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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 29 - Dick on Moral Clarity

🕑 Added 2018-09-23 15:35:23 +0000 UTC

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Clyde Frog

"They're never going to get Cody Wilson." :( Sad day.

"I'm sacrificing for my dad's sacrifice." Shut the fuck up, you bitch. You haven't sacrificed shit when it comes to what people like your father and I did. I hope that he punches you in your stupid douchey face for saying that.

DatBoi

Meanwhile, his entire website is an advertisement for his delusion.

Lahna May

"Now Doug, you know this about me. For 20 years, 21 years now, I've not had advertisements on my website." *collective groan and laugh from Dick n Co, simutainuously with audience*

Jared

For the record, drug sniffing dogs definitely can smell drugs, and are trained to smell for them. The fact that they are (heavily) influenced by their handler is also true, but that doesn't mean that those dogs are just fucking props doing parlor tricks.

You realize psychology is as valuable as astrology. Might as well read a horoscope instead of trying to read body language.

The more I listen to this episode, the funnier it gets. I wish I could listen to this at work, but one of my speakers is blown, so... I'll just have to make sacrifices.

TwoSocksCalzini

These thumbnails are getting brutal, isn't it time you just make porn? There's always money in it.

Tom Jump Jr.

hehehe

and I lost my iTunes feed

I'm not gay, I just love getting Dick in my ear!!!

Tom Jump Jr.

i always feel like, someones stalking meeeeeee.

IT'S GANG STALKING!!!

Kevin Schaffner

Bout to get some dick in the ear.

Mark

Probably the most I've ever heard 80's girl laugh.

His sacrifice is not talking to his dad because he is deaf from one ear.

Mr. Neil

Yo, Dick. Maddox's rhetorical questions remind me of MundaneMatt on the Killstream. "Why would I do that?" "You've known me for years. You know what I'm about." Sounds really familiar, doesn't it?

J. S. Ling

From Asterios shouting in your ear?

Figwumberton

This is great awareness for deaf veterans! Call our hero veterans on the phone in 'mono', not stereo. I realize it can be physically unrealistic to hear a sound specifically going into a shell-shocked ear.