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Beautiful Women Updates (Ep 33): Live from Philadelphia, Fuck Yeah Boy
In an extra special double episode (s3e8 + s3e9), the beautiful women come at you live from Joan's sofa in beautiful Philadelphia to talk about love, sex, and the metric system.
Pop Crave STUNS at the DNC
In which we talk Buying Beverly Hills cancellation, Marcus Jordan nose candy, Pop Crave at the DNC, and Katy Perry’s ecological disaster.Skips:Life goes on: Mauricio Umansky packs on PDA with girlfriend Nikita Kahn in Mexico after Netflix cancels show [PageSix]Doja Cat flashes bra as she holds han...
Axiomatically that is…
In which we talk high school brats, the flop of Kyle Richards, Alec Baldwin’s VERY busty wife Hilaria, and updates to Joaquin Phoenix’s departure from the Todd Haynes production.
My One-Sided Beef with Ben Affleck
In which we talk the continued fallout of the olympics opening ceremony scandal, Ben and JLo's endless divorce rumors, Jamie Lee Curtis and Marvel, and much more!
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 32: We Talked About Comphet Again
We're here! We're not queer! We're gay guys trapped in women's bodies! Talking about Sex and the City season three episode seven, "Drama Queens".
La di da di da... Slob on me knob
In which we recap our summer breaks and the hell of international travel, what we're watching and reading, thoughts on the latest season of OC, and much more!
We'll be back next week!
July passed by in a flash! We've missed you all, and we have so much to talk about!What do you want to hear us talk about in Monday and Wednesday's episodes?
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 30: Lez Out July
We're back! Again! Sex and the City S3E6, "Are We Sluts?" is the episode on everyone's lips but ours! Mostly we talk about my date from hell, Alex's body tea, and eventually, the show we do this podcast about.
Poppers, Brat Summer, Anarchist Raves, and Malia Obama?
In which we catch up on brat summer, pride, and the stranger-than-fiction encounter Matt had with Malia Obama at an underground anarchist rave? We also talk Love Island, Kylie and Timmy’s latest movie date, Kanye and Bianca lawsuits, and JoJo Siwa’s latest pride performance.Skips:Taylor Swift en...
Getting Argyria From MIA’s Silver-Weaved Tinfoil Hats
In which we talk RHOC, JLo and Ben headlines, JT’s DUI, MIA's new dystopian-chic tinfoil hats, M3GAN spinoffs, and Chappell Roan discourse.Skips [DailyMail UK - JLO Edition]:Jennifer Lopez puts on a brave face at Dior PFW show but hides her hands under leather gloves after husband Ben Affleck ...
LIVE SHOW TEASER
Hey everyone! You might have seen this on Twitter and Instagram... we're teasing it everywhere, but since you help keep the lights on around here, you're the first to know: We're doing a live show, and we have a date, time, and location!We'll share official details soon, but figured ...
Katy Perry You Will Never Be Famous…
In which we talk vaginal rejuvenation with Alexis Bellino, Katy Perry’s new Arca x Wish.comaesthetic, Scooter Braun retirement, and Kenya Moore’s fumbles on RHOA. Skips:Blake Lively Jokes About 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' Sequel While Wearing $19,000 Jeans [People]"Gag Order&...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 30: Europe Made Me Worse
We're back friends! This week we lightly discuss SATC S3E5, but mostly we gab like girlfriends and catch up on Alex's jaunts through Europe!
Raytheon Employee Alex Baskin
In which we talk Matt’s new short film, JoJo Siwa at pride, Megan’s controversial album cover, The Baldwindos on TLC, and VPR’s demise.Skips:J LO AND BEN SELLING MARITAL HOUSE ...Divorce Imminent [TMZ]Sydney Sweeney drops $70K on beach vehicle for her new $13.5M Florida estate [PageSix]La dolc...
