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Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 19: We Are So Back
WE ARE SO BACK!!!!
Live from Philly!
In which Joan and Matt are back together in person! Aside from recapping our adventures, we also talk Britney Spears' memoir drop, Rihanna's alleged comeback, Kameron Michaels coming out story, Bravo lawsuits, and more!Source: Britney Spears returns to Instagram with cryptic message ahead of...
Delay on This Week's Bonus Episode
Hello Patrons!We are sorry to say that Joan has unfortunately come down with the flu and will not be able to record this week's bonus (and main) episode for the feed.While both Joan and Matt watched 2008's iconique Disney original 'Camp Rock' last night and planned to recap it today ...
When You Marry A Butch Queen...
In which we talk Ariana divorce settlements, RHOBH trailer, and Grimes/Elon's custody battle.Main Stories: Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez Settle Divorce Weeks After Filing [People] MAURICIO UMANSKY NOT DATING CO-WORKER LESLIE BEGA ... But His Dad Is!!! [TMZ] Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade enjoy c...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 18: So Sad So Sexy
This is maybe the toughest episode of Sex and the City yet!
Lobbying Against 'The Katy PERRY Act'
In which we talk Lil Tay's new music video, Britney playing with prop knives, RHOP returning, and the new 'Katy PERRY Act'?Sources: Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck appear to have heated discussion inside car after his intimate moment with Jennifer Garner [PageSix] RHOP Star Mia Thornton Sepa...
Disassociating At Kourtney Kardashian's Disney-Themed 'Baby Barker Baby Shower'
In which we talk Shannon Beador DUI updates, Tati Westbrook and seed-oils, and Kourtney Kardashian-Barker's possibly illegal baby shower?Sources: Pete Davidson and Madelyn Cline are dating [PopCrave] ‘Very affectionate’ Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce left Chiefs afterparty together [PageSix] ...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 17: Anal Is a Manifestation of Eternity
We're back this week with season 2, episode 17: "Old Dogs, New Dicks." Charlotte is confronted with the horror of forced circumcision, Samantha meets an egg she dated, and Carrie and Miranda learn you can't change men, but men can change for themselves, and to their benefit.
The Meredith Marks Academy of Dramaturgy
In which we talk Ariana Madix's Lifetime debut, Jen and Lizzy's joint prison slay, continuing WGA-SAG strike, and RHOC/RHOSLC drama!Sources: Ariana Madix Stars in Meaghan Good's Lifetime Movie 'Buying Back My Daughter': Watch the Trailer [ET] Jen Shah Has Reportedly 'Bonded&#...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 16: Something Shifted
We're back this week with season 2, episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. The girls have questions for Carrie about what could possibly be different about her relationship with Big this time around. Her answer? Something shifted.Something shifted!
The Real A**holes of Late Night TV
In which we talk Kylie and Timothée's relationship debut, Elon and Grimes' surprise 3rd child, Drew Barrymore crossing the picket line, and Jimmy Fallon's fall from late night TV.Links: Kylie Jenner, Timothée Chalamet get touchy-feely during date at US Open tennis final [Page Six] Elon...
Labor Day Break
Hello GAGs!Joan and Matt will be taking Labor Day off this year so there will be no E4F bonus episode dropping this week (however BWU w/ Alex will still be posted at the end of the week as usual).As a note, will be doing an extra-special bonus episode next week where we review and dissect Ariana Gra...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 15: Call Your Therapist
We're back with another classic episode, season 2 episode 15: "The Chicken Dance." This episode is about the long term effects of being a slut from the '90s. Get into it!
Ariana Grande Said Kill Everyone (Part Two)
In which we talk more about Ari's "diva" moments, her alleged 'feud' with Mariah Carey, and a disgruntled dad's mission to take down her career.Sources: Ariana Grande Emotional Over Mariah Carey Approval [YouTube] Mariah Carey and Ariana Grande Carpool Karaoke! [YouTube] Aria...
Banishing Bethenny Frankel To The Shadow Realm
In which we talk Scooter Braun's flop era, Logan Paul walking out of Oppenheimer, NBC & Bravo lawsuits, Jack Antonoff’s wedding, and hoagies!Links Justin Bieber shuts down rumors he’s splitting from longtime manager Scooter Braun [Page Six] Hailey Bieber calling shots in hubby Justin Bieber...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 14: Cheat on Your Boyfriend
We're movin' on to season two episode six, "The Cheating Curve," in which Carrie makes a series of escalating decisions that are both nonsensical and sort of a slay.
