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Patrons Kamala Harris Gauntlet

🕑 Added 2024-08-31 04:10:25 +0000 UTC

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Dominic Mahoney

Paul's Platitudes are amazing. Thank you all

Cristian Puscas

Dude I suffocated laughing at tj intro and paul talking about it. I love you guys

Ferdia

There is definitely a difference between EU and US Oreos. Dip them in milk to see the difference (literally see)

Devourlord Asmodeus

I'd fuck Kamala

Nocturnes and preludes

Yeah keep justifying the murder of children over a fucking land dispute Brad the bitch

Nocturnes and preludes

So you are such a pathetic cunt that you joined because you are such a salty bitch lol

trashboat264

Loossolini

Conner Cruz O'Brien

I hope u guys actually make the rainbow wall musical for a meetup

Conner Cruz O'Brien

It's cause people are fatigued by forced Trump derangement syndrome brainwash bs, and the left has made being a liberal uncool. People are done with the hypocrisy from many leftists.

Andrew Wesley Nichols

Even worse, now when you click youtube, it opens youtube through the patreon app. Fckn stupud

Geniusego

Like the Nunt?

Hatemonger

The tism is strong with the above response... Google/youtube "freight conductor" and you'll learn pretty quickly that you are, in fact, talking out of your ass. Being on call 24/7/365 is not the same as working rotations or shifts, which is what most healthcare workers, even fire/ambulance/police, do. And don't call me buddy, guy. You are part of the problem if you think this is okay... USA RR's only run it this way to maximize profits.

Anthony Mickelson

Paul really does come off as a secret republican at times. Dude gets all giddy and likes to laugh at Trump but goes on hate rants over some differences in policy when it comes to the left. I know hes not but he acts that way.

Anthony Mickelson

Welcome to health care buddy. You're expected to answer your oncall phone the first time someone calls same with IT if you work in healthcare. Both Trains and Healthcare keep people alive. Trains are supply chains that provide very important shit across the country. These workers are not on oncall 24/7 they have rotations.

Brad with the biceps

But I'm sure the apes fist pumping and cheering your stupid ass on will be like "nah. It's okay. We don't need facts. We have sad pictures and twitter." Fuck off, dipshit. 😂

Brad with the biceps

2) the US didn't even support Israel until the 60s. Israel gained and maintained stakehood in 1947... you don't even know what you don't know. How could you possibly be comfortable being this smug while being so fucking stupid? 😂🤣

Brad with the biceps

1) Israel is a secular state, you stupid bitch. My religion is only significant to me. My only reasons given in support are secular, political and moral. You've given nothing but empty platitudes because thats what you are... empty

RUGteam

Definitely not going to get rid of maga, theyre just gonna transform into something more extreme. Both suck balls, dems keep moving right. Not gonna keep voting for republican light

Joseph Land

War is ugly Then you fight your own goddamn wars without mooching money off the American tax payer. Where would Isreal be without American handouts and protection? You’d be screwed. So fight your own wars and deal with your own problems. But you won’t, you’ll just keep being Crybullies who bribe our pollutions and rig our system in your father and then cry like pathetic babies when people see you as scandalous losers you are

Joseph Land

What history? Myths and fables. Isreal is there today because rich powerful people read verses in the Bible that talked about Isreal being brought back and said “hey! Let’s use our power and influence to make that happen”. The core reason they are even supported is because of a fable that said the land was give to them by an evil deity AFTER people were already there. There’s no history there. They were banished back when Rome sacked Israel in 90ad or something and and they’re only there because Christianity won in the war of religions. They are only there because Christians think they NEED to be there for the apocalypse to happen, so almost everyone on earth can be killed before Jesus comes back to kill the rest. Is that the history you’re referring too?

Joseph Land

Pretty sure I’m not going to support Isreal killing children because they’re on land their sky wizard “gave” them. It is an amazing coincidence how Isrealis wrote a whole religion centered around “hey, this prime piece of land belongs to US now”

Joseph Land

I really hate when people say “I don’t have a problem” therefore you shouldn’t either.

