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Fixed Audio - #DivaDownUpdates: Diva Down, Like Really Bad!
UPDATED NOW IN GORGEOUS STEREO, APOLOGIES FOR THE WAITAbout:In which we talk OceanGate updates, Kim Kardashian scabbing, Billionaire UFC fights, and everything latest with Love Island.See this post's attachment for a beautiful and totally normal imageSources: TITANIC SUBMERSIBLE VICTIMS HONORED ...
#LaysAmbassador Bebe Rexha is Pride's Strongest Soldier
In which we talk about Joan's #Scandoval show in Brooklyn, killer orcas, Gaga's instagram, non-binary Pixar movies, And Just Like That updates, and why Bebe Rexha should be protected at all costs.Video version soon to upload for those who subscribe to the Girlboss Alliance tier!Sources: '...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 7: Keep the Wig On
The girls have been away for a week and they have lots to discuss: Dylan's new wig, the lost art of men who are sluts, and Samantha Jone's transcendental rejection of traditional motherhood. This is one of Sex and the City's greatest episodes... ever!
Pride merch now live!
In honor of corporate sponsorships and men, we've put together a mini pride collection on our website for everyone looking to show off their support of the LGBTQ+ community :-)Check it out!
The Ultimatum: Queer Love Is an Anarchist Manifesto
We meant to talk about a lot this episode, but instead, all we could find time for was an hour on The Ultimatum: Queer Love! It's hell.Video will be uploaded on a slight delay!
Video episodes are coming!
Hello all!I spent the last hour re-arranging her middle part for this very special news: WE HAVE VIDEO BONUS EPISODES NOW!Starting this week, Joan and Matt will be available in crisp, hi-definition videos each week on our brand new $8 tier, Girlboss Alliance.We know the economy is sort of crashing a...
Does Taylor Swift Remember 9/11?
We're back to terrorize your audio feeds!Links: Natalie Portman all smiles during solo outing amid Benjamin Millepied’s alleged affair [Page Six] Bikini-clad Megan Fox flaunts curves after saying she ‘never’ loved her body [Page Six] Inside Prince Harry, Meghan Markle’s ‘all-American...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 6: Nonbinary People Should Never Laugh
We're instigating a war on nonbinary people this week as Joan and Alex declare that Stanford Blatch is the worst dresser in all of New York City. Elsewhere in season 1 episode 9, Samantha battles a chaser in Helmut Lang and Carrie Bradshaw has a panic attack about heterosexuality and phone sex.
Life After #Scandoval: Folie á Deux (feat. Shamira Ibrahim)
Our conversation with Shamira continues right after the end of our last episode, featuring conversations about the new documentary, The Randall Scandal, the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Bravo's latest crop of new shows, and more!There's LOTS of insider tea this episode, s...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 5: Gorgeous With Big Boobs
Carrie and the girls find themselves in a series of unethically non-monogamaus situations this week in season 1 episode 8. Plus, discussions about Grindr profiles, big boobs, and the curse of being too beautiful for pity engagement on Twitter!
2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Sexy
In which we talk thrift shopping, Zoey Deschanel's Instagram, Bravo' new Dancing Queens, and movie of the millennium Fast X
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 4: Ethically Non-monogamously Sucking Dick
We're sucking dick at the ethically non-monogamous factory this week on Beautiful Women Updates! Alex shares a story about a fraternity futon, Joan reveals the worst place she's ever sucked a dick, and both wonder if Carrie Bradshaw will ever get help for her undiagnosed mental health proble...
The Episode Where We Hate Succession...
In which we talk Yellowjackets, Succession, Drag Race All Stars, RHONY, The Randall Scandal, and much more!Links: Madonna, 64, getting 'ridiculously close' to Colombian star Maluma, 29 [PageSix] Royal fans think 'cringe' Kate Middleton faked playing piano for Eurovision [PageSix] Ken...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 3: Injured Divas
This week, Alex and Joan discuss the impact of Nicki Minaj's "I Endorse These Strippers," injured diva George Santos, and why on earth Miranda thinks Samantha is a "dime store Camille Paglia."Also, we break down the latest clues that Samantha is a transsexual icon, including her ...
Vanessa Hudgen's Demon Summoning Documentary... Jail! (Fixed)
(Our episode uploaded with slightly wonky audio, but it should be fixed now!) Vanessa Hudgen's "Dead Hot: Season of the Witch" is the most infuriating piece of media we've ever watched in our lives. Go watch it immediately.Also, please be nice to Joan over the audio errors... she has...
Beautiful Women Updates (Ep. 2): A Cunty Little Joint
In today's episode, Joan and Alex mostly ignore episodes 3 and 4 of Sex and the City season 1 to instead talk about Miranda's gay panic, Samantha Jones' life as a post-op trans woman, and why Carrie Bradshaw has an obvious and unmedicated mood disorder.Likewise, Joan gives an update on h...
