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TDS/WATP #28 - Smoke Sesh, The Financial Feminist

YouTubeJoin Karl and Sean and I as we watch an insufferable attention whore manifesting her goals and embracing positivity by skipping work and eating guacamole all day, and then a terrible comedian tells jokes, and finally more moronic advice on how to save money from a fat lady, although I think I...

[LIVESTREAM] TDS/WATP #28 - 6:30PM PT

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Episode 422 - Dick on B-Dancing

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjSean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls ...

Episode 421 - Dick on Large-Bodied Bicyclers

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjSean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 420 - Dick on Disney Rash

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjJoe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning c...

Episode 419 - Dick on Big Grrrls Bodyguards

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjTrump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the ave...

Bonus Episode 91 - Dick on Nobody Won, Nobody Lost

Rumble| Vimeo | StorjNaming your shorts, a booby trap for your trash, my neighbor writes an ode to honking, roll-over voting, a Brazilian butt lift for your forehead, a pro-crime map, a month for crying about pride month, anti-gay condoms, and the penultimate chapter of Maddox's Cuckumentary: Th...

Episode 418 - Dick on New Weights

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjThe Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; al...

Episode 417 - Dick on Hipster Prison

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjShooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more th...

Episode 416 - Dick on a Hair in Your Curse

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjMy Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and ev...

Episode 415 - Dick on Rain Man Red Flag Laws

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjEric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, a woman can't divide by 2, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "not possible to cut def...

Bonus Episode 90 - Dick on The Smoking Gun

Rumble| Vimeo| StorjContact lenses so you can oogle women without getting put on TikTok, Planet Fatness: a gym where fat people can eat for free, a food-mobile, a better safe for your drugs, and we watch the "Restraining Order" chapter of Maddox's Cuckumentary, wherein, Maddox reveals th...

Episode 414 - Dick on Riley's Arrest

Download the MP3| Vimeo| Rumble| StorjEric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 413 - Dick on Stoplight Sensors

Download the MP3| Vimeo| Rumble| StorjThe Vito Friend Experience, a No Simps protest, three and a half walled showers, ductility, the pope uses the f-slur, home insurance companies having to pay money, German police get stabbed, Yaira and disrespect, a criminal defense lawyer calls in about Nick&#39...

Episode 412 - Dick on Hooooo Boy!

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjNick Rekieta is arrested for possession of cocaine, a woman list her accomplishments, some young men check my mysoginy, a man dates a woman, Teslas auto-driving slowly in the fast lane, space, the Mandella effect hits me, and a guy spent thousands of dollars on ...

Episode 411 - Dick on Tankerbelle

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjA bunch of truck stop hogs go on the attack, a bunch of green energy property tax scams, a guy's testicles get twisted, homless Cheers in San Fransisco, the diversity awards, time off for periods, throwing babies into dumpsters, Romeo and Juliet, 20 Indian m...

Episode 410 - Dick on The Butt Wand

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjWe read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more t...

Episode 409 - Dick on the Bearllema

Download the MP3| Vimeo| Rumble| StorjWomen vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots,the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems

Download the MP3| Rumble| Storj| VimeoMaddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teache...

TDS/WATP #27 - Dern After Reading, Emotionally Online, Queer Kid Stuff, and the Financial Feminist

YouTubeIt's another crossover EVENT between Who Are These Podcasts and the Dick Show. We start off with Dick Masterson pulling some ominous clips from the podcast that was hosted by the guy who lit himself on fire outside of the Trump trial. Then we meet fatfluencer Maddie Dragsbaek who is very ...

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjA fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are d...

Episode 406 - Dick on Bums vs. Drones

Download the MP3| Rumble| Vimeo| StorjJohnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dan...

Bonus Episode 89 - Dick on Exes Dating Exes

Rumble| Vimeo| StorjOJ dies, a bidet for your penis, OnlyFoods, Not Bald and Not Angry About it Certificates, Italian Alexa, a Nest for drinking, The Boy Who Cried Canceled, more secret emails, and an exclusive live viewing of Maddox's epic takedown of my relationship, THAT YOU CAN ONLY SEE HERE...

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 89 - Thursday 6PM PST

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Episode 405 - Dick on the Slowpocalypse

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjA woman craps in a bucket, a feal market at the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and Boogie is bullying me; all that and ...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 405 - Sunday Noon PST

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Episode 404 - Dick on It Gets You Dead

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | Rumble | StorjMistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter, 800 hostages, a sonic boob tattoo, and a slop...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 404 - Monday 6PM

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Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | Rumble | StorjI lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slav...