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I woke up Monday with crippling tinnitus. Constant ringing in my head, louder than MY WIFE and ice hot stabbing pain. Excruciating. Really crazy stuff. I've always had a tiny bit of ringing in my ears from years of piano and radio and hearing loss, but this was something else. Even scritching my...

Episode 459 - Dick on Time is a Fat Circle

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjTickets for Road Rage/WATP Boston are up at live.dick.show, my deck is "finished" and I have questions, the speed of technology vs. fat incompetence, murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 po...

ROAD RAGE: BOSTON - JUNE 21 - TICKETS ON SALE NOW

IT'S TIME FOR THE LEGENDARY, TWICE IN A LIFETIME CROSSOVER EVENTTHE DICK SHOWWHO ARE THESE PODCASTSBOSTON - JUNE 21STTICKETS ON SALE NOWhttps://live.dick.showhttps://citywinery.com/boston/events/the-dick-show-and-who-are-these-podcasts-live-oy9jf6

WATP/TDS Crossover #31 - Fab Fatties, Fierce Fatties

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WATP/TDS Crossover #31 - Fab Fatties, Fierce Fatties

Rumble | StorjWATP/TDS LIVE TICKETS ON SALE SOON!!BOSTON JUNE 21ST

[LIVESTREAM] WATP / TDS Crossover Ep31 - The Fab Fatties & Fierce Fatty

Join Dick and Karl today at 5p ET / 2p PT for another crossover event! The Fab Fatties are three ladies getting caught up on their lives and being very "vulnerable." The Fierce Fatty, Vinny Welsby, is breaking down all of the hilarious fat tropes in media.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyWd...

Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjJeff Bridges names my son, the deck police chase some burglars, the wedding blackface painter is caught, Kanye blows the Fourth Reich, "You don't complain about Islam enough", a tribal contest to pick up a fat American woman, a gangster photoshops...

Episode 457 - Dick on Obesity Simulation Suits

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoExperts weigh in on experts, every deck in my neighborhood gets busted, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, the Department of War blocks me for telling them not to kill kids, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight...

Bonus Episode 97 - Dick on Happiness and Fulfillment

Rumble | Vimeo | StorjNocturnal Mexicans, a first-person shooter dating app, a God that hates taxes, fake golf, an attack dog that knows when your wife is spending money, POV and the annual Women of the Year awards, an evil Alexa that makes women lose weight, vibe coding, a funeral fleshlight, a ver...

Bonus Episode 97 - Dick on Happiness and Fulfillment

Episode 456 - Dick on The Liar's Fund

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjCooking with grease, a woman turns left in a large car, tariffs, Read Dead Redemption 2 is spoiled, Tinder for babies, a man is stabbed over a chair, a woman fixes the ghetto, a guy cheats on his girlfriend... or did he? Chinese Uber drivers, a Samoan sumo wrest...

Episode 455 - Dick on a Homeless Wedding

Download the MP3| Rumble | Vimeo| StorjNick Rekieta in studio, my wedding ring doesn't really fit, a homeless lady causes trouble, Harley Quinn's fart porn is released, a Rippatard round-up, 3D printed guns and the Supreme Court, financing a burrito, getting trapped in a suitcase by your gir...

Episode 454 - Dick on Slurping it Up

Download the MP3| Rumble | Vimeo| StorjMen melting down over Snow White, free soda for poors, Reddit on Severance, NYU is hacked with racist data, Andrew Tate sues everyone except for me, Manny Muskets opens for another white power comedy show, a Rippatard takes a picture of his mom's house, and...

Episode 453 - Dick on Tasting the Foam

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjI stub my toe, St. Patrick's Day is ruined, deporting violent criminals by Mario Kart, a girl learns about gravity on the moon, another non-English trucking accident, tasting impending diarrhea, the perfect woman vs. beer, Ethan Van Sciver calls in about Cyb...

Episode 452 - Dick on Drug-Head

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjFunko Pops ruin my marriage, mistakes in sharing a TV show, Florida goes after the Tates, transgender mice, rewarding teachers, a listener's wife nearly blows up their house, a woman gets both of her hands bitten off playing with a shark, pimps, banks, and c...

Episode 451 - Dick on The Horse is Fine

Download the MP3| Rumble | Vimeo | StorjMy life is reduced by two weeks, a prison for your bed, a fat woman nearly breaks a horse (but the horse is fine), reparations for crypto bros, a look into the fourth Reich of the Gaza strip, the Sh*tgularity, a listener writes in about autism, an all-woman sp...

