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The Anarchists Ep. 2 - "Jesus Was An Anarchist Who Only Got Violent With Central Bankers"
This week author and anarchist expert Andy from The Antifada joins us to discuss the incredible second episode of the HBO series The Anarchists2017 sees Anarchapulco focus on bitcoin to some of the more activist-minded Anarchists' chagrin, and when it surges in value, the gang of anarcho-capital...
The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school"
This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, MexicoWe're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, ...
Those vets got higher IQs than majority of those public school teachers !
This week Kate Willett of the Reply Guys podcast joins us to talk about Sarcastic-grandpa-fying popular memes for older internet consumers,And Florida goes full Facebook by lowering the requirements for veterans (and their spouses!) to become school teachersFinally, we explore the people who find re...
Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness
This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinityElon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photosand House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that...
Ballistic: Elon Vs Trump
This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking)And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also landlordsFinally: Trump goes Wu-Tang-style-Chuck-Norris all over Elon's pasty ass... a...
The Gay Spider-Man Groundhog Day episode
This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence.Also: we talking about a right bloody political mess in a ruddy wacky part of the globe: The Arizona Gubernatorial Republican PrimaryFinally, Breitbart introduces the world t...
Peaceful Fetal Divorce
This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSEAlso, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, including the Libertarian Party's hilarious abdication of their "personal freedom" brandand a based,...
New Bumper Sticker! ABORT THE DAMN COURT
Show your support for reproductive freedom and disdain for the unelected, grizzled gargoyles deciding your rights. Same deal as before. All proceeds go to abortion access networks in states with trigger laws.20% discount code: MDC20Miniondeathcult.com
Minion Death Water
This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after ObamaAlso, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to exist?And finally, an EXTREME water brand throws shade on a poser metal record label for also having a ...
God told me to do January 6th
Hey folks, sorry for the delay. My dad's been in town and we've been drinking prescription iced tea and building a fence.This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!)An Australian newspaper gets mad at Rebel Wilson outing herself before they coul...
I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become
This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.Raffle winners are announced! Please answer your emails!Music:Young Widows - King SolTalking Heads - The Book I ReadMeryl Streep - The Winner Takes ...
Don't call me gay.
This week a lot of white people freak out about the reporting around the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is mentioned at all lolAlso, Christian Walker, the gay conservative son of Herschel Walker tries to distance himself from the LGBTQ community with some uh interesting arguments...
The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing.
The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting tweet thread about women, horses, a propriety, and leading to a manifesto with some incredible rules about how to be masculine.Follow Rax King and Amber Rollo on twitterGet Rax's ...
The "All Cops Ain't Bad" Comedy Tour
This week Brett and Bryan from Street Fight Radio help us talk comedian cop shop, looking at an aspiring entertainer who also happens to be a Metro Atlanta area police officer.What's his skewed take on police brutality? Tune in to find out.Also, a Fairbanks Alaska man has had it up to here with ...
Fewer union employees is a problem for the union business. That’s right. I said business, union business
This week Alex becomes a sober guy.Also, we catch up on union militancy inside UPS facebook groups and look at a Target store that managed to overcome the company's notoriously anti-union propaganda to organize for better working condition and file for a union election.Finally, Frank Stallone ha...
3 New Stickers + Abortion fundraiser Announcement
This month 50% of our total Patreon earnings will go to abortion access funds in the thirteen states with abortion bans ready to be signed into law.100% of the proceeds from the abortion bumper sticker will go to those same networks.Donate to those funds here: List of abortion fundsGet the stickers ...
You see drug peddlers along here all of the time. A bike lane is just giving people a getaway.
This week we address the leaked Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe V Wade and explore the right's muted and bewildering response to what is clearly a monumental victory for their movement.Also: making fun of Elon Musk on facebook leads to us getting dunked on hard by 100 angry dorksFinally: a...
Elon, set up an account to track the kid!!
This week we are forced to finally cover Elon Musk as the news of him buying Twitter generates some of the worst content we've ever seen.Also, Facebook Rapper Tom MacDonald gets a feature interview in Rolling Stone and reveals maybe a bit too much about his creative process.Music: Spitting Image...
Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow
This week we cover Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotional learning" and also based on a Newsmax segment about a guy whose wife's tutoring student showed her a worksheet about Maya Angelou she didn't like.We also explore the other front i...
I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute
This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence.Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook has thoughtsFinally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his dau...
"Hit the road 'JACK'"
This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kidsandA beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports and it's the most mad I've ever been in my lifeMusic: Plosives - Pines
All of Hollywood needs to bo slapped
No one misses a slice off a cut loafMusic: Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (live at Family Values 1999)
Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 2)
This week: the stunning finale of our reading of Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance
Remaining Bart Against Bosses shirts are up on the website
We have very few remaining shirts in most sizes that I was too lazy to post about… until now. Big sizes and youth sizes are discounted.Simpsons bootlegs stickers are still available as well.All Patreon supporters can use BART25 at checkout to receive 25% off their entire order. Thanks for listenin...
Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)
When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparksbetween them. But the gentleman giant refuses toleave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and hispickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Rickiattends the rally to scoop the racis...
As someone who works in the corporate drug testing industry, I want to thank you for writing this article
Godspeed You! Black Emperor brosDoing a vegan hall pass on your mom's birthday cakeWriting about how marijuana is the devil no matter how many people are screaming "shut the fuck up" at meMusic: Kanye West - Blood on the Leaves
Not too surprisingly, most people overestimate how destructive nuclear weapons are
War is hell, and so are the takes it generates.Music: Broadcast - Message From Home
SOB SHOULD BE DRAGGED THRU CACTUS...NAKED!!!
This week a professor asks students to give Osama Bin Laden the Nobel Peace Prize, and one student bravely refusesAnd a hack NYT ad causes TERFs to reckon with the fact that JK Rowling (the billionaire) has been unpersonedMusic: Screaming Trees - You Tell Me All These Things
I have some friends who use the brown emojis, too, but they are not brown themselves. This confuses me.
This week: A new definition of WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY dropsSome of the best and most sensible reactions to the NFL halftime showAnd an NPR article that explores the cowardice of white people hiding behind yellow hand emojis such as when Culture Abuse filliped off Tony on twitterMusic:...
Shut up and 1080
This week we free-wheel over crossfit jazz, the death of a beloved pet, and The Kingsman movie before getting into the important news of a skier skiing with a different country next to her name.Also, two patriots . win users ask for advice on how to respond to their liberal family members, and the r...
