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Episode 25 - Dick on One Million Downloads

VideoDownload the MP3Thumb wars, liquor gravity, a terrifying mob of 20-year-old men, Team Snapchat, a Duck Tales revenge fantasy, the 200-pound hangover, a day in the life, goofy chip flavors, Denzel's movie, Asterios' shame, an open letter to your family this Thanksgiving, new t-shirts, a ...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 5 - Dick on Three Beers

https://vimeo.com/192498558/57783e87afThanksgiving is the drinker's holiday, a cause for a robot uprising, the benefits of three beers, I ruin a children's magic show, an indecent proposal, winning at identity politics, who would you have a beer with, riots, class clowns, and a plus size ero...

Bonus Episode 5 - Dick on Three Beers

Thanksgiving is the drinker's holiday, a cause for a robot uprising, the benefits of three beers, I ruin a children's magic show, an indecent proposal, winning at identity politics, who would you have a beer with, riots, class clowns, and a plus size erotic story; all that and more on this m...

Episode 25 LIVESTREAM 11:15AM PDT

Longer stories, harder facts, hotter goss. Denzel and Asterios calling in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmuJbXRDRPs

Episode 24 - Dick on Gloating

Download the MP3http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_024.mp3I welcome our new Pepe overlords, peace and understanding in riots, Madcucks pitches his wares and doubles down for 2020, the Rage Board finally gets some rules, getting out of cars slowly, nightmares my face has caused, subs...

Episode 24 LIVESTREAM Sun 11:30AM PDT!

This week, coach stops by to watch me not eat my book. Chance of bonus episode is VERY HIGH.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KjVmf9n3MQ

Episode 23 - Dick on Results

Download the MP3Spy vs. Spy with married guys, the results of The Great Debate, Never-ending stories and the storytellers who never-end them, putting Vaseline on your eyes, more dong talk, what to do with a cheating mom, a news babe comes in with some amazing shoes, Asterios rants while I get the do...

RAGE LOTTERY - NOVEMBER

I got a fever. And the only prescription is more rage.This is one small step for rage, and one giant leap for rage kind.I have a dream that my four little Seans will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their rage.Today is that day. ...

Episode 23 LIVESTREAM SUN 11:30AM PDT

The results of the Great 4th Debate are in and someone is going to live with a shame for the rest of their life. Who is it? Find out next Dick Show!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlg3GY4LoA

Episode 22 - Dick on Voting

Download the MP3DickTales, the curse of a home pool table, boob scams, a cross-eyed race car driver, ruined shorts, Sean wants to see my cock, cigar advice from Sean’s dad, Asterios lingers, leaked concession speeches, Tom Phillips comes home, Lettuce Jones goes to prison, a debate with the Sneaky...

Episode 22 LIVESTREAM 11:30AM PDT SUNDAY!

It's the end of the world as we know it, and the last Dick Show of the worst, best election season in US history! Songs, announcements, pronouncements, and chair stickers. Tune in this Sunday at 11:30AM PDT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBXQ2bzr43Q

A Special Message for Dick Show Patreonis

A GFY was promised and a GFY ye shall have.Good morrow me Patreonis, the GFY page on thedickshow.com felt like not enough for the support you've given me. To wit, I offer each and every one of you a personalized GFY from the bottom of my medulla oblongata*.Happy Halloween!*Wikipedia says rage co...

Episode 21 VIDEO

Episode 21 Drinking Game!Take a shot every time:Asterios Kokkinos smokes another cigarette.I notice what a shitty job I did shaving.Sean is confused by a "chair sticker" comment on the live stream.

Bonus Episode 4 VIDEO

Don't just listen to Asterios smoke cigarettes. WATCH Asterios smoke cigarettes in high fidelity, 1080 resolution--but only a quarter of that because I'm an ego maniac.

