Episode 119 - Dick on Nachos on Dick

Benghazi was on 9/11 so technically your 9/11 story could be one-upped

Hey it's me Christian from Texas. Joe walked in the room and told me to stop complaining about the fat chick on Cosmo. Cheers.

The doodle show

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Ethan Van Sciver timestamp?

If anyone's penis happens to end up in anyone's mouth.....

I was watching a livestream of Maddox when one of your "dickheads" dropped some incoherent statements which maddox immediately deleted and made a mad face. It happened a few more times and I was intrigued. Fast forward a google search and I found you (again) Dick. I just want you to know that I wasn't a patreon donor to Maddox but I am for you.

Mr. Neil

I could piss myself laughing listening to Dick's Al Bundy.

My name is Larry Silverstein I have never missed a day of work in my entire career but on the day of 9/11 I took a sabbatical along with every single other Jewish employee in the building! Also there were no dancing Israelis goyim!

I'm calling squares quadrangles from now on

Mnemonic

The Grimm brothers collected folklore stories then published and profited of them. I don't think they give a fuck.

Big 'O'

Why not bring Jamie back in for a "News Babe" segments? She too good for us, now?

I feel like this could become a thing. (people 1 upping dicks 9/11 story)

Why do I have this really weird instinct to want to top Dick's 9/11 experience? Also, this diversity problem isn't limited to comics, they're doing it with board games too. I got into a huge debate with people on BoardGameGeek about some new board games, but especially one that was fairy tale themed and changed all of my Grimm's characters into asian, indian and african american characters. The Grimm's are rolling in their grave. If they really wanted to be diverse, they'd use characters from indian, asian and african folklore, NOT take characters from german stories and make them another ethnicity.

Matt Ruins Your Shit

what is it with morons and not being able to tell who works there and who doesn't. I was at a warehouse store where all the employees wear black shirts that say STAFF in bright yellow letters and some indian woman yelled from across the store for me to come assist her even though I was clearly shopping as well and was wearing a San Jose Sharks jersey. Absolutely shocked when I said I don't fucking work here. Then when I'm at work wearing my uniform with my fucking name tag people walk up all the time and ask "do you work here?"

holy fuck your al bundy never fails to make me laugh

The Gentleman Sausage

Towards the end of the pistol dueling era there was an advancement that sort of took the danger out of it: It was wax bullets. Of course nowadays you could probably just use paintball guns. I'm only bringing this up because if you used the real deal you'd probably get in trouble with the law. Otherwise dueling him with the real deal would be fine by me. This is all just food for thought. I'm not saying actually go pistol duel this guy. Just saying there are ways to do it safely and legally if you were so inclined. Knowledge for knowledge sake.

Dick, buddy, you gotta drink water if you're gonna drink all that beer

SacDragger

Holy shit! Rackets killed it!!

Is "You're swinging too hard" Dick-speak for "You're committing a big foul"?