ANOTHER ABANDON HOPE COMING THIS WEEKEND
🕑 Added 2019-11-16 17:18:35 +0000 UTC
I'm trying to do these weekly (as the schedule permits) and I have time to do one this weekend. So, send me suggestions. The main rule for submissions at this point is to tell me what you're sending. Don't just post a link--tell me what the link is and why you think it would be funny.
You guys should have a good enough idea by now what sort of things I actually cover on Abandon Hope, so use your brains when making submissions.
Thanks! Looking forward to giving you guys another great show!
UPDATE: Good chance I'll do this episode tonight if I get enough material to do it. So, keep those suggestions coming.
UPDATE #2: Sorry this was delayed. I'm doing it tonight. I still need more content for it, so feel free to submit whatever you've got! You know what's good!
Comments
Norttimies
like what?
Aaron Primack
are the hosts aware of their dumb arguments but say it for the money, or do they really believe what thye say?
DB
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Hannah Trevino
CHEEJAY why didn't yall cover Clancy Brown in the celebs who got fat video. You liked Highlander and Shawshank Redemption and Bad Boys. are you too fucking scared of his glory?
Tyler
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690?s=19 Kanye at Joel Osteen's church.
Jason the Historian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XK797-vj4k congressmen farts on live TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CorNV0giHDc Carl Hart - The Science of Illicit Drugs. Dr Carl Hart discusses the science of illicit drugs and debunks the myths of illicit drugs.
Adam M Gash
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/19/business/california-limits-purchase-automakers-emissions-rules/index.html California is not gonna buy cars from these companies (which is basically every car that's sold in America) because they sided with Trump for deregulation. I find it funny that states are giving such big middle fingers to the president lol
Nicholas
Bolivia lithium crisis
Palanama
Mormon video on why PORN is BAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBwaPo0a7GA
Palanama
Kristi Winters on why she'll never vote for Bernie Sanders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASO0V5keC4&t=1s
This is a story about kids being locked away in school because they were "bad". https://features.propublica.org/illinois-seclusion-rooms/school-students-put-in-isolated-timeouts/
Lamashtu
Devon Tracey made a good video detailing why he thinks Rodney Reed is guilty. You should check that video out. It's a bit long, but i think that with the first 10 min you should have a pretty good idea of his points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSmtWgMc4ZE
Hypnotic Visionaire
If you really need content, and want to talk about something that is completely relevant with an outsiders perspective, I think it would be great to talk about the recent Reviewers Score Controversies surrounding Pokemon Sword/Shield & Death Stranding. I want your opinion on this because it seems like the nuance has been completely taken away. And an outsider to all this might add some necessary perspective. With the Pokémon Games (I don’t own a PS4, so Death Stranding doesn’t apply to me personally) it’s clear that the hardcore fans are acting like spoiled children who want everything and can’t accept sacrifices (especially since they were begging for this game to be released ASAP since the Switch launched). But it is also clear that Game Freak (the developer) probably didn’t put as much time & effort into the game as they probably could have. I know that you have a history of critiquing the Pokémon Franchise with the long lost Movie Review, but I also know that you don’t mind putting spoiled gamers in their place when it is necessary. I want an outsider without any previous bias/experience to go through this & see what the honest to god truth is in this entire clusterfuck fiasco (kind of like what you did with Charlottesville). There are some links below. Only tackle this story if you can’t find anything else, as it obviously isn’t completely important. But i believe the lessons from this gaming shitshow shows the weakness of our current climate. https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/11/16/pokemon-sword-and-shield-dexit-controversy-explained https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a35p7k/kojima-blames-tougher-critiques-of-death-stranding-on-american-love-of-shooters https://www.polygon.com/2019/11/14/20955496/death-stranding-monster-energy-product-placement-kojima