Bonus Episode 4 - Porn Savers, The Singularity, Cuck Advice

At long last, I bring in the biggest solution in the universe. A trillion dollar idea that will be more important than the television, assembly line production, and fire rolled into one. It's a device. A device will change your life. This isthe Oculus Rift killer. It will be the foundation of a ...

LIVESTREAM SUNDAY 9:30AM PDT!

Prepare for a double dose of Asterios Kokkinos this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday as we prepare for our epic debate and bring you a very special bonus episode.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk74OLIQnFc

Episode 20 - Dick on Cernovich

Download the MP3The law, the Bone Zone, my inner monologue, Gorilla Mindset, real magic words, Cuck-mate, sucker-punching, red pills, blue pills, and black pills, the war on men, Carlos Slim, what is a defamation, Sean gets asked his name, Dustin attends a Trump rally, author and free-speech activis...

Episode 20 LIVESTREAM Sun 11AM PDT

Get your ass blown off--and then GRABBED!!! The Dick Show goes live this Sunday a little bit after 11AM PDT with guest Mike Cernovich.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZebl-U40Y

Episode 19 - San Francisco, MadCucks, Elon Musk

Download the MP3I bully a bus, 837,000 things wrong with San Fransisco, the biggest Patreon in history, fat Halloween music, MadCucks calls in, a financial analyst finds discrepancies in the Biggest Problem accounting, music to rage too, Elon Musk tries to kill God, making erotic stories great again...

Episode 19 LIVESTREAM SUNDAY 10:30AM PDT!!!

San Fransisco, MadCucks, and live callers. Don't be a Clegg.1-855-976-34251-855-976-DICKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VibDIObz4zY

Episode 18 - Dick on Maddox

Download the MP3iOS 10, car seat adjustments, Persian racing rim upgrades, accidental heroes, my personal and professional reputation, why the Biggest Problem in the Universe ended, The Job Lynch Mob, Trump and I release our taxes, my faith in the UCB comedy scene is destroyed, Chump Syndrome, free ...

Ep 18 LIVESTREAM Tonight, Wed 7:15PM PDT

Guess what we'll be talking about!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDo7sh4WL4

Episode 17 - Dick on Clegg

Download the MP3I accidentally share something, Joe Starr talks about winning an Emmy, I get a list of demands Black Lives Matters, Piss Whistlers, we play a round of Drunk, Sober, High with Jordan, David Clegg calls in to call everyone a liar, waut3rboi, my favorite quote, Maddox’s girlfriend dox...

Episode 17 LIVESTREAM SUNDAY 11:15AM PDT

Put the football on mute and fire up your SECOND SCREEN, DICK HEADS!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7oULr0YXzs

Episode 16 - School, Pepe, Sean’s Money

Download the MP3Sean’s rates, the moment that changed my life forever, Pepe the frog, smelled-a-fart racism, peeing with your pants around your ankles, listening to your dick, AA is a suicide cult, “I’m safe”, how many downloads, Hot Goss and why I am the Joan Rivers of podcasting, things Se...

LIVESTREAM UPDATED URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSmog0yukQ

Ep 16 Livestream SUNDAY 11:20-ish AM PDT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSmog0yukQ

Dick Ridin' Episode 4 - Gaybies, Pepe

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/13/motherless-babies-possible-as-scientists-create-live-offspring-w/

Episode 15 - Bill Burr, Imaginary Cats, Tocqueville

Download the MP3The alchemy of a bender, Hillary Clinton halts and catches fire, the black vote, my life coach’s secret Twitter account, Bill Cosby’s Democracy in America, I learn what is an AA, Denzel’s dream body, my workout routine, my reaction to Bill Burr’s reaction to me and the ensuin...

Easy Access Tagging System

Here are some things I think I've just fixed1. Access to ContentSome Patreonis were saying videos and downloads didn't work on mobile or on their Patreon app. This should now be fixed.2. Confusing ClusterfuckScrolling endlessly for old episodes was a confusing pain in the ass. I tagged old c...