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Episode 129 - Dick on The Crying Game

Download the MP3 | VimeoCivil War Games, Men Crying, hugging your kids with nuclear arms, the "Lethal Weapon" matinee in my pants, mom's crappy home WiFi, Johnny's dad's d*ck pic, Christopher the Kiwi proposes to his inmate girlfriend, Thanksgiving and everything wrong with it, f...

[LIVESTREAM] Drawing Thumbnail 129 - Mon 6PM PST

I'm drawing the thumbnail for tomorrow's episode on LIVESTREAM today at 6PM PST. We were going to make it white in memoriam of @CalloftheDeep, but I think Andy would have thought this was funnier. It's going to look someone stuck a Wacom pen up a cat's ass. https://www.youtube.com/wa...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 129 - Sun 11AM PST

CIVIL WAR GAMES, Digibro calling in, lifting, vaping, maybe an alpha cuck representing, forgotten legal documents, a very special Xmas present for Patreonis, and a real fuckin downer ending--AGAIN! Third time's a charm.See you Sun 11AM PST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqc9Q_M7nzE

Episode 128 - Dick on Bigger Balls

Download the MP3 | VimeoDIY saline ball inflation, the fattest woman in the world, P-Control, more broken toilets, the Boomer curse of braces, chicks measuring shit with their hands, the amusement tax, feeding as a fetish, an endless loop Mexican ranchero music, cucks in the mass shooting meme, a Fa...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 128 - Saturday 11AM PST

It's a new football friendly time for this week only!! Saturday at 11AM PST. I'm trying to get some record-setters to call in. A guy with DIY inflated balls, and the fattest woman on Earth. We'll see... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYlA18krbL0

Episode 127 - Dick on Killing Kids

Download the MP3 | VimeoDe-platformed from charity, ten counts of stalking, The Wall Street Journal kills kids, Asterios' sanctions court date, Save Our Pets stickers, how to get your girlfriend to lose weight, screwing over your coworkers, my anti-charity, hate speech, holocaust denial, and cel...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 127 - Sun 11AM PST

This Tuesday marks the 1-year anniversary of the Lolsuit. And what a year it's been! I think, I HOPE, that November will mark the beginning of the exciting third act...SANCTIONS ARE COMING. I'll talk about it on the show.Then, #Healstream fallout, a real cuck, more psycho shit, and good clea...

Dicktation - Demolition Man

Enhance your calm, query your boggles, and get ready to be fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute as Sean the Audio Engineer and I watch Demolition Man! Why don't we have formal tank tops? How do the three sea shells work? How can a naked lady make a video call on a wron...

Episode 126 - Dick on Staying Off the Internet

Download the MP3 | Watch the VideoMy truck gets dinged at Home Depot, Coach is mistaken for The Great Pumpkin, The Fed and how America's wealth was stolen on Christmas, Dr. Nurse calls in and says Maddox is repulsive, an Erotic Story from a real cuck, a porn star spergs out, Stove spergs out, a ...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 126 - Sun 11AM PST

DIY autobody repair, Dr. Nurse is calling in--unless Izzy BLOWS IT, cuckery, cockery, the #Killstream, and a guy who had a bad time on MeetAnInmate.com.Sunday at 11AM PST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YswNDKKJXEk

Episode 125 - Dick on Lengthening

Download the MP3 | VimeoThe greatest bonus episode in history fall out, the magical experience of being a best man with another man, a guy who got leg lengthening surgery calls in, illegal lotteries and the christian caliphate, Waut3rGate3: Cuck With a Vengeance, cancer kills your bank account, Crip...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 30 - Dick on Spreading Hips

VimeoMadcucks, Peach Saliva, Dame Pesos, and Coach read The Dr. Nurse/Maddox sexting leaks and provide commentary--this is commentary--on the most embarrassing meltdown and betrayal of the year, my new dating/stalking app, "Blurring the Line of Consent", a vote buying system, spreading hips,...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 30 - Dick on Spreading Hips

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 125 - Sunday 4PM PST

4PM PST. A new time for this week only!I've got a mountain of Goss and I've got to figure out what to do with it. Also, multiple legal updates. The Dick Show, the only podcast where everything is a lawsuit. See you then!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nu38ZbLbFs

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 30 - Thu 7:30 PM PST

We're covering a fuckload of leaks, each more hilarious than the last, and pretty much saving the union and the world. Tomorrow 7:30PM PST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0gNi0ZZ78