https://www.polygon.com/2019/11/14/20963616/pokemon-sword-shield-game-freak-lied-hashtag-nintendo-switch https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/president-trump-stop-sales-pokemon-sword-and-shield/ https://www.dexerto.com/pokemon/pokemon-sword-shield-models-reused-1286263 https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/reviews/dexit-or-no-sword-shield-inch-closer-dreams-grand-pokemon-adventure/ https://youtu.be/5XCselqEhAc- Death Stranding Reviewa Break the Internet by RGT85 https://youtu.be/HaToqHzXVAI- ReviewTechUSA on Death Stranding https://youtu.be/HAJb8KgmmV- Jimquisiton on #dexit https://youtu.be/mFx2scjbUHs- Pokémon Sword & Shield Controversy Explained from This Is (watchmojo like channel). https://youtu.be/hZlt3G-t1Tg- Arlo on Pokémon Problem (this video is 3 Months Old). FYI: If the rest of you don’t want TJ to talk about Video-Game Related problems, y’all need to step up. This is the only contentious news (outside the Political Circus Show) I’ve been hearing about for the past month. If the rest of you want Abandon Hope to stay interesting, you need interesting stories that will make you think of the culture at large. So if you don’t want this story to appear on abandon hope, time to do your homework. I already did mine, time to send this info off and hopefully see who found better stories than this fiasco later tonight. Best of luck
Karen
Minneapolis Police Admit To Discovering 1700 Untested Rape Kits Definitely not a “funny” story but I think you should cover it to help nudge along those who still haven’t abandoned hope in our police/criminal justice system lol. And as a Minnesotan it hits close to home for me. http://m.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-discover-1-700-untested-rape-kits-spanning-30-years/564989082/
Logan day
https://youtu.be/jU4binuI-BE DAVID PAKMAN LIES OR MISREPREESENTS THE BOLIVIA COUP
Wilbur Whateley
Peter Thiel PayPal co founder and Trumpet supporter to run/host Hereticon in New Orleans May 2020. They will delve into UFOs, doomsday,drag culture, Bio engineering and Immortality. Sounds ridiculous. https://www.businessinsider.com/peter-thiel-vc-firm-founders-fund-hereticon-conference-immortality-ufo-2019-10?r=US&IR=T
Mavis Henry
I potentially deserve to be shot in the head for thinking of this. Did they tell him too raise his hands and get on his knees, then dicided to tackle him, because he could not comply?
Michael Sims
What about the South Park trans controversy
Matthew
How about those two shootings in the last week
Kimberly Winters
And here is an article about said 15 year old. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/15/pima-county-sheriffs-office-year-old-video-quadruple-amputee/#click=https://t.co/jEAzcSDi7X
Kimberly Winters
This might be better for a flash fried but a 15 year old boy without arms or legs was tackled by a cop. https://youtu.be/11jrByA6m0c
Brandon Marthers
Trailer for the new spongebob movie. https://youtu.be/HfiH_526qhY
Rob Waters
TJ, when you get better, would you react to this obscure historic event. video < 7 min. https://youtu.be/6ktIIVRWGvM?t=12
gotsniff
If you don't cover it in the show, I wouldn't blame you. Regardless, you should see this. It is Adapted Karate presented by the Disability Karate Federation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKA14aPrtn4
Shannon
Trump is having a rap contest. The entry videos are awesomely cringe. Showing anyone of them is gold.
Lupin X
we outchyea flaking and perpetrating bu scared to kick it with reality
GC1931
You have 10 minutes, Cheejay.
Ignar Husky
I want my Wine-O induced Baldy TJ shitting on everything. The fuck my boy! Why have thy foresaken us?!
I'm a realer fan than most of you motherfuckers. I also have school tomorrow. I need my 8 hours.
Abby Danger
Cool. I'm disappointed.
Not A Computer
oh boy guess it's happening in the next hour
Kid Wizard
Where tha fuck is the show
ultrasound700
Sunday isn't over until the sun is up on Monday morning. We could be getting a 2am stream so TJ can weed out everyone who isn't a real fan.
Joshulin Collins
We're hungry TJ feed us.
10baseballdmo
Cheejay get your drunk ass online
Dominion of New Zanada
scammed again
Palanama
Brett Keane was right, Scam individuals
Jason Clark
Who?
Zygote
Guess i'll go watch stupid TAP scheduled in 8 mins. At least Ben shows up. **Without a paywall.
Zygote
Scammed again..
Fried Poptarts
give tj a break. paul's diabities caught up with him and he's getting his feet amputated. tj is just being a supportive friend.
Null
Lies !!!
Corm orn, Cheejay. Weekend's almost over.
Fried Poptarts
nah we got, got
GC1931
show tonight?