Joseph Land

But you’re going to get one no matter what. To not try and use this chance to get rid of maga seems crazy

Jeremiah

Paul copes away that Kamala’s crowds are “all fake” and then immediately says “Trump is packing stadiums” with no follow up

poop

Drill baby drill

Jackson Hipp

Why don’t y’all time the amount of content you watch instead of the length of the show. That way we actually get our money’s worth.

Michael Sewell

if ben shaperio ran for office paul would be chubbed up. The problem you have is its Dtrump and it was Joe biden. lol

Donald Grump

Who is a male politician you would like to sexualize?

Brad with the biceps

Wow. You weasel cocksuckers made such a good case

Michael Sims

Most male politicians aren't attractive

Brad with the biceps

The government stays out of marriage is israel. It's strictly a religious thing, BUT if you're married outside of Israel, gay or straight, it's recognized... you're either retarded or a liar.

Brad with the biceps

Everything with you clowns is an emotional appeal. Wars are ugly. The difference is, I'm an adult. I don't see ugly things and jump to hyperbole like a piss brained doofus

Colin Thome

Why don’t they give male politicians the sexual treatment they give to women?

Dram Elyk

No, I don’t.

Chloe413

What’s so bad about it?

Jordan Zucaro

this statement is all anyone needs to know about you to know they shouldn't take YOU seriously.

Brad The Patreorn

How much do I need to pay you to NOT use patreons video player? It's awful

Nocturnes and preludes

Do we get an apology for you being a giant fucking retard

Ryan Smith

I hope he doesn't have power either. Won't be helping either of them.

Cooper Williams

Keep her out of power and let Trump have power? Are you dumb?

Jake Tracer

"Israel's a secular state" Meanwhile you can't even get married as a gay couple in Israel, just fuck off you genocide denying cunt.

Jake Tracer

Fuck off Zionist scum, from the river to the sea Palestine will be free.

Ryan Smith

She missed a real opportunity by not distancing herself fully from Biden. If she did she would basically be a third party candidate. It would be partisan risk, but imagine she started grilling Biden by saying he/we didn't do enough and we need to be more aggressive She's already the nominee, Biden's influence is already gone. She would have nothing to lose there. Say she didn't always agree with his economic policy. Would've been smart.

Anthony Avon Art

Now, where did Jimmy Dore touch and/or hurt you when he was right about things 5-6 years ago? And could you get over it?

Ryan Smith

This episode, her DNC speech, and her interview have made up my mind--keep this woman out of power for the love of god. The only benefit I see here is the trend of VP's becoming the next nominee. Happened for Biden and Harris, maybe Walz is next.

Hatemonger

Don't forget Paul speaking with his mouth full for over half of every episode... gross.

Benjamin Whyley

God every single jimmy dore clone like you has the exact same diologue tree and empty headed canned responses. Think for yourself.

Hatemonger

USA freight railroad workers such as conductors and engineers are on call 24/7/365. Miss a phone call? Fired. And they are only allowed two days off AFTER they've worked six consecutive days. 'Merica y'all... working its people to death... LITERALLY.

Nocturnes and preludes

And yet you gave them money. lol dumbass

Nocturnes and preludes

And you sound like a retard who approves of murdering children and making excuses for it.

Michael Sims

Thank you. But counterpoint: I am ballsdeep in your mom right now.

Colin Lundquist

Terrible intro

Brad with the biceps

Super great argument. I'm sure you're super educated on the topic lol

Brad with the biceps

You sound like an actual retarded person. You know less than nothing. It's a good thing you'll never reproduce.

MMR13

The Kamala musical starts at 4:39:15, and starts again at 4:42:10. Another verse at 4:50:55.

Krista Vaillancourt

It can to a point. That is why party mix is so high on my list even though it has pretzels. The variety of party mix makes every individual component better than it would be alone. Kyle's taste in snacks is bad because he doesn't like the best snacks, not because he likes mixing low tier snacks to make them better.

Michael Sims

We need another gauntlet that is a fun little adventure like the weeb or furry one.

Michael Sims

If you think they're Antisemitic, then you giving them money is an endorsement of antisemitism.

Mecha

I don’t blame them, I just think this should’ve been a standalone episode rather than trying to stretch it to 6hrs. Or at least cover other politicians so it doesn’t feel so played out by the first hour or so.

BettaPonic

Fuck Harris, but how did she do that?