Ariana Grande Said Kill Everyone
In which we talk about RHOC encounters, Ariana Grande's alleged 'Diva Moments,' and our thoughts on the latest RHONY series.Links: Ariana Grande’s diva moments, September 23, 2014 [Page Six] Even Ariana Grande’s life coach can’t work with her [PageSix] [September 22, 2014] Jennette...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 13: Girl, Fuck You
The beautiful women discuss season 2 episode 5, "Four Women and a Funeral," but mostly fixate on the loveless reunion of Carrie and "gay ass Rick Owens owning" Aiden in And Just Like That...Sarita Choudhury, you will always be famous!
"Bravo F*cking Bravo"
In which we talk the Morgan Wade of it all, cursed Vanderpump spin-offs, and the unionization of Housewives.Links: Morgan Wade Addresses Kyle Richards Rumors [Instagram] Kyle posted and deleted after 14 minutes [Twitter] Kyle Starring in Morgan Wade’s New Music Video [Instagram] 'VANDERPUMP RU...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 12: I Hate My Hoes
This is a personal favorite episode of Sex and the City, as the women battle single womanhood and more importantly, an army of hoes that seek to ruin everything.
Put On The Revenge Wig
In which we talk about the 'Wonka' trailer, Cardi B's impeccable aim, a spooky Ariana Maddix inspired wig, and Taylor Swift earthquakes.Links: Roald Dahl, the Caribbean, and a Warning from His Chocolate Factory [Harvard Review] Britney Spears won’t reunite with sons before they move to...
Ariana Grande and Rachel Leviss’ School for Side Chicks
In which we talk Barbenheimer weekend, Pump Rules Tahoe cast trip, Kyle Richard's divorce updates, and Ariana Grande's new Sponge-Boo!Links: Busy Philipps Says She’s ‘Psychic,’ Claims Ability to See ‘Things in the Future’ [Variety] America Ferrera Reveals Her Guilty Pleasure Is ...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 11: Carrie Bradshaw’s Orphean Myth
Re-uploaded with better audio!!Speak no evil and tell no lies, lest you end up in Carrie Bradshaw's FREAK SHOW!!!This is absolutely our favorite episode of the series yet, and we simply could not stop talking about it. Carrie loses her mind, Charlotte can't stop getting head, Samantha journe...
Taking A Vacation From Our Vacation...
In which we talk bulletproof SKIMS, RHONY debut, SAG-AFTRA sabotage, and Erika Jayne propaganda.Links: Lindsay Lohan gives birth, welcomes first baby with husband Bader Shammas [PageSix] Britney Spears to Join Will.i.am on New Single ‘Mind Your Business’ [Variety] Emily Blunt: ‘Emaciated’ Ci...
Fran Drescher's War On The AMPTP
In which we talk SAG-AFTRA strike, Britney's upcoming memoir, and updates on RHOBH's Kyle-Mauricio split.Links: Joe Jonas needed ‘lots of therapy’ after pooping in his white pants on stage [PageSix] Kroy Biermann claims Kim Zolciak gambled away $1.5 million during marriage in bodycam foo...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 10: Rush Is For Losers
Rush is for losers who fall for bad branding! At least that's what Alex thinks.We have a fight this episode over whether season two's premiere episode is very good or not, and the results of the split between us might surprise you! Elsewhere, Alex plans a hookup and Joan airs some grievances...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 9: I'm Just a Freak Yeah
It's the season one finale of Sex and the City and Joan and Alexandra would literally rather talk about anything else: breakups, sex noises, small dicks and extra large dicks, The Idol, Che Diaz's war on America, and some other stuff you'll have to hear for yourself.Come on in! The oily ...
The Near-Constant Aerial Gymnastics of Aubrey O’Day’s Instagram Account
In which we talk about Kyle Richards iOS press release, Aubrey O’Day's amazing Instagram, and Pink's near-constant aerial gymnastics!Links: Brandi and Aubrey [Twitter] / [Instagram] Adele Jokingly Dares Concertgoers to Throw Things at Her: 'I'll F**king Kill You' [ET] Brandi Gl...
July Bonus Episode Update!
Hello our lovely Patrons,As we have been talking about on the pod for the past few weeks, we are taking a break from our main feed for remaining month of July so we can can get some much needed R&R!However, our Patreon will still post weekly bonus episodes for the rest of July, only change will be t...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 8: Many Such Cases
We're back to sucking dick in the worst way this week on Beautiful Women Updates! Despite some minor audio issues, Joan and Alex dive deep on after-sex rituals, "collapsed doggy style," what constitutes too much ass being ate, how to steal from the grocery store, and why on goddess's...
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