about the topic, I just want to see Kyle Kulinski as a guest. I think it's about time that DFF had its first guest, and why not somebody as beloved by the DFF fans as Kyle

Austin Joiner

Seems like an extended show is popular, so why not an extended show that includes many of these other suggestions, win win

Aldo Hernandez

TJ & Paul doing a Banana Sex Tape

skype or discord of could be used for this. Make strict rules like 60 seconds and the line is cut. Make a game of it

Do a call-in show segment. Let patrons call in and talk/harass you/prank you.

Johnny Kamikaze

Review The Last Dragon

JJ321

They did that three times on DP.

JJ321

Endgame review.

JJ321

Top 10 worst Everything ever.

Siq Nox

More history shows in general -- especially those that we don't give much thought to, but somehow are quite interesting once you research it. Like a random president, and their accomplishments. The Black Death was a great show.

Qartheros

TJ, Scotty & Paul = DFF (but presented by the wives and girlfriends)

Tito Manfredo

DFF Whitewater Rafting Livestream!

Paweł Pawlak

I think that on this special ocassion we deserve a Stevie episode. BTW new Rammstein album is out and its pretty dope. Did Stevie wrote any of the songs?

Weird Fetishes = DFF

Mofojinkins

A DFF on the history of each pessimist, researched and presented by another pessimist. Ex: Paul = DFF, presented by Scotty.

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

THE RV TRIP AROUND AMERICA YOU FUCKING SCAMMERS!

Peter Adamson

The Pessimists = DFF

PizzaOverlord97

A 24 hour show incorporating all Pessimist Productions properties.

The Shaky Surgeon

Would love to see you guys take a trip to a foreign country and film your shenanigans. If that's not viable, perhaps bring TJ to a gun range and film his reactions to firing some firearms for the first time. If NEITHER of those are do-able, then maybe at least a long ass movie marathon would be decent.

Anderson Garcia

DFF = Brett Keane!

SpectralDecay

As an addendum, if it could be as good to the marathon lost to time that would certainly be worth it.

SpectralDecay

Movie marathon please

Fred Funkledunk

DFF = History of Social Credit / China/US Govt Surveillance. The introduction of AI and voice/body recognition with camera scans and listening devices into household/personal technology would be an interesting topic, and how it’s used.

Jay Devons

The long promised mythological 72 hour show XD

Thomas Levy

Scotty's colonoscopy video.

Canadian Attack Moose

3d model video of Blovius and instagrammia, voice acted by TJ and Paul. You know you waaaaant it ;)

Palanama

Rybi rides a sybian while Brett pinches her nipples

Swaggy_Patties

Dff=theblackpill

ScottS

I want to see Scotty, Paul and TJ sing an entire episode of DFF, I don't care what subject is, but it has to be a musical number.

William

DFF= Cringy fans

Rinpoo

A movie marathon for Cynics V.S. Cinema. (8, 12, or 24 hours.)

Oliver Zinn

Bret Kean episode.

Pagedleader

Road trip to Colorado and get high from some legal shrooms

Eric Stuart

Meet up in Florida so you can meet some Florida men/women

72 hour show

thomas behrens

Why not do a long show on musicians choose your favriot groups as well as some clasicd like ozzy nirvana Manson maby older and give us some of the more interesting history of whay made some of their greatest tracks so great

Moony Reel

Upload orgy to pornhub

Connor

Meet-Up in Detroit! lol

Wesohlee

Maybe an extra cinemaforcynics movie and a dank dungeons and drunken dragons episode. DFF: Circuses.

SomeGuy

Maybe get some notable guests on like, Hugo & Jake, Logiked, ShoeonHead, Creationist Cat, Kyle Kulinski, Contra Points etc. Do DFF's in relation to what there known for online. DFF=YouTubers in other words

Daniel Melle

Maybe make a list of cinema for cynics and let us vote on the movie

Daniel Melle

History of 4chan, or trolls in general

Fred Funkledunk

DFF = Social Media. The history of the most prolific platforms used today, who’s in charge of their operations, and how society uses & is affected by a certain app/media.