Episode 124 - Dick on Proper Grooming

Download the MP3 | VimeoSelf-replicating holiday decorations, Taylor from PKA calls in, "American Circumcision", a documentary on foreskin, high-pressure medical sales, and "Jewish calamari", unpopular uses for tampons, QR codes, Venn diagrams on meth and cryptocurrency, sexist artif...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 124 - Sun 11AM PST

Taylor from PKA is calling in. We'll be slaying goblins.Sunday 11AM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbGae3WL3jk

[LIVESTREAM] Dicktation Demolition Man - Wed 7:30PM PST

Hey everybody, Sean and I are going to watch Demolition Man starting at like 7:30PM PST tonight. Hop on the Discord if you want to join! We're watching the RARBG version. Sean doesn't even know how the three seashells work!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1m2eJQ73SgP.S. ragelottery.lol

Episode 123 - Dick on Getting the Band Back Together

Download the MP3 | VimeoA cold bidet, Sean agrees to get the band back together for Road Rage: Nashville, body building, female empowerment, and moms I wouldn't like to fuck, penis knowledge is power and other forms of male dominance, a fat woman chews on a pen at the bank, Owen Benjamin plays p...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 123 - Sunday 11AM PST

Hey, no politics this time, guys. Jeeeeeezus. Sorry about that!!! I'm totally calm now...calmer than you are.Owen Benjamin is calling in--maybe we'll have some dualing huge pianists, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts is calling in. Maybe Dr. Nurse. Please God, Dr. Nurse...C.U.N.S.Sunday at 11...

Episode 122 - Dick on The Mustard Song

Download the MP3 | VimeoThroat sweats from the #Healstream, raising money for children's cancer, the all-knowing time-wizards at the FBI, tone police, why we believe all women, Aydin Paladin explains traumatic memory and NPCs, Peach's mustard song, the #Compliance movement, Modern Medusa rea...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 122 - Sunday 11AM PST

I have many more thoughts on retaining walls and recycled concrete that I didn't get to last week. Also NPCs, Aydin Paladin, Modern Medusa, the #Healstream, and who the hell did I miss last week?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE-Gcv5iZU

Episode 121 - Dick on Unintended Consequences

Download the MP3 | VimeoMy obsession with retaining walls, my dad stealing koi, I finally find the mysterious Wage Gap everyone is always complaining about, my violent ranting gets a beautiful woman off on Drunken Peasants, why diversity is a weakness, frozen yogurt for Hitler, the death of Fight Ni...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 121 Sun 11AM PST

Just in the nick of time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFGzWE3MLg

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 29 - Dick on Moral Clarity

Download the MP3 | VimeoA Crime Analyst and formerly deputized FBI agent comes in to dissect the lies, tells, fears, and body language Maddox exhibits in his recent interview over the lolsuit, a secret Tinder weapon, Cody Wilson, and a litmus test for women that could save you twenty years in prison...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 29 - Dick on Moral Clarity

Download the MP3 | Watch the VideoA Crime Analyst and formerly deputized FBI agent comes in to dissect the lies, tells, fears, and body language Maddox exhibits in his recent interview over the lolsuit, a secret Tinder weapon, Cody Wilson, and a litmus test for women that could save you twenty years...

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 29 - Thu 7:30PM PST

We'll be going over all of the Super Chat's in Maddox's "It's a Wonderful Lie" Interview. Also, more inventions that other people already did. WTF, Sega... We'll probably be taking calls during the video playback, so hang out in the live show Discord if you want to hop in...

Episode 120 - Dick on Earthworm Jim

Download the MP3 | VimeoI am mistaken for a woman at bar trivia, half-drinked Diet Cokes in the fridge, Doug TenNapel calls in to talk about Earthworm Jim, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, the Jurassic Park video game, cuckery, lawsuits, gay marriage, my fan art, and harnessing the power of autism, Ma...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 120 Sun 11AM PST

Doug TenNapel is calling in! If you've got questions for Doug, post them below, or hang out in the Discord, maybe I'll take some live. Maddox's lawsuit against Asterios has been dismissed, JLH is coming back to read the news, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a very special call...

Episode 119 - Dick on Nachos on Dick

Download the MP3 | VimeoA 9/11 story to rule them all, fat women at the LA fair spill nachos on me, out of control snoring, forgetting your Leatherman, lost sunglasses and the time I got knocked out by a fish, #ComicsGate, when to ask for a girl's number, THOTs at sea and fisherman wisdom, Munda...