Bob Bobson
https://www.patreon.com/posts/another-abandon-31614241?utm_medium=post_notification_email&utm_source=post_link&utm_campaign=patron_engagement&token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWRpc19rZXkiOiJpbnN0YW50LWFjY2VzczpjNTExYTY5NC1kYzVlLTQ0NDctODkzOC01ZWRkNDFjNjQ0MDIifQ.AKqyxfex-nFFLIG8LhJYOEpj51bymMdBrm9XRc_PaHA Notorious scammer lies about doing an Abandon Hope
CBG_HitMang
https://youtu.be/jsvrdiX2OUE Retard grifter attempts to defend dogshit Electoral College from your calls to abolish it.
Cory
Guy defends Skylar White Skip to about 2-3 mins in for less of his annoying intro https://youtu.be/PawBjDGGOCQ
Focus Shift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWUZnYCe0QA Do something on this guy. For 100 thousand dollars, you get to be a citizen of his enlightened civilization! xD
fabian höfler
You heard about facial recognition,get ready for chinese gait recognition. Even Masks wont save you from your overlords now. Especially Paul might love this: https://apnews.com/bf75dd1c26c947b7826d270a16e2658a
Lupin X
Talk about the political situation in guatemala
Tito Manfredo
I’ve suggested this one a few times already. https://nypost.com/2019/01/21/flight-attendant-says-overweight-passenger-forced-her-to-wipe-his-butt/
YourEvilBoyfriend
Man gets hit in the head with football...helmet???https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/myles-garrett-to-appeal-nfl-suspension-after-helmet-attack/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons
mango raccoon
PLEASE cover this TJ its a north korean article about joe biden honestly you have to cover this it is amazing https://kcnawatch.org/newstream/1573744876-272554031/rabid-dog-must-be-beaten-to-death-kcna-commentary/?t=1573778935787
This is a Washington Post article on Saudi Arabia listed feminism,atheism and homosexuality as extreme but sort of took it back. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/11/12/feminism-homosexuality-atheism-are-forms-extremism-according-saudi-arabia/?outputType=amp
Oh yeah, his name is Christian Negre. Literraly Christian Nigger
French official drugged women to watch them pee... Do I need to say more ? https://www.thelocal.fr/20191109/french-official-charged-with-drugging-women-to-make-them-pee
Złosiej Stępień
Wild boars snoting coke, I found it hilarious. Sad news is, someone's not getting drugs tonight :( https://news.sky.com/story/wild-boar-discover-and-snort-17-000-of-cocaine-in-tuscan-forest-11861940?fbclid=IwAR1KEoAtQcu9MR0GS-RCiL4jVPgbMDNsM-40WJ8udL1KT48WV7XtPTag8WA
Fried Poptarts
tj
noname
BANNANA
Mark Sweeney
You could cover lilly sigh and her pc late night show. Its next level cringe.
Sam Bray
A bad Aussie comedian trying to make offensive Muslim jokes that aren’t funny to a test audience and then getting their reaction to it https://youtu.be/TfdospKUn5c the stupid in this video is palpable
Joshua Thieman
TJ has passed away, change my mind.
queefspeak
Should I abandon hope for the abandon hope?
Clint
bring forth the Paul. The hour grows late and the need for him to be summoned to this meeting is great. For the dark torment that lives inside him must be unveiled and His thirst for abandonment must be quenched. For he is Paul the dark usurper of time, hope and greed.
Joshulin Collins
Some third world countries are starting to demand first world nations take back their deported garbage. Pretty obviously funny; I mean come on. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-48444874
Ephriam Lippert
Sonic movie redesign https://www.cbr.com/sonic-redesign-boosts-costly-yet-positive-reactions/
Zane Roberts
I second that notion
Jaron Talotta
I second this motion.
Fried Poptarts
tj is this still taking place tonight or can we all go to sleep
Brent Slade
Damn that "moderate" stance of not wanting to destroy everything we have. lmao
Serena Gatti
you guys are so stupid you have to provide a link too
Henry
Obama coming out with moderate bullshit “Americans don’t want to tear down the system”
Fried Poptarts
its my dream to catch a live show live i havent been in a chat with tj since dp days. i miss it
Jareth Gawain
Ayye, awesome. Hopefully I can catch it live for once.