BettaPonic

Kinda interesting comparing this to the episode on her with how many things are recovered that the guys forget, not a criticism, I just find it funny.

dasKaninchen

wait, doesn’t that help validate Kyle’s snack preference? by mixing low tier snacks to make a high tier one.

Ignar Husky

Fascist scum like you aren't welcome here. Fuck off you Zionist pig dog. Palestinians have a longer and richer history than you colonizing fucks and you fuckers know it. You fucking Zionists are all the same. Racist Colonizing history revisionist fucking "woe is me" wannabe victims who pretend y'all are worth a fuck because some religious sand book told you so thousands of years ago. Your Hasbara lies don't work anymore and you Fascist fucks oughta fucking learn that by now. Get fucked

Sputnik

Personally that's why I don't like the gauntlets focusing on a specific person as much, especially political figures or people in that space. I don't think there's enough to say about them to cover 5 hours straight. Just my opinion though and I still liked it, just a lot less than some of the others.

Lloyd Llewellyn

Can you blame them? She’s a boring person to listen to and her policies as AG were horrifying

Chloe413

If you really believe I’m going to go hell when I die, why waste your time with the mean words?

Michael Sewell

GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG VILE WRETCH!

Lloyd Llewellyn

Works fine for me

Nostrum

My issue with it is that I get "Aw snap!"-errors on chrome. When I load it back up it doesn't save my spot when it crashes. I could try another browser. I know it's not DFFs fault.

Anthony Avon Art

Hey! I would NEVER say they are "equivalent". Their names, gander, ethnicity and age are completely different!

Benjamin Whyley

Ah yes because being a true leftist is when you lie and twist reality to pretend that liberals and the far right are equivalent to rationalise your inaction.

Chloe413

I don’t ever think I’ve ever seen Paul act more foolish and immature and downright unsettling than when he started sucking on his microphone like it was a pair of tits while whining and bitching about that interview How do you behave this way and expect people to take you seriously at all? This sounds like someone who can’t argue policy, which I know you can, so why aren’t you?

Jordan Zucaro

Ratio. Get lost.

Dram Elyk

Fat lazy fucking losers

Krista Vaillancourt

You don't know how many people have been killed. No one does. No one is combing through the rubble carefully or identifying pink mist. There are conservative estimates and that is what you are quoting. You will really come to us and casually say 30,000 people as if that is a small number of people. That is scary. You have to be unwell to think even the lie of 30,000 people is nbd and not genocide. I'm done with your bullshit. It's on sight, Brad. It is on sight.

Brad with the biceps

Israel is a secular state. You don't even know that bit. What makes you think you have anything smart to say on the subject. You can't even define genocide because this ain't it. 30,000 out of the 2,200,000 citizens of Gaza. Read something other than a Twitter feed. Since yiu care so fucking much pathetic

Glob

you're the braindead genocidal retard. go hang yourself dawg.

Glob

I mean yeah it would be nice to be able to share some of these with friends in socialist groups, but my main issue is that IS DOESNT SAVE MY FUCKING SPOT AND IT CRASHES. Like I don't know what to tell you, I have a decent connection and a pretty good gaming PC and it's so damn dysfunctional. Youtube sucks but it just fucking works dawg.

Junkbot

Have you tried a different browser possibly?

Chloe413

I’m glad for this examination of the person I might vote for but please make the gauntlets absolute torture again

Stetson

Cool episode BTW guys. I just happened to turn black recently for political purposes too you guys!

Stetson

Suno will not work for Vaush's voice I also back TJ on that. However, there are alternatives that are paywall locked.

Krista Vaillancourt

Hahaha fat is a state of mind, Cameron. I've been fat at every weight.

Cameron

Krista confirmed 8000000 pounds

Krista Vaillancourt

I am with TJ on the oreo sludge thing. Hate milk, hate dry oreos. Together, it is a winning combination.

Krista Vaillancourt

I just realised what is actually happening. All of the people complaining about this player wanted to share the youtube link with their friends without giving out access to their accounts. I am the one with shitty internet and a potato and this shit works just fine for me.

Supergirl's BF

Paul's idea for a TJ Dark Souls gauntlet is great. Use Streamlab DONOS for helping or punishing TJ.

