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Guided Meditation To Induce Nightmares

🕑 Added 2019-05-27 08:48:32 +0000 UTC

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Cretinous Swine

After listening to this before bed, I had a nightmare of sorts but it wasn’t about me. It was about this girl who was raped by her own brother, and I was some kind of law enforcer, and I had to explain to her that I couldn’t do anything to prosecute without hard evidence. Later in the dream she attempted to kill her brother, but failed, and I had to throw her in jail for the attempt. Then later in the dream her brother raped someone else, and so I had to throw him in jail too, except the only available space was in the jail cell with his sister who he originally raped.

Joel Miller

Honestly, TJ, you should start a guided meditation channel. Your voice in this is surprisingly soothing.

CodeWiskeySky

Wtf is this lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i love it

kaitlin rebhan

I didn't have any nightmare, but I did fall asleep.

Richard Cleland

I have horrific nightmares every night anyway.

kiefsaurus

By the way, this would be a massively successful "creepypasta" if you put it in the right places on Reddit.

kiefsaurus

I am fucking shooketh, man. Definitely not doing this, as I already experience sleep paralysis semi-regularly. It isn't always alarming. Sometimes it's just a very blank morning. But then, I'm unsure of what's really going on if I'm having a blank morning. I can tell you that it didn't help that I left my guitar out the other night and that wasn't a pleasant morning, lmao.

Joel Miller

I proposed that title a while ago! It would be brilliant if he made it official.

I'll try it out

Skeptical Jesus

TJ-SMR :p

Breonna Rice

I didn't have anything original generate in my head, probably because I'm too awake and too connected to the pains and twitches of my muscles rather than sitting my focus into my own head. It did remind me of a piece of a dream I had once though. I was in a hallway of an abandoned and deteriorating hotel(?) and the golden light of the setting sun shines through the boarded windows and cracks in the structure. Dust shines and flutters dimly in the dying rays. I choose a room. It's empty. The floors are wooden. The walls are peeled wallpaper. There's one half boarded window, and a door towards the far corner of the room. I walk my way toward the door and the floorboards creak and collapse. I try to climb back up and then a cracked grey hand violently grabs my ankle. Then another hand, and another, and a few more. There's just a hoard of death under the floor and they want to keep me there I guess. The next part of the dream was that I was dead I think(?) but I woke up in a vast valley of grey stones. The only thing to see was a tiny farm house, so far on the horizon it was a dot. Kinda reminiscent of the house in the middle of nowhere in Courage The Cowardly Dog. So I just start walking. I have a lot of vague and horrifying dreams that should be nightmares but I guess I'm just used to it. I enjoy it at this point. It's fun dreaming of all the death and pain and destruction. Far more entertaining than reality. When I was like six more or less I had a dream that I shot three people, ate their flesh, and hid in a dumpster when I heard sirens. So these dreams aren't new lol

Isaac Black

TJ you should do voice acting with the voice you used for this

Austin Snyder

I couldn't do it. When you mentioned the door, my mind went to a very specific door that I wish to never open. Also, my healthy lungs made my breath twice as deep, so my rhythm was thrown off.

John Becker

Had a few weird dreams after this, first i was doing some space travel with my brother, and I guess when we hit light speed reality became all disjointed, there were weird electronic noises, static, and my vision was a flashy and chopped up. Next I was smoking a bowl with my ex wife, I remember the bowl was black and tapped down, as if someone took a hit, then tapped it with a lighter. Don’t remember much of that one. Last one was I lived with my parents again and my mom was giving me all these rules and bitching me out. That was it

Chris X

Love it!

I thoroughly enjoyed this, it gave me the unsettling feeling I love. But I am sad (or glad) to say that I didn't have a nightmare. But please make more content like this, it's original and fun.

Thomas Burns

oddly realistic

Thomas Burns

meh better than nothing

Canadian Attack Moose

Just get to a point when you’re exhausted (staying up till around 22-24 hours in a row and passing out here and there then listen to some music of something in your childhood that freaked you out. Mine was Forest temple in Ocarina of Time.

Jeremy St.onge

I listen to guided meditations every night while going to sleep. I can't wait to see what horrors await me.

Berzerk

I love this; thank you

Justin Bulkley

I watched this last night and fell asleep like 5 sec in and had a nightmare. It was during the breathing portion. Lol

Robert Wolf

Most of my nightmares are getting in a car accident.

Connor

All my nightmares are about natural disasters, accidents and being in war. The worst one was when I dreamt I got shot in the head and bled out in the street. I’ve never been chased in a dream by some unknown, I think that would be interesting.

Justin Milette

What's the soundtrack ? Kinda like it.

haha thanks but i have constant tramatic nightmares anyway.

desu

So basically it's just like real life

Ethan Disho

Why would I try this? I like to dream about awesome shit not nightmares. In my Dreams I rule supreme.

Popadopolis

I thoroughly enjoyed the tone, guidance, and story line. This definitely has potential but the timing was definitely a bit to fast. Would benefit from a slower more drowsy pace.

SomeRandomCanadian

The fuck?

That was fucking awesome TJ. Thank you.

You ok TJ?

Jack of Tears

I can't listen to guided meditations because I can't stand people telling me what to think. I know it's a silly hangup from my childhood and that people are always telling me what to think in society, but sitting by and just absorbing someone else's ideas as if they are my own is antithetical to how I consume to world.

Just_A_Guy

Your NIGHTMARES will be so intense and vivid... I speak from recent experience. Woke up crying the other night. Wouldn’t recommend it.

McHitler

I have daydream-mares (I don't know what they're called, fuck it), like hell I want them at night too.

The Glue Boblin

Pretty sure this isnt tj. This is the stevey episode. The deamon at the door possesed him to do this video, but not b4 he ate tj paul and scooty pop.

Gary Czernick

I don't ever have nightmares. All my dreams take place in places I'm sure do not exist and with other people and animals I've never met.

Austin Snyder

I have some pretty wicked nightmares. Would have been perfect if I listened to this last night though.

Lamashtu

Awesome! it does, made me dream about a shadow stalking me, or maybe it was coincidence. Anyway, just need to be a little bit longer in my opinion

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Fuck you TJ

SarahJRandomNumbers

Scam situation!

PosterNutbag

Instructions unclear, got my dick chopped off by Freddy Krueger.

James Ritchie

I liked it. Another 10 minutes would have been ideal to get me to sleep. To anyone who smokes weed on a regular basis if you stop for a few days your dreams will be so intense and vivid!