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The Mummy's Curse = DFF
"Blessed be the man that spares these stones, and cursed be he that moves my bones" -William Shakespeare.Audio attached.
Pre-Post Show: 06 Dec 2019
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Flash Fried: 04 Dec 2019
For whatever reason, Patreon is not allowing videos to be linked at the present time from Youtube. Below is a link to our newest Flash Fried!https://youtu.be/pAi_1wdTI6gAudio attached below.
Pre-Post Show: 2 Dec 2019
10 dollar patrons....This may be cheesy, but we think you're Grate.Audio attached.
BORED? COME BE BORED WHILE LISTENING TO ME DRONE ON
Prepare your anus!BLOO BLOO BLOO!!!!
Deformities 2: The Derformining = DFF
The people clamored for more deformities, and we have answered the call!Audio attached.
Abandon Hope - 11/27/2019
it's coming your way shortly. I'm still accepting submissions, so head over to the suggestions thread if you've got something: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31843715
Flash Fried: 27 Nov 2019
French Fries aren’t actually fried in France.They are fried in Greece. New Flash Fried available now to you hungry bastards.
Pre-Post Show: 25 Nov 2019
It's the shit.
ABANDON HOPE SUGGESTION THREAD
Hey beloved PATRONs, it is time once more for a descent into the madness and despair of Abandon Hope. When will it happen? Tonight? Tomorrow? I'm not 100% sure. But I know that it will be soon.As always, I rely on you to supply me with content to respond to. I accept videos, articles, memes, wha...
How do you consume our show?
Hey guys, we are considering some changes to the way we approach DFF episodes, and your input is extremely valuable to us. It would be very helpful to this process, if you could tell us a little bit about how you consume our main shows.Thank you,DFF Crew
GOOD IS THE THING THAT YOU FAVOR
EVIL IS YOUR SOUR FLAVORNOTE: STREAM HAPPENING NOW. I PUT THE TIME IN WRONG WHEN I CREATED IT.
Pre-Post Show: 22 Nov 2019
HEY HEY, HO HO, It's the Pre-Post Show!
Balls = DFF
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?A man's undivided attentionNow that I have your undivided attention, press play and enjoy this BALLSY episode.
Flash Fried: 20 Nov 2019
What do you call Luke Skywalker's futuristic frying pan?An e-wok.Audio attached.
Abandon Hope
This is tentatively happening at 9 tonight. HOWEVER, I didn't sleep well last night and I may be tired. So, it may be a shitty show! Hopefully not, but I felt you deserve fair warning that I may not be at the top of my game (as much as 2019 TJ can be).Still time to get your suggestions in over a...
Pre-Post Show: 18 Nov 2019
Take a seat, grab a beer and light it up. It's that good ol' Pre-Post Show!
Health Update
A lot of people expressed concern for my stomach issues the other day. I wanted to tell you guys that I'm feeling 100% better today. Thank you for your heartfelt well-wishes. -TJ
Abandon Hope Postponed
Really wanted to do a show tonight, but I've been struggling with terrible stomach problems all day that would simply detract from me putting on the best possible show. I will be announcing a make-up date shortly. Until then, I want to convey my apologies for the delay and my gratitude for your ...
ANOTHER ABANDON HOPE COMING THIS WEEKEND
I'm trying to do these weekly (as the schedule permits) and I have time to do one this weekend. So, send me suggestions. The main rule for submissions at this point is to tell me what you're sending. Don't just post a link--tell me what the link is and why you think it would be funny.You...
Celebrities Who Got Fat = DFF
Time to feast upon this delicious contento!Audio coming asap.
Pre-Post Show: 15 Nov 2019
Y'all ready for this?!
FLASH FRIED: 13 Nov 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get Flash Fried!Get it? Haha...I'll see myself out.Audio attached!
The Howard Bloom Pushup
Thanks to Graham Paterson, we now have a gif of Howard Bloom's infamous pushup. Enjoy it in all it's splendor!
Pre-Post Show: Veteran’s Day
Happy Veteran’s Day to those in our audience who have served.
ABANDON HOPE LIVE - 11/10/2019
Tentatively scheduled for 10pm Central, but it could potentially start a little later.The suggestions thread is still very much open: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31390724So if you have anything you'd like to see me talk about, let me know in that thread.Looking forward to seeing you there!
DFF vs. Jack and Jill
I'm just going to shoot straight with you. Don't watch this video. You'll fucking regret it.
Siblings = DFF
Love them or hate them, they are a fact of life. Siblings get DEEP FAT FRIED.Audio attached.