Krista Vaillancourt

All these people bitching in the comments about the patreon player. Didn't have a single problem myself. Maybe get better internet or stop watching shows on a potato idk.

Krista Vaillancourt

Speaking of braindead. Being pro-Palestine is not anti-semetic, it pro-semetic. Palestinians are also semites. But let us just pretend for a moment you mean anti-jew or a more charitable interpretation for you to continue to sit on your high horse, supporting the extermination of a people. Why would three atheists even prefer to support people who generally practice islam over a country that mostly believes in judaism? Judaism is usually the more moderate religion. Why would they have a preference at all? Use your head for once, or just admit you are fine with a genocide and imperial dominance of a land as long as you (or your team) are leading it. Go be a settler and SHUT THE FUCK UP finally.

Nocturnes and preludes

Look at you justifying the genocide of a people and murder of children because of a land dispute you four eyed psychopath

Krista Vaillancourt

So real for this.

Captain Tunnel

I want to grow up and be like Scotty one day ❤️ Thank you for inspiring us white men 🙏🏻

aaron ☆

I haven’t peeped this yet but either way I tend to think the guys being bored to tears is a little funny. I may just be a sadist

They Call Me Gnome

Have you never watched any episode they’ve done? That’s been the podcast since the beginning.

They Call Me Gnome

You’re always a bad take machine huh?

Mecha

I hope the next gauntlet is actually exciting and fun. If the hosts are bored then how tf you think the audience feels

Phil Po

I don't know why they even do these gauntlets anymore when the whole thing is just kayfabe yammering with hardly any substantive commentary. I understand the irreverence is part of the entertainment, but beating the same "joke" into the ground for six hours is just tedious and boring.

Anthony Avon Art

Your name sounds familiar. I think I've dealt with your garbage lib takes before, and if I'm right, than this is a new low.

Benjamin Whyley

I do too wish is why I’m so harsh on him because I know he can be better.

Benjamin Whyley

What historical context do I need to be aware of to suddenly be okay with melting children’s faces off with white phosphorus?

Benjamin Whyley

Yeah she is. It’s obvious in her rhetoric and policy that she’s better than Trump. Not saying she’s great but if you’re intellectually honest she’s just objectively better on most issues. It’s not black and white.

Anthony Avon Art

It looks like "is the lesser evil lesser enough?" isn't even a question. It's more like "Is she even the lesser evil?"

Tyler

I want Paul to go through a grifting "I left the left" arc just to watch the astronomical amounts of money he makes off right-wingers that love that shit.

Zwepster

I love when he gets the plebs worked up. Stalking the subrreddit has been pretty fun since Paul took it over.

Cameron

In all honesty why is it that the gauntlets have changed so dramatically from six hours of torture (btw as much as you hated it It was glorious) to the cast to a one hour bantersode followed by a five hour long normal episode, idk seems like y’all are tryna slack as much as possible while still getting paid the as much as possible🤷‍♂️ scammers gonna scam ig 🤣❤️

Cameron

Dff the musical when??

Cameron

Genocidal psycho right here 👆

Jordan Zucaro

you sure are 2 years behind on this

Jordan Zucaro

Explain why making the product worse to combat this is a good thing and do it in a way where I can't replace "Pessimist Productions" with fucking "Walmart"

Brad with the biceps

I expect a full and complete apology when you morons realize you're wrong about this conflict

Brad with the biceps

Arguing against Israel while being fully braindead on this history is crazy. It gets annoying an the people who talk loudest won't debate people who know the most. It's pathetic and, frankly, antisemitic

Ignar Husky

Yooo that's the controversy around him? I thought it was him sexually harassing people in the chat cause I remember a live stream where he was doing that and me and others were calling attention to it and eventually got totally banned

Glob

i hate this fucking player. it crashes from not enough memory like every hour (despite having 32 gigs) and it literally does not fucking save your spot at all. it's so frustrating. I can't even fucking download it and play it in an actual functional player.

AngryStonerGuy

as a paying person i feel it is a major over site to delete the YouTube video when it has all of the live comments that we cant read anymore. And if you're using it on desktop you cant save your progress in the video.

Ignar Husky

It's so people don't pirate it. It's harder to get non paying viewers seeing it this way. It's not like an Onion Nuggetz show where it's already a public show. These are paid for from the get go.