Pagedleader
Same crazy pastor as last abandon hope, it is long winded but it contains the same amount of idiocy. Why Christian women are prettier.https://dougwils.com/books-and-culture/s7-engaging-the-culture/on-why-christian-women-are-prettier.html
Doitlive
Am I correct that Abandon Hope is only accessible through Patreon?
c0lt
Talk about people in Louisiana being nosey.
Marlin Benson
Go to Marlin Benson under your Facebook profiles messages- I sent you tons of butt story’s a while back- so do them, who cares if they are old
Marlin Benson
Apple removes all vape related apps from App Store. I don’t have a link but it’s super easy to find.
Nicholas
Dick girls
Fried Poptarts
I'd love to see an episode of abandon hope of you calling popeyes and asking if they have the chicken sandwich in stock.
Hypnotic Visionaire
https://news.sky.com/story/wild-boar-discover-and-snort-17-000-of-cocaine-in-tuscan-forest-11861940 Wild Boar Discovers and Snorts up 17,000 Pounds of Cocaine. This is a hilarious story that I believe would work great as an ice breaker in between two bigger (more contentious) stories. I’m so glad you’re doing this once a week (even though you hate it). I’ll try to sprinkle in some funny stories with the serious ones.
Heather Squidz
Maybe cover a bit on Warren massively walking back on M4A publicly and how MSM is using that info to tout her more than ever. Also insurance companies stock went way up after her announcement and her daughter is a CEO of some insurance company. I feel more people need to see her snake in the grass be for what it is. It would make for a great rant.
Fried Poptarts
Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-mans-murder-plot-against-wife-backfires-after-hes-left-paralyzed
Fried Poptarts
Hunter shot, killed after friend mistook him for deer in Georgia woods, authorities say https://abcnews.go.com/US/hunter-shot-killed-friend-mistook-deer-georgia-woods/story?id=65938941&cid=social_twitter_wnt
Addiction Expert: 'Some People Do Better' On Heroin https://youtu.be/TYpNPQ0bZ34
Dr. Carl Hart on Legalisation vs Decriminalisation of Drugs https://youtu.be/M_0CN_42YWg Dr Hart explains why he’s for drug legalization.
Gene Allen
Here is Jordan Peterson explaining why he thinks overpopulation isn't a problem. It's a 7-minute video but most of his points are with in the first 2 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIKH0bbNSs Here is another of him arguing against the population bomb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5z_hFzQhw
drjkrtykjtukytu
https://youtu.be/QTeEmRUp1nE
SomeGuy
Any stuff from this guy is pretty hilarious. This video about evolutionbeing linked to the ocult though is particularly bonkers. https://youtu.be/ZafFGGNAef8
mcrooo
BBC News - Prince Andrew 'categorically' denies sex claims https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50446065. Part of the ongoing Epstein conspricy, Prince Andrew gives a bizzare alibi for his whereabouts on the day he was accused of having sex with an underage girl, who was trafficked by Epstein.
Hereticked
Hey TJ, here's a video I'd love to see you cover. It's a father begging his young son not to become a police officer. The direction it goes in should make this a very entertaining reaction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrmhKVY4M78
SawedOffClown .
Holy fucking shit, this for sure needs to be in
Venny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6vk9Tv Christian wins arguement against atheist, kinda sorta
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
I gotta say, in my opinion, she looks awesome.
Bigass Frog
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in brain
Fried Poptarts
I want alertics so i can show up live this time publes
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2019/11/ok-zoomer-is-that-really-the-best-youve-got/
Horror Muppet
Florida man claims wind blew cocaine into his car. https://1010wins.radio.com/articles/florida-man-wind-blew-cocaine-my-car
Horror Muppet
Bill Maher toning down anti-trump rhetoric for fear of civil war. https://www.newsweek.com/bill-maher-trump-jokes-civil-war-real-time-hbo-1472174
drjkrtykjtukytu
https://youtu.be/_bemF8tdyb0
Sween bum rushing Derek with a Xenophase blade
Fuckin hyped
Horror Muppet
Details on twitter's political ad ban. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/15/twitter-unveils-new-political-ad-policy.html
John
https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/w/christian-supremacist-anoints-herself-interim-president-of-bolivia Christian supremacist anoints herself interim president of Bolivia: Ms Anez was later filmed on CNN Argentina lifting a giant bible above her head, surrounded by her supporters, shouting: “The bible returns to the palace.” Mr Morales reformed the country’s constitution to grant rights to “mother Earth” — “Pachamama” — an indigenous Andean goddess. In practice the law protects the environment from degradation but Bolivia’s hard right see it as a pagan disgrace. Images of now-deleted tweets by Ms Anez circulated on Twitter yesterday. In one from 2013, she says: “I dream of a Bolivia free of satanic indigenous rites.