Neebsz

48 hour show

Clint

DFF=Canada

Ethan walker

DFF= RVS

nihilgeist

DFF = Mass Shootings

David

I'd like to add, more relevant movie commentaries. Like, the stuff they pick is so obscure, it doesn't hold my attention. The Anaconda one, as an example was good, because I feel like most of the audience had seen at at least once in their life.

Pengmaeda

Make Commentaries on all the movies on your top ten Worst Movies list. Not including Gods Not Dead, since of course you already did a commentary on that one.

justin Brown

Or more go to the movies and give us reviews.

Helly Selznick

Preferably NO CHEESE

justin Brown

How about we get a few chapters of a book a month, narrated by Paul and TJ. Dune?

Helly Selznick

A Fantastic Bowl Of Chili = DFF (cheese optional)

sajon

I like the history and biography episodes, so just pick something interesting

King Komodox

Meetup in Festus, Missouri

Ryan Gondek

Random Political Topic = DFF TJ goes as Lance Sloane.

Gamesick2077

Dff=Islam Vs christianity Vs Judaism

Ryan Gondek

An episode of Redneck History or Rednecks = DFF.

Trae Dandridge

DFF bad movie marathon?

Ryan Gondek

Putin and/or Russia = DFF TJ does episode as Kovar.

Woven in Hiatus

DFF drinking game

Nicholas

that'd be a good one, i'd also like to see them try out call of cthulhu

CodeWiskeySky

Dff joe rogan

Ryan Gondek

Aleister Crowley = DFF TJ does the episode as Skeletor.

dethkyle

48 hour show or try Vampire the Masquerade. It's like D&D but with a better rule system centered around solving things however you want. So it's got far better rules for doing thing outside of combat than D&D. That makes it a way better system for narrative driven campaigns.

Nicholas

More DD&DD

Brian Palmer

Make Paul shave half his beard.

MoppyPuppy

A DFF where TJ, Paul and Scotty present the topic each as a different caricature of a fat person. Fat voice, fat mannerisms, fat personalities and every few minutes the presentation devolves into talk about fattening comfort foods.

Justin Bulkley

Additional movie review every month.

YourEvilBoyfriend

DFF=Your Childhoods

MrFings

I don't think they're going to choose the one that's most popular, they're just looking for ideas

Jonathan M

Get Joe Rogan for an interview or guest episode!

Dustin Conklin

More movie commentaries.

Jonathan M

Meetup in New York City or Philadelphia!

Mr Canister

More on Chauncey, the best DFF member.

A meet up in Colorado would be cool. Get you some of that legal weed.

Alyssa Monet Mason

True, like Flash Fried for 5 hours lol

Venny

It's time... the 48 hour show. AND PLAY SOME MORTAL KOMBAT SO PAUL CAN GET SALTY

Wjyndigo

DFF= Glenn Beck PLEASE!

Mikael Blomster

Official DFF nude calendar

DFF=childhood inspirations.

SuperDarthKelly

How about a double feature cinema for cynics?

Dumplin Man

I second a psychedelics episode

JMan

DFF Jesse Lee Peterson!!!

Aaron

Haha!

I like the really long shows. so maybe something akin to that

Chris X

Storytime- tell classic, never heard before tales from your lives

it would be so awesome if kyle would be available to come on. if not an episode on fetishes/bdsm does sound pretty cool and would probably be a treat for tj

Chris X

Fuck yes!

Adam M Gash

John Lennon would be great too though

Adam M Gash

I think having a bantersode on politics with Kyle Kulinski would be amazing. I'm sure Paul and him would get into some great arguments.

Aaron

A guest here and there would really spice things up. Heck, someone to join them for Flash Fried would be nice as well on occasion.

Aaron Primack

Political shit, but extra long. The Flash Frieds are my favorite video categories.

GodsButtMonkey

Since you guys have already done D&D and seem to like it....how about try another pen and paper RPG like Shadowrun or Vampire the Masquerade.

Followz Trouble

Episode suggestions: Julius Caesar John Lennon The Console Wars Psychedelics Movie review suggestion: Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg. Holy fuck that movie is so bad.

Nikolas Q.

Kyle Kulinski on a political topic or Flash Fried

ICTOAN

Do an episode on something while on acid like the one on that obscure right-wing podcast.

Captain Teebs

I may have been high at the time but I seem to remember Paul saying he would wrestle an Aligator. I would very much like to see that! And don't just dress TJ up as an aligator, if i squint real hard I'd probably be able to tell.

