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Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard
As a punishment for new Patrons we're watching Jeff Dunham's new mind-altering special: Me the PeopleJeff takes on Cancel Culture, the Joe Biden puppet talks about Hunter's prostitutes, a brand new millennial puppet delights the audience with jokes about participation trophies, and yes, ...
DEATH CHAT 500 - 11/26 - Is Dril Short for Drivel?
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 11/26 livestreamThanksgiving pranksA Deranged Conservative Comic ArtistQuestions from listeners about wine and musicWashington Post Comments from the Dril interviewChat with us live every Saturday at 5pm PST and watch previous livestreams at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcu...
DEATH CHAT 500 11/26
THANKSGIVING PRANKS, CONSERVATIVE CARTOONS, AND COMMENTS FROM THE WASHINGTON POST INTERVIEW WITH DRIL
I am guilty of raising a son that is selfish and meanspirited
Today we talk about how I caused a car accident at work and also how it's absolutely not my faultPlus, a Harley Biker takes on both a lion AND a fake news journalist. Which is the more dangerous foe?Unfortunately we also have to talk about the estimated 6,500 migrant workers killed during the co...
Death Chat 500 - I'm the Brandon Boy - 11/19
Birthday chat,A visit to a punk record store,Conservative Humor Gone Array 5 years later,Extremely weird patriotic music videos,and Hellboy as a misandrist masterpieceJoin the livestream every Saturday at 5pm PST on our patreon page, where you can also watch livestreams from previous weeks.
Death Chat 500 11/19 #2
Birthday chat
Be right back
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Death Chat 500 - 11/19
Birthday chat
Sounds like progressive "Christianity" but OK
This week a conservative Law School student calls the newspaper asking them to run a story with HIV in the headline next to a photo of her face.And we examine a facebook group devoted to debunking progressive christianity one meme at a timeMusic:Pharaoh Sanders - Love is EverywhereToday is the Day -...
Death Chat 500 - Limp Bizkit Sex Scene (11/12)
Audio from the 11/12 Death Chat 500 livestreamNu-metal horror films, underrated Black sitcoms, and extremely real and incredibly paranormal police storiesTune in live this Saturday at 5pm PST and we'll do it all again
Death Chat 500 Livestream Poll
Last night was super fun. Thanks to everyone who joined us. Going forward, we want to make these streams as accessible as possible to people in varying timezones.We're pretty limited by my work schedule, but out of the following options, choose *all* streaming times that would work for you. Mult...
Death Chat 500 11/12
Thanks for joining everyone! Sorry about the technical difficulties, but otherwise this was a lot of fun. We’ll be doing it again soon.
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PATRIOTS HOLD THE LINE!
TOMORROW 11/12! We’re streaming live!
At 5pm PST we’ll be testing a private livestream for Patrons only. Tune in to help us experiment with new bonus content.Topics may include: -nu-metal horror films I watched in October-police accounts of the paranormal-wholesome public school sitcoms-scrolling through my alt...
Midterm Death Cult
This episode we're covering the elections because we're data wonks now, and here are some key takeaways from this episode:Ranked choice voting is unconstitutional because it gives each person more than one vote,Trump didn't back the big guy in Pennsylvania and is crying and screaming and...
An MDC Halloween Special
This week we go trick or treating at the homes of some familiar personalities. Will we make it out alive?Yes. We're also talking Elon Musk's ingenious plans for twitter, his satanic halloween costume, and how these very important topics are resonating with the right wing on facebook and twit...
To Die For (2022)
This week we watch To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider.A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school qu...
I had to tell an Instacart guy yesterday he supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem
This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut insteadAlso, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes befor...
Trouble with the RSS feed?
Multiple patrons have reached out to me recently about having trouble with the RSS feed and their podcast apps. The exit surveys tell a similar story.In the years we've been doing the bonus episodes through Patreon, I've never seen this many people have issues. My guess is there's a genu...
I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE
This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism.Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but a few brave warriors have stepped forward to d...
because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house
This week we talk about cool bands, cool surfer transplants from california, and movie-making face perverts.Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his Based Gay Son has finally had enough.Finally, we're learning about the dangers of Halloween from a former p...
If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should
This week we discuss Jim Henson's TrollopsLizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concertWe discuss which items we would steal from the SmithsonianAnd Bill Maher teaches us not to judge slave owners too ha...
Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company
This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home DepotA man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product pageAnd finally, California outlaws firing employees for ma...
FLIGHT 2977 CHOWDER??
Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet.Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have an idea why the christian right isn't broadcasting this headline far and wideplus, Frodo, Pippin, and Uncle Roger's wo...
Fall Merch Drop
Oh heyWe’re dropping two pieces of merch that we’ve wanted to make for a long time. Hats are limited to 45. Shirts will be available for a two-week preorder.http://miniondeathcult.comUse code FALLINGAWAYFROMME to get 20% off your entire order. We also still have stickers available.Oh yeah and I ...
The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth
It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed.Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind of facial hair.Will anarchism be abandoned? Can these extremists safely be de-radicalized? Find out on this bloc...
The Anarchists Ep. 5: Go die in a fucking hole bitch
Skip forward 20 minutes if you don’t want to hear an amusing anecdote that turns into a pretty good conversation about how Gen Xers and Millennials (like myself) performed edginess before we recognized the actual political fights going on around us.2019 is a complicated year for Anarchapulco. A pe...
The Anarchists Ep. 4: I asked to keep one of his locs for sentimental reasons
In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death:Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is over; Lilly accuses Paul of orchestrating John's murder; Paul claims innocence and makes even more death thr...
The Anarchists Ep. 3: COMBATE GRINGO A GRINGO
In 2018, all the most annoying bitcoin guys are returning to Anarchapulco as newly-minted millionaires.Lisa Freeman tries to help feminize Anarchapulco with "female" workshops, and Nathan is unceremoniously booted from the conference committee after doing all the work for several years. What...
New Episode delayed :((
We had to abort our mission to cover episodes 3 and 4 of the Anarchists tonight, so we'll have to do it Saturday. Our apologies. It's gonna be great though. Episode 4 is nuts.Alex