Horror Muppet
Hispanic evangelical minister seeking to challenge AOC. https://nypost.com/2019/10/10/fernando-cabrera-will-challenge-aoc-in-democratic-primary-with-pro-capitalist-message/
Horror Muppet
Florida man burns a man alive after losing a card game. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Burns-Man-Alive-After-L-564860542.html
Wilbur Whateley
A movement towards turning humans into batteries? I give you Ad Infinatum..a machine/art installation that explores a parasitic device that feeds of people... https://robertkovax.com/ad-infinitum-a-parasite-that-lives-off-human-energy
Horror Muppet
Florida man makes himself some food while robbing a taco bell. https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/15/florida-man-makes-snack-robbing-taco-bell/
Mexican Zoidburg
RIP No Nut November
danieljohnyerke
https://youtu.be/zrVlrZX4UsI Cambridge University bans clapping in order not to offend deaf people or trigger others.
Matt Matt
Donna Brazile whining about Roger Stone and his involvement in Wikileaks informing the American ppl about Hillary's cheating. It happened on the Bill Maher Overtime last night. Talk about establishment privilege, I literally couldn't fucking believe how entitled and arrogant these centrists are!
Man handcuffed after ‘illegally eating sandwich’ on train platform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AezHatFCCU&lc=z23gsfhjsvenhlhqf04t1aokgzpseovtfr5fojckoxldrk0h00410
GC1931
Why SCOTUS' Gun Ruling Is Damaging (Shapiro): https://youtu.be/Paok_tNu4L4 The Democrats Have Gone Over The Deep End (Shapiro): https://youtu.be/YX6ZXN1zrmY Mark Cuban: Capitalism is going to win, socialism just doesn't work: https://youtu.be/rCd2vWsWWrI Abortion: The Slavery of our Day: https://youtu.be/9kMRe6-TXa0 Rick Wiles Is Taking His Ball and Going Home (Rick Wiles quits Youtube): https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/rick-wiles-is-taking-his-ball-and-going-home/
Kittytime
I can't decide if this girl has abandoned all hope or is the only one us truly living... https://instagram.com/devlin_616?igshid=f9lwnx9t0k98
Julie ?
cop tackles 15 year old boy with no arms or legs https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/15/pima-county-sheriffs-office-year-old-video-quadruple-amputee/%3foutputType=amp
YourEvilBoyfriend
Oh spank you TJ spank you so very hard. Here's some tasty hong kong cookin https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-24/who-are-triads-and-are-they-behind-hong-kong-attacks-quicktake?utm_source=url_link
hidewari
TJ, thank you for feeding us so well 🙏
Daniel Melle
This article made me giggle, it's about the American government going through Canadian people's mail. https://www.foxnews.com/world/canada-island-mail-us-border-maine
SPT12
An argument that the Star Wars prequels are actually great. https://youtu.be/RbbwAh_IXeU
Sam Tabatowski
This is a video talking about first hand accounts of the horroble working conditions at the Orwellian amazon "fulfillment centers". Piss bottles everywhere, crazy hours, etc. Idk how these are legal. https://youtu.be/TQzZyqmBt8w
Johnny Kamikaze
Neat!! You should rate big fat asses on at scale of 1 to GOOD GOD DAMN
Mel Blanc
I don't quite recall if you've covered this one before, but this is a video of Ben Shapiro analyzing a discussion between Ben Affleck and Bill Maher regarding Islam. https://youtu.be/6BTD0CiuiUo
SPT12
I know you hate Anthony Fantano’s taste in music. Here’s him reviewing Tool’s new album. Wondering if you’ll agree. https://youtu.be/K7xhuqw4DgE
Josh Wheeler
YES I can’t get enough Abandon Hope!!