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I went to the doctor today.
🕑 Added 2024-09-04 20:38:53 +0000 UTCSo the other day I posted that due to a sinus infection my eyes have been hurting really badly whenever I try to stream. One wise Patron stood up and had the balls to speak the truth to me.
I dismissed this man, who diagnosed me with presbyopia and blepharitis, simply because he was not a doctor and had not examined me. But after consulting a physician today, I was shocked to find that he was absolutely vindicated in his assessments.
Just kidding. It’s a sinus infection. Just like I said it was. I have received a steroid shot and been placed on antibiotics.
Comments
Will
WebMD follows you everywhere
Christian McDougall
Classic Brad
Jerry Pacheco Soto
Have you tried sacrificing a few chickens? Or maybe goats?
James Knight
Get well home slice.
U wot m8
Try to lower the blue light on your screen. If you can. I feel it works for me.
Ian Mercurio
TJ was cloned and killed
cOAST2cOASTgHOST
yeah you might get infected with the "woke eye virus"...get it... because woke...and eyes 👀... I'll just leave
Skeptical Jesus
Do extra steroids so your eyes can bulk and get massive gains 💪
Tj Cole
tj and his steroid shots. knocks all the bad shit right out of his ol system.
Krista Vaillancourt
Most asthmatics are on steroids. Why aren't they jacked?
Krista Vaillancourt
It is TJ
Krista Vaillancourt
Not this upcoming sunday but next if TJ takes the time to recover.
Krista Vaillancourt
There never was going to be. This is there week off.
Krista Vaillancourt
Loud and wrong, why are they always loud and wrong?
TurtleDrone
People like this are truly baffling. What's wrong with taking someone's word and wishing them well?
Dram Elyk
Lose some weight
Brad The Patreorn
Although a nice cover story. For blepharitis you would be treated with a steroid/antibiotic topical as well. Just another Kirk lie like the RV trip across Afghanistan
Rinpoo
I see it is a Tim Pool alt. The Reverse Oracle strikes again!
Brad The Patreorn
The body functions flawless and perfectly? Damn I guess big pharma at it again
Brad The Patreorn
Wrong
Brad The Patreorn
I have been thoroughly owned 🤣 had me in the first half
Chris Walker
Is there no episodes this week? Nothing since Saturdays Kamala gauntlet.
John McFadden
So when's the next episode of Abandon Show ?
aaron ☆
Lol’d ❤️
GrogMayne
Wash your eye lids twice a day with baby shampoo? Lmao I didn’t realize you were supposed to wash your eye lids, I figured they did that themselves with tears
Ultra_Jerky
for GOD'S SAKE tj!
Another Agnostic
Is this Paul? If so then the next question would be to ask if you're cleaning your CPAP equipment? The hose needs a complete cleaning twice a week. The pillow and tank should be cleaned daily with warm water and soap. If this isn't Paul then my bad.
Glaring Through Oblivion
I want scotty
caettra
That sounds troll asf he wanted you to put soap in your eyeballs.
Gigantopithecus
Cancer confirmed
Donald Grump
Armchair PHD strikes again
Dustin Sheppard
I don't trust that tjs lazy ass actually went to the doctor
Swaggy_Patties
Shoulda just pull a boogie and grift ;)
Marc
I don't trust TJ's so called "doctor's" diagnosis. Sinus infection sounds made up. I'd go with the original diagnosis.
dasKaninchen
thank god for the patron PHDs
Xad Michaels
Lmao. "Whenever you are ready - bucket - number - one"
Apoplectic Spock
Wait, so it's not cancer? Really?
Apoplectic Spock
So Brad The Patreorn is not an ophthalmologist? Shocking...
Josh
Haha, it's all the micro plastics seeping out from your brain.
Sierra Bell
dawg i saw the notification and opened immediately thinking this was going to be terrible news lol glad you’re okay and that it’s just a minor thing, hope you feel better soon!
Cherpop
Congrats TJ, you got me to renew my subscription with this post. Glad you're doing ok tho.
Nostalgia Trip
I'm literally at the dr scheduling a scary exam and see this 😭
Scam and Late
If TJ is taking steroids now why isn't he more muscular? Checkmate atheists
BruceyDaPug
How is it that TJ is the one who seems to be dying and Paul is no thriving.
Shrunken Presence
Hell yea i bet smoking cigarettes is helping that!
Jonathan Cochran
This is exactly why we love TJ
Toni Tafra
Lmao. I live for this kind of pettiness
Tech Noir
I was gonna say even if that person was right. Don’t listen to randos on the internet.
David Murphy
Glad you’re going to get better TJ!
Jon Kick
Got me in the first half you cheeky bastard
Eric Knabe
God damn, I got the notification and was expecting that this post was gonna be a lot darker. Glad I was wrong lol
Alex
TJ died and this is a cover up
The Farter
How have the farts been?
Logan
Don’t know who this is
Bryce Henry
I got my doctorate from YouTube
Christopher Cedeno
Hahaha
Krooksbane
Well done, TJ. Had me in the first half.
Sammy
What a fucking troll, I love it. I was scared one of the guys got diagnosed with cancer or something based on “I went to the doctor today”
Chuck Charles
Lol
