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Onion Nuggetz 9/16/24
Trump Threatened Again, Woman Tells Dr. Phil She's Pregnant With Jesus, Ellen DeGeneres is Awful, Terrible Haircuts
Onion Nuggetz 9/16/24
Going LIVE @ 5 pm EDT!
Onion Nuggetz Schedule Adjustment
We know you typically expect the show on Tuesday, but this week it will be Monday (the 16th) at 5 pm EDT! The second Onion Nuggetz of the week will still be on Friday.
Brendan Fraser vs. Russell Crowe = DFF #454
Early access for merch tier
Onion Nuggetz 9/13/24
Riskiest Roads, Meghan Kelly Hates Taylor Swift, Tim Pool Explains Himself, Bill Maher Israel Debate, Trump on Dr. Phil, Boogie2988 Breaks His Diet
Onion Nuggetz 9/13/24
Going LIVE @ 5:15 pm EDT!Edit: Delayed 15 minutes
August 2024 Monthly Roundup
Apologies for the delay!Patron Exclusive EpisodesVincent Price = DFF #451 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr2aUZBeEScAudio https://www.patreon.com/posts/vincent-price-111161994Thomas Midgley Jr. = DFF #450 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-Sq2sViHoAudio https://www.patreon.com/posts/thomas-midgley-...
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Tomat blesses you again!
Hola Tomatinos!Note: There was an error with redeeming the promo code that has been corrected.We bless you with a tasty promo code for the official Pessimist Productions store! Use the code Tomatgivesyou15 to save fifteen percent off your order!Visit Pessimist.coto make your humble offering to your ...
Onion Nuggetz: Presidential Debate Edition
Going LIVE @ 8 pm EDT! Edit: We believe we'll be able to do it completely on YouTube, so there will be no need to join a separate webinar
ABANDON HOPE . . . WHEN WILL IT BEGIN? PLACE YOUR BETS.
It could be in 10 minutes or 10 hours! Who knows?!
Salvador Dali = DFF #453
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Blu-Rays Shipping Out
We have shipped the first batch of Blu-rays and will ship the rest out over the coming weeks. Please keep an eye on your inbox, as you should receive an email notification with your tracking information. We want to thank everyone for their incredible patience with the whole process. Rest assured, we...
I went to the doctor today.
So the other day I posted that due to a sinus infection my eyes have been hurting really badly whenever I try to stream. One wise Patron stood up and had the balls to speak the truth to me. I dismissed this man, who diagnosed me with presbyopia and blepharitis, simply because he was not a doctor and...
Garbage Eyes
Hey guys, I know some of you are wondering why no Abandon Hope this week. I had planned on doing it, but thanks to some intense sinus pressure, when I stare at my computer monitor for more than a few minutes, I experience terrible eye-strain. I had hoped this problem would sort itself out, but it do...
Upcoming Schedule
We moved our monthly week off to this week so we wouldn't miss the presidential debate next week on September 10th. Since this cycle was a little shorter than usual, the next cycle will be longer. Patrons will receive an exclusive DFF episode on Saturday.
Laziness: The Struggle to do Nothing = DFF #452
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The Time is NOW!
Hola! You are almost out of time! This is your last chance to upgrade to the Merch Tier until November! You will receive a beautiful signed poster, the next merch drop, and early access to brand-new episodes of DFF!!! Our signal is......fad......ingHurry before your time runs....out.........
Patrons Kamala Harris Gauntlet
First hour here: https://youtube.com/live/G_owHbOMP5Y?feature=share
