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I broke YouTube

Why is technology hard?And other questions that have no answers.It seems that everytime I use technology, shit just doesn't work the way I think it should. Everything is always more complicated than I assume, impossible when it should be possible or the most basic things I attempt turn out to be...

Fireflies

I've been wanting to do something with this recording from the park since I filmed it last year. I managed to capture beautiful and serene fireflies in the foliage (though every time it's a challenge to hunt them down as they seem to relocate as soon as you point a camera in their direction....

the best sandwich

Hi everyone, I hope you're doing well. I've come to brighten your week with one of my favorite quick lunch, brunch, breakfast, second breakfast, snack food recipes ever. Unlike the other recipes I've posted, this one isn't about following instructions - it's about 3 key ingredien...

☽ My Witchy Glow Up Routine ☾

I'm done! May can officially come now!I hope you enjoy this bonus video from April :) If you did, like this video or post because I spent 15 hours editing thank youMay bonus poll will be available soon

Zen Livechat

thank you to everyone who made it :) it was awesome and I'm looking forward to the next one!

⛥April Q&A

Merry Beltane everyone! I hope you're enjoying this wonderful day no matter the weather. It's always a party with gods and spirits around and I will be spending my day making offerings and recovering from burnout. Though I'm a little low on energy, I still want to be catching up with thi...

BURNOUT bullet list

Watch out for these signsHey everyone, I hope you're doing alright. I have something rather atypical to share with you but nonetheless something I think has the potential to save someone's ass.I couldn't help but notice that the past two weeks I've been living on the verge of a meltd...

☾ April Ritual

I put you all in a spell jar for calm and sleep. It contains lavender, chamomile, cinnamon, celestite, shungite, jasper, lepidolite, lapis lazuli and fluorite. These provide, in order, energies of calm nerves, tranquility, magic boosting, anti-anxiety, stability and protection from negativity, groun...

Hypnotherapy for a Crisis

Every so often I make a video where when I watch it back (proofreading), I feel like I am fulfilling my life purpose. This is one of them.Ever since the pandemic became a serious issue, I've been feeling people's panic and chaotic emotions which sparked in me a deep desire to keep you calm a...

🍁 Maple Bacon French Toast

Pancakes, waffles or french toast? If that is the question, yes is usually the answer.I often put up recipes for bonus video choices on the mega tier and they usually get a good amount of votes, yet never quite enough to become a video. So I hope I can brighten your day with some wicked cookery as i...

⛥April Livechat

announcing this month's live chat for early May! I hope this works for everyone: Sun, May 3rd, 7PM Berlin time and we will be doing whatever I feel up to that day. Sorry I'm super busy and can't plan that far in advance. Maybe I'll show you my apartment we'll see :) looking forwa...

⛥April Download

I'm just gonna give you these by default every month now XD Enjoy your mp3 download of my most artistic video yet :)

All About Crystals BLOOPERS

surprise bloopers! enjoy. I'm not saying it'll make up for the delay in main videos but I hope I can make you laugh :)

All About Crystals

Finally, the bonus video that won back in March is here! Sorry it's taken so long. I'm kinda working on multiple things at the same time and in one of those crunches where I honestly don't know which one I will finish first. But in the meantime, watch me tell you about some of my crystal...

the beauty of new beginnings

Hi guys, I just wanted to pop on here and say sorry for the absence. My new video has been consuming every single nerve I have left and while I make a point of working on it every day, it's just so extravagant with all the sounds and having to synch over an hour long video, that it will probably...

⛥March Q&A

Hello! It's a beautiful sunny day which means my chances of playing basketball today are sub-0. Instead we're starting the day with progressive rock - the angrier the better. Some of my go-to albums are by Snake River Conspiracy - Sonic Jihad, Vulcan and their unreleased songs. I have them a...

Craft with me!

Thank you to everyone for hanging out :) it was fun just chilling here and if all streams can be like this I think I can stop being so anxious about impressing you lol

The highest production Spa roleplay yet

Don't shoot me. After Of the Moon and Waters, I had a shortage of extraordinary ideas until I saw a few videos in my recommended talking about a head spa so I just took the idea and ran with it. In this roleplay I am incorporating a lot of water centered treatments for you, including steam for y...

OUTTAKES - Of the Moon and Waters

Here's some behind the scenes footage and funny stuff from Of the Moon and Waters. Before you ask - yes, I was able to clean the shower. Yes, my camera is fine. Yes, I did pour black sand all over my floor. I hope you enjoy :)

Of the Moon and Waters

☾ 2 hour versionHi, how would you like a full aura cleanse to relax? Some soothing humming? Bathe in moon water? Personal attention from a very attractive witch? Become one with the universe? Then this video is for you!In this video you may have the feeling that I'm speaking to you on a very p...

☾ March Ritual

For this month, given the acute crisis I decided to make a spell jar for energy & immune boosting. Two of you let me know you need to get work done so I included a bind rune for productivity aswell as nard and eucalyptus for mental clarity and citrine and clear quartz for energy flow. My intention i...

Of the Moon and Waters

Coming soon is a stunningly relaxing video full of magic and warmth. This idea came to me unexpectedly but it needed a little time to be refined. For a while I only had the theme "sea salt bath" to go by and so I was kind of in between two ideas as if straddling two horses. Do I want to do a...

Chat with me on Mars!

Starting today, my discord server is live for all tiers Hyper and up. All you need to do is sign up to discord and get the app if you haven't already and then connect it to your Patreon account. Being pledged to the Hyper, Ultra or Cosmic tier you will be automatically given an alien visa to acc...

Necessary Changes

Hi guys! Starting today I made some changes to my tier rewards. In this post I want to talk to you about why and what's new.Today I got rid of all physical rewards off of the higher tiers. I will no longer be offering customized necklaces and medicine bags starting today for the reasons listed b...

⛥February Q&A⛥

Happy leap day! February 29th only comes around every 4 years and I keep forgetting it's a thing because the Roman calendar is a fucking garbage fire to begin with. Can we go back to the tried and true 10 solid months? That way maybe it won't snow in Bavaria at the end of April. How nice wou...

Creative Burnout

and how I'm currently managing it.Looking back now, I can see the journey that led me to this point. With an eye of self-awareness and open-minded examination, the mistakes I made and the dissatisfaction that plagued me became obvious. But it wasn't always obvious. Two years ago, when I firs...

CATIQUETTE

Greetings, mega tier!This month's highest voted video topic is catiquette! This video will teach you all the basics about approaching and interacting with cats so that YOU will become the cat magnet of your area ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅMake all their heads turn with the treat bag and then hook them wit...

The Nightmare Banisher Outtakes

*casually singing* I'm not a perfect person... but I make decent content anyway... You tell me if it's worth it... And whether you could laugh at my mistakes... And so I want to say before I go... That I just want you to knowSometimes I'm just out of luckMy neighbors are noisy fucksStill...

New Moon Magic

Thank you to everyone who was able to join :) It was fun

The Nightmare Banisher

➵ 2 hour versionIt's finally here. The product of my desire to help those like me who have lost sleep over unfounded fears and terrors.This entire post is a spoiler so watch it first and read it after.In this video designed to rid you of troublesome nightmares, you will notice a distinct lack ...