The Masculine Urge to Host an Architectural Digest Tour
In which we talk Ice-T telling Lenny Kravitz to f*ck, Zachary Quinto’s meltdown at a Toronto dining hall, cursed AD house tours, Madonna lawsuits, and RHONJ’s canceled reunion special.Skips:Maya Hawke is fine with nepotism: 'I'm comfortable with not deserving it and doing it anyway' ...
Not The Slammer!
In which we talk Furiosa flop, Nicki Minaj’s live-stream arrest, Google AI followup, Gaga giving her team COVID, and much more!Skips:‘Furiosa’ Just Barely Beats ‘The Garfield Movie’ in Disastrous Memorial Day Weekend — the Worst in Decades [Variety]Chris Hemsworth Arrives Back in Austral...
The Anti-Slay of Anya Taylor-Joy
In which we talk Alabama music festivals, Ben Affleck's 'temporary insanity', Furiosa production scandals, and Chat-GPT's evil rise.Skips:AMBER ROSE BACKS DONALD TRUMP FOR PREZ 2024 ... Sparks Backlash [TMZ]Dorinda Medley: The best place to meet men is an Upper East Side funeral home...
Drowning Divas
In which we talk Joan's harrowing bidet installation, Bieber babies, random punching attacks in NYC, Dorit and PK's divorce, and much more!Skips:Kathy Hilton confirms husband Rick’s favorite chicken dish at Cheesecake Factory after viral video mystery [PageSix]Kylie Jenner almost spills ou...
Gypsy Rose? She's Serving And Slaying!
In which we talk Drag Queen etiquette, Dula Peep's flop era, Gypsy Rose at SUR, and Ariana Madix's escape from Bravo.Skips:Kelly Osbourne Says Bad ‘Bathroom Etiquette’ Kills Relationships: ‘As Far as I’m Concerned, Nobody Poops’ (Exclusive) [People]Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick ...
Get Behind Us Angelina Jolie
In which we talk Justin Bieber crying, Britney's settlement, Doris and PK woes, Brad Pitt continuing to be evil, Bravo lawsuits, and more!Skips:Meryl Streep reveals Nicole Kidman skinny-dipped every morning filming ‘Big Little Lies’ [PageSix]Zendaya and Tom Holland Have Discussed Marriage, S...
#RIP 💔 #LinkInBio
In which we talk Drag Race S16 finale + AS9, Jennifer Lopez's tour re-brand, Housewife home-invasions, Brian Cox being a stunt queen, and much more!
Joan Summers: Places Unknown
Since we missed our bonus episode last week, Joan recorded a very special travel diary on her cross country road trip with all her belongings, from San Francisco to Las Vegas to Nowhere, Utah to Denver, Colorado to Lincoln, Nebraska to Iowa to Chicago, Illinois and back down to Indiana to Cincinnati...
Schedule Update!
Hello GAGs, just wanted to let everyone here know that since Joan and Matt were traveling early this week, we will be posting our bonus 'leftovers' hot topics episode later this week alongside our mainline episode! We will be catching up on everything we've been missing over the VPR deep...
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 29: Vintage Biphobia
Au revoir, ladies!
UPDATE: Au Revoir Vanderpump Fools!
As you have probably been able to tell based on our recent recap episodes, with the finale of our 'Vanderpump Fools' series this week we will also be ceasing our Patreon episode recaps of the currently airing Bravo series. Going forward our weekly bonus episodes will resume back to general h...
Put Away That Chicken Satay...
In which we talk taxes, Todd Haynes movies, and our final recap of VPR S11E11 + The Valley.
They Touched Their Pee-Pees?
In which we talk anime and Final Fantasy, hoarding data in the age of streaming, and our recap of VPR S11E09 + The Valley!
Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 28: Female Misogyny
This week, we're being predictable, and talking about Sex and the City again! Season 3, Episode 3!
"It's Been Giving Infiltrating"
In which we talk weekend shenanigans in NYC, titties at drag brunch, our recap of VPR S11E8, as well as the premier of The Valley!
Her Spirit Bit Me...
In which we talk what we're watching, zodiac charts, and our recap of VPR S11E7!