Leftovers: Casting Spells at Lisa Vanderpump's Haunted Necropolis
Links: After Beyoncé Failed To Work It Out With IRS, She Filed A Petition In Tax Court [Forbes] CBS could no longer afford to produce 'The Late Late Show with James Corden' as it raked in less than $45M but cost up to $65M to make, LA Magazine reports [Insider] Sydney Sweeney, fiancé Jonat...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 1: Pleasure vs. Obligation
Welcome to Beautiful Women Updates — a podcast about being sexy, rolling joints, and talking about Sex and the City! Together, Joan Summers and Alex V. Green talk through two episodes of their favorite show at a time, using each as a jumping off point for whatever comes into their head. Sucking, f...
Backstage at Erika Jayne's Reno Casino Residency
In which we discuss Denise Richards and #RHOBH, Erika Jayne's Vegas residency, Patti LuPone and Kim Kardashian, Twilight / Harry Potter TV remakes, and the loss of the Blue Checkmark.Links: Emily Ratajkowski ‘didn’t expect’ Harry Styles kiss to go viral, ‘feels bad’ for Olivia Wilde [P...
Live From the La Quinta x Coachella Mega Yacht With Ariana Madix
In which we talk ‘Wicked’ set controversy, D-list Coachella drama, and the latest with #ScandovalLinks: Leonardo DiCapro & Irina Shayk Hang Out 2 Nights in a Row at Coachella [JustJared] First 'Wicked' Set Photos Cause Controversy and Drama [Paper] Katy Perry will performer at King Charl...
Oh John Wick 4, Drag Race, and 90 Day Fiancé
In the covid brain fog of it all...Sources: 'Real Housewives of New Jersey': Jennifer Fessler Claims She Had Sex With James Gandolfini 'More Than Once' [ET] Pussycat Dolls' Kaya Jones Says She Was Pressured to Have an Abortion While in Group [ET] Gigi Hadid Reveals 'Exception...
Miss Covina Has Got Us Again...
Hello and good morning/afternoon to our lovely patrons,It is with great sadness I, your local artisan, have to break the news that our dear co-host Joan Summers has unfortunately come down with a case of COVID-19 this morning and will not be able to record our bonus episode today.Depending on how we...
No Like, Totally Yeah?
This week we talk California accents, Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash win, Ariana Grande in Wicked, Kim Richard back on #RHOBH, updates with #Scandoval, and our thoughts on Drag Race final four!Links: Gwyneth Paltrow wins ski crash trial, awarded $1 in damages [PageSix] Man suing Gwyneth Paltrow over ...
Justin Bieber's Purgatorio
We never have to talk about Justin Bieber again...
Did Gwyneth Paltrow Serve Mother?
In which we talk Gwyneth Paltrow’s American Crime Story, Zayne and Selena dating rumors, Gaga’s Folie à Deux, and the latest with #Scandoval
Keeping An Eye Out For Selener ("My Mind & Me" Documentary Recap)
In which we recap Selene Gomez' harrowing 2022 Apple TV documentary "My Mind & Me"
The Vanderpump Rules Primal Scream...
Updates on #Scandoval, Austin Butler’s accent, Liam Payne’s new face, comedians being dumb, plus Gwyneth Paltrow’s hit-and-run case.Links: Austin Butler Reveals Why the Debate About His Voice Makes Him Self Conscious [Just Jared] JLO PUTS ON A REALLY BIG SHOE!!! As She And Ben Scramble To Clos...
A #Scandoval Update...
We breakdown the latest in the Vanderpump Rules scandal as well as recap Joan's spiritual journey to the eastern seaboard.Sources: Peter Madrigal: I ‘dismissed’ signs of Tom Sandoval, Raquel Leviss affair [PageSix] Tom Schwartz calls Tom Sandoval ‘a piece of s–t’ amid ‘Scandoval’ d...
Live... from Ariana Madix's Valley Village Crisis Control Center
“Every morning when I wake up, I realize it wasn’t just a nightmare. It’s real. 😭💔 #TeamAriana” -Scheana via TwitterSources: TOM SANDOVAL & ARIANA MADIX CALL IT QUITS … Allegations He Cheated With Costar Raquel Leviss [TMZ] Tom Sandoval, Raquel Leviss talked ‘inappropriately’ for...
Ashley Darby Married a War Criminal??
In this week’s bonus episode, we talk about 24-hour coffee shops, Kyle Richard’s Ozempic allegations, Gaga dog theft updates, and RHOP’s Micheal Darby owning the majority of Somalia’s land?Links: Kyle Richards calls out Melissa Gorga for assuming she was taking Ozempic [Page Six] Kelis and h...
