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Onion Nuggetz 9/16/24

🕑 Added 2024-09-16 17:00:09 +0000 UTC

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Omerta 2 tymes

That chode doesn't deserve a chance. If you cheat youre a bad human

Stetson

Ellen is going to win. Also, her final stand up is September 24. She seems bitter.

Revenant

Meta this, meta that. Haven't you ever meta fucking girl before?

Lyrial

Kyber the Cuck

Austin Snyder

2024-1994=30, not 20.

J Allen

Take your antisemitism somewhere else. No one here hates Jews.

J Allen

How many times does the ratchet effect need to be explained to you people.

J Allen

0.1 percent isn't even noticeable dumb ass.

J Allen

Paul wouldn't even take it this far dude. I think you might be autistic.

J Allen

So from the number of comments that appeared on Tuesday it would seem people either didn't notice the updated schedule, the normal schedule has become like ritual to these people or they have planned their own schedules around the normal schedule and they can literally only watch on the days planned or they refused to alter their schedule even with previous notice of said change.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Take your time to actually read and comprehend this before responding. Voting only works when the politicians you're voting for have a single fuck to give. Neither side has any of our interests or the safety of our only planet in mind. They just need us to work harder for less money or opportunity, so that they can stay in war mode, killing hundreds of innocent people every day. Or make sure profits go up so those sweet tax dollars roll in. Not that roads bridges and schools are going to get fixed but so they can line their pockets and their billionaire friends can get breaks we don't get. I don't care what political party you're backing, you're backing fascistic warmongering power/money-hungry murderers in this current military cop state of a country. Democrats are just 99% Republicans/Conservatives now. The left died when Bernie kowtowed to them. He was the last one left of center-right. Now, our choice is between a lying piece of shit on the right who has no obvious good intentions or a lying piece of shit on the right who obviously has no good intentions. There's not much of a difference when people are drowning in debt, getting arrested for minor offenses, and getting locked away for it, all while women are losing rights to reproductive health. Learn something before spewing your stupid bullshit. That happened during a democratic presidency. Duh! Thank you. Now, do better!

They Call Me Gnome

The only joke made about autism was about Elon, a man so profoundly autistic apparently his ass just learned that some jokes don’t translate well over twitter. You’re such a little pussy and you have no valid criticism besides, “he said a joke dat hurt my feefees!”

wunbis

umyum nigfops :3

They Call Me Gnome

As an autist myself, you’re such a little pussy. Get over getting your feelings hurt over some jokes. You crying over names that don’t apply to you is just pathetic. Grow a back bone.

Bos Maris

He’s kidding because it’s a comedy show. Take it from someone else on the spectrum: lighten up.

Benjamin Whyley

Ellen is a cenobite

Mecha

Least offensive paulisher

Garrett Bay

*fart noise*

BloomingDread

naked drunk paul was legendary love you paul

elijah plummer

The email of your patreon isn’t working

Benjamin Whyley

lol fuck off little boy.

Revenant

You're a fucking garbage Jew, Benjamin. How about that, sperg? Is this short enough for your cretin brain to understand?

Revenant

You just read it retard. Don't lie pussy. Drivel is an outdated word you fucking autistic subhuman.

Revenant

Connor, YOU fucking suck as an insufferable, pretentious Millennial trash with a fetish for vaping. What the fuck are you gonna do? Blow smoke like a useless dipshit to stop WW3? Do something about it then instead of being a fucking incompetent Millennial. You look like Tim Pool with glasses wearing that ridiculous beanie.

Benjamin Whyley

lol I’m not reading your insipid drivel.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

This checks out.