Trippy dude

LSD=DFF

Michael Moloughney

Non family special guests

Trippy dude

LSD=DFF

danielg603

I would like to see guests. Same format just maybe people who are knowledgeable about different subjects or just interested in them. You guys have always been great with guests and I think it will enhance the show. Guests on Fridays would also help to build the Patreon

David

DFF = DP

Sam Tabatowski

War on Drugs episode on Drugs

106

Do a block of cinema for cynics where you review three movies you actually like.

Robert Dawson

This

Hyperblob

A fetish show would be interested

Chris Sliwinski

An episode on Tabletop RPG games in general. Or another one on D&D but about the different editions, modules, game stories, etc. Basically D&D as its played episode.

Jonathan Montellano

Have me and 2 other people DFF you guys!

GC1931

Another 24 hour show

Kiet N.

DFF special on a certain indivijul.

Ethan Stute

DFF=Stevie

Bring the Wheel of Misfortune concept to DFF. Ask the hosts questions that they have stated the answers to in previous episodes (things like "What year was Tim Allen born?") and subject them to things on the wheel for every answer they fuck up.

MinimusDongus

I AM THE COLD, PAUL. But you’re not worthless <3

Hypnotic Visionaire

Taking a Break would be a good idea, but if you are going to do something, I would say rent a studio and create a one of a kind show that lasts for 6 hours where the audience is able to join in for sections. I think that would make everybody happy

Nipples Peelov

Have they done one on fetishes yet? Also I'm partial to the 48 hr show and the topless show

Marlin Benson

RV trip

Dan Childers

Or challenge a conservative to debate on the show.

MinimusDongus

LUCY EPISODE, not sure on what don’t care. It’ll be great. Hell do it on lucy, you could even cover the Salem witch trials which may have been caused by ergot, the fungus lucy is made from. I THINK!

Yellow Curdled Ropes

12 hour show? That's probably too small of a suggestion though.

Bouszer

A real show on Brett Keane and all the shenanigans he's been up to. One last strike on the belly of the Manatee. I know it probably annoying that people ask all the time. I just had to ask for the nostalgia.

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

60 seconds in, and looks like it’s 48 hour show for the win

Dan Childers

TOPLESS STREAM

Wretched Spawn

Obligatory Brett Keane Suggestion

Marc Geener

Uwe Boll restaurant meetup

Christopher Smith

A dff roast!

kiefsaurus

Rank all past DFF episodes? Fuck. It is so awesome to see you guys smash this goal in a year. Tomatina since day one and I don't see it changing <3 congratulations, you guys.

Treaded Water

For you guys to take some time off. One, maybe even two weeks. In my opinion you guys are the best entertainers on the internet today and you deserve to enjoy the fruits of your labors. Go on vacation somewhere new and relaxing and come back ready to rain equal parts misery, laughter and outrage on the rest of us.

MrFings

Maybe another 24 hour show, or a 36 if you want to push it. I guess another 24 hour may seem repetitive

Xenos Nassar

Wow, you guys are making a decent amount of change now. Just keep up the quality, you pricks. Don't take our sheckles for granted.

Michael Valenzuela

Have Kyle Kulinski on your show and shit on crowder

DonnySlime

Bananagate part 2: the banana boogaloo

Alice Ekerson

DFF Orgy livestream

Dennis

Drunk episodes are always fun

Jazmin Magdaleno

I like it when you guys talk about news articles.

Bryce

You guys can do coke to stay awake

Josh Hayden

The return of movie reviews

ultrasound700

A 48 hour show.

Rob

Meetup at Universal Studios

Abby Danger

I would be up for another 24 hour show.

Malachai

Tj Asmr

Joshua Forbes

36 or 48 hour show

Brian Douglas

2nd the 48 hour show

Nicholas Montano

Another long as show cause thems the best! Or make Paul watch Manos the hands of fate.

Oliver Edward Morgan

How about a yearly 24 hour show while its over 5k? That'd be amazing.

Lord of Duck

Cool as ice cinema for cynics

Bryce

48 hour show

Peyton Bidwell

Theme Park Meetup in Orlando at Disney World or Universal Studios.