Bonus Episode 96 - Dick on Ernest Audits the Fed

Rumble| Vimeo| StorjConcentration camps for men, the Mansoleum, Johnny embarrasses himself in front of Sean's cleaning lady, my new AI movie: Ernest Audits the Fed, a reverse nagging strategy, and Maddox's continuing chat with a fake psychiatrist; all that and more on this bonus episode of T...

Bonus Episode 96 - Dick on Ernest Audits the Fed

Rumble| Vimeo| StorjConcentration camps for men, the Mansoleum, Johnny embarrasses himself in front of Sean's cleaning lady, my new AI movie: Ernst Audits the Fed, a reverse nagging strategy, and Maddox's continuing chat with a fake psychiatrist; all that and more on this bonus episode of Th...

Episode 450 - Dick on Hungry, Hungry Hooters

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjHooters shuts down, government employees have to explain what they do, my allergy to spending money, the LAX wedding, a woman flies a plane into the ground, how the government ruined camping outdoors, lying is illegal in Germany, napkin deniers, people who say t...

Episode 449 - Dick on Goygamel

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjRugby, VIP liquor, a wedding gets messed up, a new single mom is born, Kanye's swastika shirts get refunded, the Vegas solar thing gets shut down, no more EBT soda, duelling vaccine experts write in, a VR game about having racist conversations, a fat woman s...

Episode 448 - Dick on The Sexually Offended

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjKanye presents the Hitler/fat women dillemma, the DOGE kids do too much noticing, a woman goes to Harry Potterworld, Trump takes over Gaza, Amazon drivers have to pedal their trucks, LEGOs are for boys, the NFL ends ending racism, Tony from Hack the Movies plans...

Episode 447 - Dick on Size-Inclusive Cars

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjI am robbed at trivia again, a woman flies a helicopter into a plane, a Nigerian scammer was running the US Treasury, a fat woman sues Lyft because she can't fit in the car, Canada goes on strike, and the Zen of scraping car rims; all that and more on this e...

Bonus Episode 95 - Dick on Fun Size Elevators

Rumble| Vimeo| StorjA helicopter crashes into a plane, girlfriend capacity emails, The Slimulator, a poop-weighing toilet, the plague of Idea Guys, conversation closers, a fat woman gets in an elevator, phone charging stations, and we continue Maddox's interview on the Dr. Joe Show, wherein Madd...

Bonus Episode 95 - Dick on Fun Size Elevators

Episode 446 - Dick on Eating Paste

Download the MP3| Rumble | Vimeo | StorjA woman pushes for size-inclusive rope, a woman misspells a football team, my mashed potatoes get thrown away, Trump becomes the supervillain president we need, ValueSelectTV gets in a car wreck (and comes in studio), Riley's lawyers call in about Texas ha...

Episode 445 - Dick on Generational Wealth

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo | StorjAlex Schaefer comes in to paint and hate the Federal Reserve, I fumble the generational wealth bag, Trump out sht coins the shtcoiners, TikTok is banned and the saved, a lady gets a top sugery, getting tangled up in hose, more not baby advice, two women swap cr...

TDS/WATP #30 - Dear Abby, Fierce Fatty

YouTubeJoin Karl and I as we get some advice for how to deal with our depression from a woman lying in bed who has just finished crying for an hour, and then we revisit the Fierce Fatty who describes an alternative life in which she never conquered her own anti-fat biases, a life full of marriage an...

[LIVESTREAM] WATP / TDS Crossover #30 - Tuesday 3PM PST

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Episode 444 - Dick on Fighting Fires

Download the MP3| Rumble | Vimeo| StorjLA burns down, Vito's Gaia's Cradle burns down, Ralph burns down, I take my Pokemon cards to the grader, a man poops in his car, the HMWH drop a banger of peace, three lesbians walk into a bar, Afghan Boomers discuss Bacha Bazi and/or Social Security, f...

Episode 443 -Dick on Counting Calories

Download the MP3| Vimeo| Rumble| StorjMeta introduces Black AI people, wrong questions at the ultrasound place, Null is told to lose weight and overreacts, giant boob vaccine sideeffects, a marine does a terrorism, I am banned from the Food Bank, the Magic Castle, the All State Ceo releases a messag...