Revenant

Don't you fucking lie and sit there saying that your mental disorder won World War II. There is absolutely no evidence of that absurdity. This is why people hate you autists. They are the most conceited of all the mental disorders. They never shut the fuck up with their mental circle-jerk and refuse to better themselves socially, yet when it comes to their own silly games, they want others to "git gud". You are all like Elon Musk. Stop using autism as an excuse for everything in life. It's not a "Get out of jail free" card for you. Fuck all you autistic liars and stay the fuck out of society. We are all sick of your kind and no longer feel sorry for you. We hope you're offended. Get fucked retard. With a barbaric, Abrahamic name like Benjamin, you're probably pro-Israel too. Cope, or get the fuck out of Pessimist Productions, you pussy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYiVs4JKJU

Benjamin Whyley

Your brown nosing might impress some people but it doesn’t impress me.

Valerina

As an Autist that disagrees with Paul on many things, It's unfortunate you give us a bad rep

Itchy

He's stuck on old knowledge of the neurotype and using it as an insult like it's something to be ashamed of, and he's sweating out salt piles that peeps are calling him out on it

Benjamin Whyley

Does Paul just hate autistic people now or something? You know there are autistic people smarter than you right? People with autism saved the world from the Nazis. I’m pretty sure most of your fanbase has autism lol.

Benjamin Whyley

Voting is about 10% of the process. But who you vote for determines how easy the other 90% of the journey will be. Despite what crackpot con men like jimmy dore want you to believe.

Benjamin Whyley

It’s easier to do direct action under democrats. It’s easier to unionise under democrats. It’s easier to strike under democrats. If you care about helping people and making the world better it is objectively empirically easier for you under a democrat than it is under a republican. The data backs this up. Regardless of what you “feel in your gut” to be true.

Benjamin Whyley

Republicans make the world worse, democrats don’t do enough to make it better. They’re not the same level of bad. This all or nothing black and white way of thinking isn’t productive or healthy OR reasonable or even feasible.

Benjamin Whyley

If democrats won the world might actually get 0.1% better and Paul can’t have that because he needs to sell his defeatest doom and gloom narrative.

Benjamin Whyley

I always find it ironic that they treat politics and people’s lives like entertainment while accusing everyone else of treating it like football. It’s pure projection.

Blake Meads

If I hadn’t listened to you guys for years, and just stumbled upon this episode while you were bantering, it would sound like the ravings of madmen 😂

AARON

Meh.

They Call Me Gnome

You have to be a child to not understand that politics are extremely serious lmfao

Michael Sims

WW3 has been around the corner all my life. Nothing ever happens.

AARON

These guys take politics way too seriously. We get it, the world is ending, but you save the whole world in a podcast episode. Try to have some fun and let loose.

Junkbot

This show isn't supposed to be serious dude. There is a million other world is burning shows. In a sea of depressing bullshit we have been gifted the three glorious lords of Deep Fat Fried, and you're complaining?!? I would have it no other way. Go watch CNN you punk ass.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Sorry Skynet we will try harder to please our AI overlord!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Wait the world is burning but what is our stoner satirical podcast doing about it? All we do is produce a podcast and we've never claimed to be able to solve the world's problems. What are you doing? If you applied the same standard to yourself you'd come up short. We don't take things seriously? It's not NPR dude. It is a show to hopefully entertain people and make some people laugh at the absurdity of life. I see you threatening to leave Patreon and if you think we suck and the show doesn't bring you joy or entertainment we would recommend that you move on. People change and maybe it's not a show for you anymore.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Leave twinkjay alone!!

Stetson

Onion nudes

They Call Me Gnome

Crying online is one of the cringiest things you can do

Skrusher

So basically i got banned cuz Tj got salty about not having a twink arc? What a fkn crybaby

J Allen

If the world is going to burn would you rather die with a stick up your ass or laughing?

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Dude you guys are starting to suck. WW3 is like right around the corner and y'all don't seem to take anything seriously.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Yeah I don't know how much I can take I'm growing out of their idiotic hypocrisy and ignorance. I'm this close to leaving the Patreon. They just seem so fake with some of their shit. They seem to lose touch more and more as they become more hermit like.